Sorry Anne Frank, and I'ma let you finish...

[Suu]

I fucking hate those.

... just for a moment I thought you were talking about cold pizza

My roommate hates cold pizza, the very idea of me eating it makes her gag. This is obviously proof that she isn't human, at all.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

I think it's potassium. I know I wasn't dehydrated because all I did was drink water and pee all night at work.

Then it was definitely potassium.  Slim fasts or bananas.

And we all know the horrible truth about bananas:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t94LtCvP9ck

[The Good Reverend Roger]

I fucking hate those.

... just for a moment I thought you were talking about cold pizza

My roommate hates cold pizza, the very idea of me eating it makes her gag. This is obviously proof that she isn't human, at all.

She is obviously a communist.  Call the FBI.

[Richter]

I think it's potassium. I know I wasn't dehydrated because all I did was drink water and pee all night at work.

Then it was definitely potassium.  Slim fasts or bananas.

And we all know the horrible truth about bananas:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t94LtCvP9ck

1 bananna (skinned)
1 cup spinnach
1 scoop chocolate flavor whey protein
1 fistful old fashioned oats
1 scoop peanut butter
4 ice cubes
choclate soy milk to cover

Blend IN THE NAME OF GOD, and drink

Richter's "I don't want to fuckign eat" shake

EDIT: adding a depth charge of espresso or instnat coffee optional.  Necessary if you're me.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

I think it's potassium. I know I wasn't dehydrated because all I did was drink water and pee all night at work.

Then it was definitely potassium.  Slim fasts or bananas.

And we all know the horrible truth about bananas:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t94LtCvP9ck

1 bananna (skinned)
1 cup spinnach
1 scoop chocolate flavor whey protein
1 fistful old fashioned oats
1 scoop peanut butter
4 ice cubes
choclate soy milk to cover

Blend IN THE NAME OF GOD, and drink

Richter's "I don't want to fuckign eat" shake

That'll do it, too. 

I would totally eat that.

[Suu]

I think it's potassium. I know I wasn't dehydrated because all I did was drink water and pee all night at work.

Then it was definitely potassium.  Slim fasts or bananas.

And we all know the horrible truth about bananas:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t94LtCvP9ck

1 bananna (skinned)
1 cup spinnach
1 scoop chocolate flavor whey protein
1 fistful old fashioned oats
1 scoop peanut butter
4 ice cubes
choclate soy milk to cover

Blend IN THE NAME OF GOD, and drink

Richter's "I don't want to fuckign eat" shake

EDIT: adding a depth charge of espresso or instnat coffee optional.  Necessary if you're me.

Every time you've made me one of these I've had to evacuate my bowels within 10 minutes of consumption.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

I think it's potassium. I know I wasn't dehydrated because all I did was drink water and pee all night at work.

Then it was definitely potassium.  Slim fasts or bananas.

And we all know the horrible truth about bananas:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t94LtCvP9ck

1 bananna (skinned)
1 cup spinnach
1 scoop chocolate flavor whey protein
1 fistful old fashioned oats
1 scoop peanut butter
4 ice cubes
choclate soy milk to cover

Blend IN THE NAME OF GOD, and drink

Richter's "I don't want to fuckign eat" shake

EDIT: adding a depth charge of espresso or instnat coffee optional.  Necessary if you're me.

Every time you've made me one of these I've had to evacuate my bowels within 10 minutes of consumption.

Now I TOTALLY want one of those.

[Richter]

 

Suu:  You've lived around me, a tightened sphincter is enver to be taken for granted. 

[Suu]

Suu:  You've lived around me, a tightened sphincter is enver to be taken for granted. 

I have enough issues with my intestines.

[Richter]

TAKE COMMAND!  GIVE A BOWEL AND INCH IT WILL TAKE A MILE LONG CRAP.

I level my diet at my guts like two barrels full of fiber and capsacin.  "I DARE YOU, I DOUBLE-DARE YOU MOTHERFUCKER!  GET IMPACTED ONE MORE GODDMAN TIME!"

[The Good Reverend Roger]

TAKE COMMAND!  GIVE A BOWEL AND INCH IT WILL TAKE A MILE LONG CRAP.

I've tried that.   It didn't work.   

[Suu]

TAKE COMMAND!  GIVE A BOWEL AND INCH IT WILL TAKE A MILE LONG CRAP.

I level my diet at my guts like two barrels full of fiber and capsacin.  "I DARE YOU, I DOUBLE-DARE YOU MOTHERFUCKER!  GET IMPACTED ONE MORE GODDMAN TIME!"

You forget my lack of enzymes.

It's either near liquid or sharp as tacks when it comes out.



Suu
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[LMNO]

It's either near liquid or sharp as tacks when it comes out. 

[Suu]

You would.

[LMNO]

I gotta be me.