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Jesus Christ, seriously?

Started by Shibboleet The Annihilator, February 03, 2010, 09:14:20 PM

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The Good Reverend Roger

#135
February 04, 2010, 04:15:26 PM
Quote from: Fuquad on February 04, 2010, 05:47:44 AM
Quote from: FireWillow on February 04, 2010, 03:46:13 AM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky on February 04, 2010, 03:41:42 AM
No skills + no work experience = no job = need to get on welfare.

I see.  Might I ask who we are blaming for the lack of skills/work experience?
Die in a fire.

Reminder...All Libertarians:

1.  Started out dirt poor.  No, really.
2.  Run their own business now, which they built through their amazing work ethic, yet
3.  Have time to post on the internet.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Cramulus

#136
February 04, 2010, 04:35:59 PM

Freeky

#137
February 04, 2010, 04:42:47 PM
Goddammit.... :lulz:

The Good Reverend Roger

#138
February 04, 2010, 04:49:20 PM
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

-Kel-

#139
February 04, 2010, 04:55:08 PM
what
the
fuck

:x :x :x :x :x :x

Suu

#140
February 04, 2010, 04:58:51 PM
Btw, Noah Cyrus is fucking ugly. That girl will be a crackwhore in no time.
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Shibboleet The Annihilator

#141
February 04, 2010, 10:44:52 PM
Quote from: Horrendous Foreign Love Stoat on February 04, 2010, 05:50:07 AM
So, me and the wife were jsut postulating, d ya reckon billy ray's a nonce then?

I'd put money on it.

hooplala

#142
February 04, 2010, 10:59:43 PM
Quote from: Suu on February 04, 2010, 04:58:51 PM
Btw, Noah Cyrus is fucking ugly. That girl will be a crackwhore in no time.

Was thinking it too but didn't have the guts to say it.
"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)" — Walt Whitman

No u

#143
February 04, 2010, 11:08:56 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 04, 2010, 04:15:26 PMReminder...All Libertarians:

1.  Started out dirt poor.  No, really.
2.  Run their own business now, which they built through their amazing work ethic, yet
3.  Have time to post on the internet.

Did the whole running my own business thing.  It's more fun to run someone else's.  That and it gives me more time to post on the internet grace you with my presence.
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Jenne

#144
February 04, 2010, 11:10:02 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on February 04, 2010, 10:59:43 PM
Quote from: Suu on February 04, 2010, 04:58:51 PM
Btw, Noah Cyrus is fucking ugly. That girl will be a crackwhore in no time.

Was thinking it too but didn't have the guts to say it.

Not to worry.  Daddy will get her alllll the plastic surgery his baby needs to make it in DA BIZ.

Captain Utopia

#145
February 04, 2010, 11:31:10 PM
Quote from: FireWillow on February 04, 2010, 11:08:56 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 04, 2010, 04:15:26 PMReminder...All Libertarians:

1.  Started out dirt poor.  No, really.
2.  Run their own business now, which they built through their amazing work ethic, yet
3.  Have time to post on the internet.

Did the whole running my own business thing.  It's more fun to run someone else's.  That and it gives me more time to post on the internet grace you with my presence.
More time than the guy who you create enough profit for, to pay your wages and run his business for him?!

No u

#146
February 04, 2010, 11:40:48 PM
Quote from: FP on February 04, 2010, 11:31:10 PM
Quote from: FireWillow on February 04, 2010, 11:08:56 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 04, 2010, 04:15:26 PMReminder...All Libertarians:

1.  Started out dirt poor.  No, really.
2.  Run their own business now, which they built through their amazing work ethic, yet
3.  Have time to post on the internet.

Did the whole running my own business thing.  It's more fun to run someone else's.  That and it gives me more time to post on the internet grace you with my presence.
More time than the guy who you create enough profit for, to pay your wages and run his business for him?!

I would hope so!

Of course with 60+ stores, his wallets likely a good deal fatter than mine. 


FW,
Wonders if his boss posts here
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Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ

#147
February 04, 2010, 11:45:00 PM
what store do you work for?

No u

#148
February 04, 2010, 11:50:56 PM
I run a Burger King.
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Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ

#149
February 05, 2010, 12:46:37 AM
ahh so thats what you meant by sandwich making
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