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[Minja]

Hiya Roger, and all you other scary folks! just kidding.  Thought I'd come over here and just ask youse guys... why is what I wrote so funny?  I don't want you pissing your pants.  It leaves stains, you know.

P.S. I know that I don't top your shit list anymore for "telling lies about you", but since somebody brought it to my attention last night, I wanted to share what I posted to Bogus the very first time he came in here and made you guys mad.  So as to say, hey, fuckers, I was on your side, so get off my shit! 

Day-um! Bogus, I forgot how well you stir shit up! 

Seriously though... those guys threw you more chances than most forums... specially that LMNO character, who seems very nice and calm, for a forumite.

XOXO Ninja-boy

[hooplala]

Hiya Roger, and all you other scary folks! just kidding.  Thought I'd come over here and just ask youse guys... why is what I wrote so funny?  I don't want you pissing your pants.  It leaves stains, you know.

P.S. I know that I don't top your shit list anymore for "telling lies about you", but since somebody brought it to my attention last night, I wanted to share what I posted to Bogus the very first time he came in here and made you guys mad.  So as to say, hey, fuckers, I was on your side, so get off my shit! 

Day-um! Bogus, I forgot how well you stir shit up! 

Seriously though... those guys threw you more chances than most forums... specially that LMNO character, who seems very nice and calm, for a forumite.

XOXO Ninja-boy

I found it funny because you seemed to equate our vitriol with seriousness.  I don't know about everyone else, but I personally laugh a lot, and find the world endlessly amusing.  However, I can still call someone a douchebag fuckface.  It is possible to be angry and amused at the same time... at least it is for me...

[Cain]

Clearly Hoopla is on a higher circuit!

[hooplala]

 

[Minja]

I found it funny because you seemed to equate our vitriol with seriousness.  I don't know about everyone else, but I personally laugh a lot, and find the world endlessly amusing.  However, I can still call someone a douchebag fuckface.  It is possible to be angry and amused at the same time... at least it is for me...

Well, fair enough.  I too am capable of saying "fuck you" with a smile.

[hooplala]

The problem is that people from the outside seem to think every single post here is made in dire earnestness.  Which is certainly not the case.

[Cramulus]

Hiya Roger, and all you other scary folks! just kidding.  Thought I'd come over here and just ask youse guys... why is what I wrote so funny?  I don't want you pissing your pants.  It leaves stains, you know.

Hi Minja!~ thanks for coming over and saying Hi. These inter-forum meeting of networks are interesting, no? I always find it amusing to bump into other Discordian sects who have different insights about this "Eris" contraption.

So to answer your question, hopefully without sounding like I'm dictating anything,


Anger is a great tool for Eristic Destruction. And it's part of the human experience, dontchaknow?

I don't think anybody will disagree that I'm one of the most laid back people on this forum. I usually do the zen thing and let the white water run under the bridge. But if that's your only mode, you run the risk of being content and complacent when some things need to change.

Anger is the fulcrum which transmogrifies dissatisfaction into action. Anger illuminates injustice and dissolves inertia.

The suggestion that anger is indicative of "missing the joke" implies that the right way to live is to be a bliss ninny. We can't just float away on a hot air balloon filled with laughter and good will. Yeah, the universe is hilarious in the right context. But if one curbs his anger every time it crops up, none of the bad shit in this world is ever going to be addressed. It takes a hot compress to bring a zit to the surface.

A lot of Discordians forget that Eris is a Goddess of STRIFE. Zaniness and not taking things seriously is a great way to not let the strife get under your skin. But like anger, that's just one tool in this giant toolbox called Discordia.

[Minja]

Hi Cramulus,

Thanks for the hello and the welcome. I still remember seeing you as a mellow one from my foray here a couple of years ago.

Now, I am one individual who gets what you're saying.  I know the fuel of anger. I also do not forget that the goddess we're "worshipping" here is no fluff-bunny.  And I will cop to being a bliss ninny at times, when I'm not busy causing trouble.

What I was trying (and failed) to address with that sentence was what I saw as crazy whacked-out anger directed at people who really didn't have it coming.  So when I talked about missing the joke and laughing, I wasn't trying to say "in order to be a discordian you have to laff all the time" or ANYTHING like that. I should have been clearer with my language, because what I really wanted to say was "Roger why are you so pissed off and shitting all over us when we should be friends?"

But WHATEVER!  Misunderstanding is a calling card of chaos, no?  You know, I like you guys. I really do.  And I'd rather not feel like we are on opposite sides when we're not.

[LMNO]

Hiya Roger, and all you other scary folks! just kidding.  Thought I'd come over here and just ask youse guys... why is what I wrote so funny?  I don't want you pissing your pants.  It leaves stains, you know.

P.S. I know that I don't top your shit list anymore for "telling lies about you", but since somebody brought it to my attention last night, I wanted to share what I posted to Bogus the very first time he came in here and made you guys mad.  So as to say, hey, fuckers, I was on your side, so get off my shit! 

Day-um! Bogus, I forgot how well you stir shit up! 

Seriously though... those guys threw you more chances than most forums... specially that LMNO character, who seems very nice and calm, for a forumite.

XOXO Ninja-boy

WHAT THE FUCK?


LISTEN, YOU GOAT-FUCKING SYPHILITIC COPROPHILIAC, THE ONLY REASON YOU ARE STILL IN POSESSION OF YOUR GENITALS IS BECAUSE I ALLOW THEM TO REMAIN ATTACHED TO YOUR PATHETIC, GENETICALLY DEFICIANT HUSK OF A MEAT SHELL.

IF I EVER SEE YOU POSTING HERE AGAIN, I'M GOING TO TRACK YOU DOWN, RAPE YOUR MOTHER, GET HER PREGNANT, THEN WRAP THE NEWBORN IN DUCT TAPE AND FUCK IT UNTIL IT RESEMBLES A GOOSE-LIVER PATE, WHICH I WILL THEN FORCE FEED TO HER UNTIL SHE CHOKES ON IT.  THEN I'LL FUCK HER AGAIN.









I GUARANTEE IT.

[hooplala]

 

[Cramulus]

What I was trying (and failed) to address with that sentence was what I saw as crazy whacked-out anger directed at people who really didn't have it coming.  So when I talked about missing the joke and laughing, I wasn't trying to say "in order to be a discordian you have to laff all the time" or ANYTHING like that. I should have been clearer with my language, because what I really wanted to say was "Roger why are you so pissed off and shitting all over us when we should be friends?"

that's fair

to answer your question --- roger is a fuckin' rain god, that's why! 

Roger, like many of the tumultuous forces present in the universe, shits where he pleases. That's part of his slack.

[Freeky]

The problem is that people from the outside seem to think every single post here is made in dire earnestness.  Which is certainly not the case.

Just think how many people would really be worse than Hitler if this were the case. 

[Minja]

Hiya Roger, and all you other scary folks! just kidding.  Thought I'd come over here and just ask youse guys... why is what I wrote so funny?  I don't want you pissing your pants.  It leaves stains, you know.

P.S. I know that I don't top your shit list anymore for "telling lies about you", but since somebody brought it to my attention last night, I wanted to share what I posted to Bogus the very first time he came in here and made you guys mad.  So as to say, hey, fuckers, I was on your side, so get off my shit! 

Day-um! Bogus, I forgot how well you stir shit up! 

Seriously though... those guys threw you more chances than most forums... specially that LMNO character, who seems very nice and calm, for a forumite.

XOXO Ninja-boy

WHAT THE FUCK?


LISTEN, YOU GOAT-FUCKING SYPHILITIC COPROPHILIAC, THE ONLY REASON YOU ARE STILL IN POSESSION OF YOUR GENITALS IS BECAUSE I ALLOW THEM TO REMAIN ATTACHED TO YOUR PATHETIC, GENETICALLY DEFICIANT HUSK OF A MEAT SHELL.

IF I EVER SEE YOU POSTING HERE AGAIN, I'M GOING TO TRACK YOU DOWN, RAPE YOUR MOTHER, GET HER PREGNANT, THEN WRAP THE NEWBORN IN DUCT TAPE AND FUCK IT UNTIL IT RESEMBLES A GOOSE-LIVER PATE, WHICH I WILL THEN FORCE FEED TO HER UNTIL SHE CHOKES ON IT.  THEN I'LL FUCK HER AGAIN.









I GUARANTEE IT.

Um.. Ok.  Leaving now.

[LMNO]

Not on my account, I hope.

[Minja]

Note to self - be sure NOT to compliment the Spider Project.