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Just how many PMs are going around, anyway?

Started by Golden Applesauce, February 05, 2010, 03:20:14 AM

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On average, how many PMs on this forum do you recieve per week?

less than 1
26 (76.5%)
1
2 (5.9%)
2-3
2 (5.9%)
4-6
3 (8.8%)
7 or more
1 (2.9%)

Total Members Voted: 34

Iason Ouabache

Quote from: Cramulus on February 05, 2010, 08:52:15 PM
holy god I have 76 pages in my inbox, 47 pages in my outbox
Fucking shit, man! Stop hogging all of the PMs for youself.  :argh!:
You cannot fathom the immensity of the fuck i do not give.
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Eater of Clowns

Man, it's like Valentine's Day in elementary school all over again.   :cry:
Quote from: Pippa Twiddleton on December 22, 2012, 01:06:36 AM
EoC, you are the bane of my existence.

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 07, 2014, 01:18:23 AM
EoC doesn't make creepy.

EoC makes creepy worse.

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the afflicted persons get hold of and consume carrots even in socially quite unacceptable situations.

Faust

Quote from: EoC on February 05, 2010, 09:34:10 PM
Man, it's like Valentine's Day in elementary school all over again.   :cry:
anyone gotten their valentines day pm's yet, I've gotten 30
Sleepless nights at the chateau

Eater of Clowns

Quote from: Faust on February 05, 2010, 09:39:26 PM
Quote from: EoC on February 05, 2010, 09:34:10 PM
Man, it's like Valentine's Day in elementary school all over again.   :cry:
anyone gotten their valentines day pm's yet, I've gotten 30

:x
Quote from: Pippa Twiddleton on December 22, 2012, 01:06:36 AM
EoC, you are the bane of my existence.

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 07, 2014, 01:18:23 AM
EoC doesn't make creepy.

EoC makes creepy worse.

Quote
the afflicted persons get hold of and consume carrots even in socially quite unacceptable situations.

Jenne

:lol:  Well, EoC, the advice to SEND them to GET them is a good one.

Triple Zero

Quote from: Faust on February 05, 2010, 08:36:11 PM
The indexing works perfectly at. Its the sheer size of the db that causes it to lock to the important stuff slowly, the server hardware isn't amazing and the larger the database is the slower the forum goes.
If you think it won't help then leave it. Its just when I log into the mysql menu for the site, the pm table does show up as open and with half a meg overhead.

Ok that is PHPmyAdmin, I suppose? I didn't know our server had that.

Doesn't it have some kind of option where you can re-scan or defragment or something the tables? Although that might take a while.

QuoteLeave it for now so, I will look into it and see. And yes, smf are useless at answering any question related to the db and not some superficial modification for the forum.
As to the linearity of the search times and size of the db.
When the site was 500 erroring on every third or fourth request and I did the huge prune of old threads it stopped happening. And I know for a fact I didn't get rid of more then half the DB.

Ok I believe you, it just bugs me that, on the general scale of things, and average hardware even if it's on shared hosting, the entire size of the database is somewhere between 50 and 100MB right? That's not something a computer less than 10 years old should make a big deal out of, I would guess. OTOH we do get a lot of hits too.
Ex-Soviet Bloc Sexual Attack Swede of Tomorrow™
e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

INFORMATION SO POWERFUL, YOU ACTUALLY NEED LESS.

Faust

Quote from: Triple Zero on February 05, 2010, 10:02:27 PM
Quote from: Faust on February 05, 2010, 08:36:11 PM
The indexing works perfectly at. Its the sheer size of the db that causes it to lock to the important stuff slowly, the server hardware isn't amazing and the larger the database is the slower the forum goes.
If you think it won't help then leave it. Its just when I log into the mysql menu for the site, the pm table does show up as open and with half a meg overhead.

Ok that is PHPmyAdmin, I suppose? I didn't know our server had that.

Doesn't it have some kind of option where you can re-scan or defragment or something the tables? Although that might take a while.

QuoteLeave it for now so, I will look into it and see. And yes, smf are useless at answering any question related to the db and not some superficial modification for the forum.
As to the linearity of the search times and size of the db.
When the site was 500 erroring on every third or fourth request and I did the huge prune of old threads it stopped happening. And I know for a fact I didn't get rid of more then half the DB.

Ok I believe you, it just bugs me that, on the general scale of things, and average hardware even if it's on shared hosting, the entire size of the database is somewhere between 50 and 100MB right? That's not something a computer less than 10 years old should make a big deal out of, I would guess. OTOH we do get a lot of hits too.
Were 70 meg ZIPPED. Its into three hundred unzipped. I've tried the optimize on the forum which works a bit, but the time I tried it on the phpmyadmin and it closed/edited all open tables that were over a certain size and killed the site.
Enough shop talk in the Pm thread, get onto me if you want to know what little I have found out.
Sleepless nights at the chateau