The next technology the american consumer won't be able to do without.

[Rococo Modem Basilisk]

Boring. Let me know when they can graft this chip to my brain along with a terabyte of storage and one of those things that let me stream infomercials 24/7 into my prefrontal cortex.

Just hook an AM microwave transmitter to the audio output of a television receiver box and aim it at your head. Cheaper.

[Triple Zero]

Boring. Let me know when they can graft this chip to my brain along with a terabyte of storage and one of those things that let me stream infomercials 24/7 into my prefrontal cortex.

Aren't we to solve the world food problem first, or something?

Or is that just the restriction for being allowed to travel the stars.

[Rococo Modem Basilisk]

On a serious note, how come we just cannot clone people without brains as meat, in sinister vat farms, and well, harvest the shit out of em for organs, long pork and face bacon and whatnot, and use the liquidized slurry remainders to feed up the next batch?

Apparently, vat-grown meat tastes awful because it doesn't get any exercise.

[Rumckle]

On a serious note, how come we just cannot clone people without brains as meat, in sinister vat farms, and well, harvest the shit out of em for organs, long pork and face bacon and whatnot, and use the liquidized slurry remainders to feed up the next batch?

Apparently, vat-grown meat tastes awful because it doesn't get any exercise.

Hmm, maybe this is also going to be a problem with the "eat the rich" program.

[Jasper]

On a serious note, how come we just cannot clone people without brains as meat, in sinister vat farms, and well, harvest the shit out of em for organs, long pork and face bacon and whatnot, and use the liquidized slurry remainders to feed up the next batch?

Apparently, vat-grown meat tastes awful because it doesn't get any exercise.

Then use electroconvulsive therapy on it too.