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Ask me anything about fending off wild animals.

Started by The Good Reverend Roger, November 19, 2003, 11:11:36 PM

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Rupert Giles

*Stabbed*

The Subconcious Liberation Army will retaliate for this unwarrented act of Violence against its Junior Member!

Irreverend Hugh, KSC

Quote from: Compositus Confusio*Stabbed*

The Subconcious Liberation Army will retaliate for this unwarrented act of Violence against its Junior Member!

There is a jihad going on afterall. Things like this do happen.
"Time for the tin-foil hats, girls and boys!"


Irreverend Hugh, KSC

Quote from: Compositus Confusio

Suck it up, kitty! We got slack to do!
"Time for the tin-foil hats, girls and boys!"

Rupert Giles

And through the drifts
the snowwy cliffs
did send a dismal sheen
shapes of man nor beast could we ken
the ice was all atween.

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Compositus Confusio*Stabbed*

The Subconcious Liberation Army will retaliate for this unwarrented act of Violence against its Junior Member!

Indeed.

I have the wood chipper all warmed up.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Rupert Giles

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: Compositus Confusio*Stabbed*

The Subconcious Liberation Army will retaliate for this unwarrented act of Violence against its Junior Member!

Indeed.

I have the wood chipper all warmed up.

More importantly, have you started it?

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Compositus Confusio
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: Compositus Confusio*Stabbed*

The Subconcious Liberation Army will retaliate for this unwarrented act of Violence against its Junior Member!

Indeed.

I have the wood chipper all warmed up.

More importantly, have you started it?

Not yet.  I have to free the teeth of the last FOOLS who crossed us.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Rupert Giles

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: Compositus Confusio
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: Compositus Confusio*Stabbed*

The Subconcious Liberation Army will retaliate for this unwarrented act of Violence against its Junior Member!

Indeed.

I have the wood chipper all warmed up.

More importantly, have you started it?

Not yet.  I have to free the teeth of the last FOOLS who crossed us.

Yeah.  Those pizza delivery men were asking for it.

A tip.*Snort*

Atleast they learned never to ask for a tip from the Subconcious Liberation Army when we're hungry and happen to have a wood chipper warmed up.

How's that for a tip?

bob-o

Roger, a friend wants to take me on a safari to hunt bigfoot and some other miscellaneous large animals.

I want to go, but how should i prepare? i don't either want to duct tape hatchets to my hands, or bring duct tape and hatchets. and we will be killin the sucker, so don't tell me to not do anything if necesary...i want a stuffed bigfoot head on my wall!

~bob-o
"the use of fasteners is to be next to godliness" - R.H.Howes

Donkeyotay

:BUMP:

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Some of the Noobs might hace some questions :twisted:

Malaul

Coito ergo sum
O! Plus! Perge! Aio! Hui! Hem!
"You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy,the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named Bush, Dick, and Colon.  --Comedian Chris Rock

One-Eyed Thayne Magee

we will march down the road with boners!

hey! i can't find my glass eye.
where's my eye?
can't find it without it.
shit!  i think i caulked my eye.

Donkeyotay


Shibboleet The Annihilator

Quote from: The Good Reverend RogerI am an expert in this field.

Could a well placed .357 round take down a prairie squid?