What Do You Think the Tea Party Movement is About?

[Doktor Howl]

the actual real truth ....  not the fake truth we let the rest of the world think is the real truth 

The real truth.

The one about "America" being just an experiment run from 1776 by the royal family "just for a lark".  I mean, come on...Cornwallis got beaten?  Yeah, right.  Here's let's dump all of our puritans and other religious whack jobs off, take a dive in the revolution, and walk away laughing, yes?

[Doktor Howl]

uh ... no ... no ... not at all. you see it's all really about the .....oh wow, hey look over there its a NASCAR!


that should hold him while the Beefeater's seize him and beat some silence into him.

Shit yeah