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Started by Doktor Howl, March 05, 2010, 03:08:35 AM

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Doktor Howl

Ima use FLStudio9 to mix Pink, Lady Gaga, Tori Amos, and Nina Simone.

If I'm not out by tomorrow, it means my brain has raped me to death in a paroxysm of lust.

Lillies on coffin, pls.

Dok,
Doing this shit for SCIENCE!
Molon Lube

NotPublished

...... Who wants to be a test subject  :eek:

I DO!
In Soviet Russia, sins died for Jesus.

Doktor Howl

Quote from: NotPublished on March 05, 2010, 03:12:50 AM
...... Who wants to be a test subject  :eek:

I DO!

Me first, you bastards!

Lady Gaga Bad Romance.
Nina Simone Sinnerman.
Tori Amos Cornflake Girl.
Pink Who Knew.

That is enough sex to make any healthy adult male - Gay or straight - suffer gonad detonation.
Molon Lube

NotPublished

In Soviet Russia, sins died for Jesus.

notathing

Quote from: Doktor Howl on March 05, 2010, 03:14:49 AM
Tori Amos Cornflake Girl.

why are you mutilating it?

it can't be improved upon, man.

Doktor Howl

Quote from: Lady Grinning Soul on March 05, 2010, 03:18:03 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on March 05, 2010, 03:14:49 AM
Tori Amos Cornflake Girl.

why are you mutilating it?

it can't be improved upon, man.

For science.

I want to see if gametes will actually drool out of my ass.
Molon Lube

Dysnomia

pics of gamete leakage plz.
It's all fun and games, till someone gets herpes.

http://cdn.smosh.com/smosh-pit/122010/mow-the-lawn.gif

Doktor Howl

Quote from: Sparkley Pink Shit on March 05, 2010, 03:28:36 AM
pics of gamete leakage plz.

That will necessitate a pic of my hairy ass.

Have some bleach ready.  For your seared and smoking eye sockets.
Molon Lube

NotPublished

In Soviet Russia, sins died for Jesus.

Doktor Howl

Molon Lube

Dysnomia

Quote from: Doktor Howl on March 05, 2010, 03:29:47 AM
Quote from: Sparkley Pink Shit on March 05, 2010, 03:28:36 AM
pics of gamete leakage plz.

That will necessitate a pic of my hairy ass.

Have some bleach ready.  For your seared and smoking eye sockets.


:horrormirth: :1fap:
It's all fun and games, till someone gets herpes.

http://cdn.smosh.com/smosh-pit/122010/mow-the-lawn.gif

Doktor Howl

Quote from: Sparkley Pink Shit on March 05, 2010, 03:38:08 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on March 05, 2010, 03:29:47 AM
Quote from: Sparkley Pink Shit on March 05, 2010, 03:28:36 AM
pics of gamete leakage plz.

That will necessitate a pic of my hairy ass.

Have some bleach ready.  For your seared and smoking eye sockets.


:horrormirth: :1fap:

Save some of that bleach for my ass, though, to stop infections from the gametes tearing themselves out like those critters in Alien.

Dok,
Now with enormous, macroscopic gametes.
Molon Lube

Dysnomia

on second thought.  No pics plz.


It's all fun and games, till someone gets herpes.

http://cdn.smosh.com/smosh-pit/122010/mow-the-lawn.gif

Doktor Howl

Quote from: Sparkley Pink Shit on March 05, 2010, 03:47:57 AM
on second thought.  No pics plz.




We have to document this.

Goggles on, pls.
Molon Lube

Dysnomia

It's all fun and games, till someone gets herpes.

http://cdn.smosh.com/smosh-pit/122010/mow-the-lawn.gif