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STONE THE WHALE!!!

Started by Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ, March 05, 2010, 12:49:34 AM

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#15
March 05, 2010, 04:19:08 AM
STONE THE WHALES

SAVE THE LIZARDS

In Soviet Russia, sins died for Jesus.

the last yatto

#16
March 05, 2010, 11:44:54 AM
yeah cause its not the trainers fault for having a pony tail that might be mistaken for a fish bobbing around
Look, asshole:  Your 'incomprehensible' act, your word-salad, your pinealism...It BORES ME.  I've been incomprehensible for so long, I TEACH IT TO MBA CANDIDATES.  So if you simply MUST talk about your pineal gland or happy children dancing in the wildflowers, go talk to Roger, because he digs that kind of shit

Suu

#17
March 05, 2010, 02:52:18 PM
They won't kill him or free him. They can't. Same reason why they won't euthanize the lion that bit off the dumb feeder's arm. It will all be forgotten in a couple of weeks when there's some new crazy story.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

-Kel-

#18
March 05, 2010, 03:47:02 PM
it's so funny when people seem to forget that they're... um what is the term... "WILD ANIMALS!!!"

even when i got to sit on a giant killer whale, have it kiss me, and hug me. (i got picked out at sea world) I thought the whole time, this could rip me in half if it choose to.

Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ

#19
March 05, 2010, 03:49:36 PM
lol i got to swim with a dolphin in florida and the trainer was surprised because i looked at it with disgust when he told me to kiss it
THAT FUCKER EATS FISH AND DOESNT BRUSH HIS POINTY EVIL TEETH  :argh!:

Suu

#20
March 05, 2010, 04:10:22 PM
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ

#21
March 05, 2010, 04:12:35 PM
DOLPHINS ARE ICKY IN THE MOUF. WHALES ARE ICKY EVERYWHERE!

Rumckle

#22
March 05, 2010, 04:13:28 PM
Quote from: Suu on March 05, 2010, 04:10:22 PM
But but but...

http://www.indyzoo.com/pdf/DolphinDog-PaulRiley.jpg (huge)

Both of them look really awkward, as if they are natural enemies.
It's not trolling, it's just satire.

Triple Zero

#23
March 05, 2010, 05:20:37 PM
ITS GOING TO EAT THE PUPPY!!!! :(
Ex-Soviet Bloc Sexual Attack Swede of Tomorrow™
e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

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Freeky

#24
March 05, 2010, 05:22:50 PM
Quote from: Rumckle on March 05, 2010, 04:13:28 PM
Quote from: Suu on March 05, 2010, 04:10:22 PM
But but but...

http://www.indyzoo.com/pdf/DolphinDog-PaulRiley.jpg (huge)

Both of them look really awkward, as if they are natural enemies.

The dog definitely looks like hes about to go berserk on that horrible foreign THING popping up out of the water at him.

Jasper

#25
March 05, 2010, 05:47:31 PM
No, it looks like they're having a poignant moment of "we were not meant to be, even though we want it so badly."

Freeky

#26
March 05, 2010, 05:48:53 PM
Either way, OMG PUPPIE!!!

Suu

#27
March 05, 2010, 05:49:49 PM
Crazy landlocked people....

Where I come from, dogs and dolphins swim together peacefully...Or at least until the bull sharks start showing up.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ

#28
March 05, 2010, 05:50:03 PM
pretty sure the dolphin wants to GANG RAPE him

Suu

#29
March 05, 2010, 05:57:39 PM
OHAI FRED! CHOMP!

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Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."
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