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Doktor Howl

#75
March 05, 2010, 09:43:01 PM
But WAIT!

Future archaeologists will have to dig through those, ECH.

That has to count for something.
Molon Lube

East Coast Hustle

#76
March 06, 2010, 04:02:41 AM
Point.

In that spirit, I'm going to start burying my collection of "unfortunate things" in the garden.
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

Doktor Howl

#77
March 06, 2010, 04:14:15 AM
Quote from: Emerald City Hustle on March 06, 2010, 04:02:41 AM
Point.

In that spirit, I'm going to start burying my collection of "unfortunate things" in the garden.

Nice. 

We all know how bad record keeping is.  An anachronism or two will do them good.

Dok,
Hates the future.
Molon Lube

Nast

#78
March 06, 2010, 04:49:54 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on March 06, 2010, 04:14:15 AM
Quote from: Emerald City Hustle on March 06, 2010, 04:02:41 AM
Point.

In that spirit, I'm going to start burying my collection of "unfortunate things" in the garden.

Nice. 

We all know how bad record keeping is.  An anachronism or two will do them good.

Dok,
Hates the future.

I hope they enjoy the hovercars and wild space sex that WE were promised.

:argh!:
"If I owned Goodwill, no charity worker would feel safe.  I would sit in my office behind a massive pile of cocaine, racking my pistol's slide every time the cleaning lady came near.  Auditors, I'd just shoot."

Doktor Howl

#79
March 06, 2010, 04:54:48 AM
Quote from: Nast on March 06, 2010, 04:49:54 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on March 06, 2010, 04:14:15 AM
Quote from: Emerald City Hustle on March 06, 2010, 04:02:41 AM
Point.

In that spirit, I'm going to start burying my collection of "unfortunate things" in the garden.

Nice. 

We all know how bad record keeping is.  An anachronism or two will do them good.

Dok,
Hates the future.

I hope they enjoy the hovercars and wild space sex that WE were promised.

:argh!:

AND THEY NEVER COME BACK TO VISIT! :crankey:
Molon Lube

Iason Ouabache

#80
March 06, 2010, 05:26:36 AM
OH FUCK, I'M GETTING DEJA VU AGAIN. MAKE IT STOP!!!
You cannot fathom the immensity of the fuck i do not give.
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Doktor Howl

#81
March 06, 2010, 05:27:22 AM
Quote from: Jason Wabash on March 06, 2010, 05:26:36 AM
OH FUCK, I'M GETTING DEJA VU AGAIN. MAKE IT STOP!!!

Then give me my fucking KITCHEN OF THE FUTURE!
Molon Lube

Iason Ouabache

#82
March 06, 2010, 05:48:34 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on March 06, 2010, 05:27:22 AM
Quote from: Jason Wabash on March 06, 2010, 05:26:36 AM
OH FUCK, I'M GETTING DEJA VU AGAIN. MAKE IT STOP!!!

Then give me my fucking KITCHEN OF THE FUTURE!
I can't tell if that deja vu was from the past or the future. Those always freak me out.  :tinfoilhat:
You cannot fathom the immensity of the fuck i do not give.
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