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Started by uiohqefg, March 06, 2010, 09:22:45 PM

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uiohqefg

I googled it so its true.

Further, to anyone with a high post count: blow me.

8)

Remington

Sorry, but you don't get free blowjobs until at least a thousand posts.
Is it plugged in?

Bruno

Formerly something else...

uiohqefg

What a lame selection of smileys...wait a minute...theres more!  :love:

uiohqefg

Quote from: Remington on March 06, 2010, 09:30:49 PM
Sorry, but you don't get free blowjobs until at least a thousand posts.

Then how much do they cost and can I get a line up?

Nast

I'm terribly sorry, but you seem to be mistaken. This is actually the wurst forum on the internet.

"If I owned Goodwill, no charity worker would feel safe.  I would sit in my office behind a massive pile of cocaine, racking my pistol's slide every time the cleaning lady came near.  Auditors, I'd just shoot."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: JoeMontana on March 06, 2010, 09:22:45 PM
I googled it so its true.

Further, to anyone with a high post count: blow me.

8)

Are you hot?
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: Nast on March 06, 2010, 09:45:20 PM
I'm terribly sorry, but you seem to be mistaken. This is actually the wurst forum on the internet.



Why? OH GOD Nast, WHY???  :x
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


uiohqefg

Quote from: Calamity Nigel on March 06, 2010, 09:54:54 PM
Quote from: JoeMontana on March 06, 2010, 09:22:45 PM
I googled it so its true.

Further, to anyone with a high post count: blow me.

8)

Are you hot?


I have money and a blindfold.

Elder Iptuous

Quote from: JoeMontana on March 06, 2010, 09:59:41 PM
Quote from: Calamity Nigel on March 06, 2010, 09:54:54 PM
Quote from: JoeMontana on March 06, 2010, 09:22:45 PM
I googled it so its true.

Further, to anyone with a high post count: blow me.

8)

Are you hot?


I have money and a blindfold.

you'll definitely be glad you have a blindfold....

Nast

Quote from: Calamity Nigel on March 06, 2010, 09:56:07 PM
Quote from: Nast on March 06, 2010, 09:45:20 PM
I'm terribly sorry, but you seem to be mistaken. This is actually the wurst forum on the internet.



Why? OH GOD Nast, WHY???  :x

I DO IT FOR THE CHILDREN!
"If I owned Goodwill, no charity worker would feel safe.  I would sit in my office behind a massive pile of cocaine, racking my pistol's slide every time the cleaning lady came near.  Auditors, I'd just shoot."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: JoeMontana on March 06, 2010, 09:59:41 PM
Quote from: Calamity Nigel on March 06, 2010, 09:54:54 PM
Quote from: JoeMontana on March 06, 2010, 09:22:45 PM
I googled it so its true.

Further, to anyone with a high post count: blow me.

8)

Are you hot?


I have money and a blindfold.

I take it the answer is not at all.  :sad:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


uiohqefg

Quote from: Calamity Nigel on March 06, 2010, 10:01:14 PM
Quote from: JoeMontana on March 06, 2010, 09:59:41 PM
Quote from: Calamity Nigel on March 06, 2010, 09:54:54 PM
Quote from: JoeMontana on March 06, 2010, 09:22:45 PM
I googled it so its true.

Further, to anyone with a high post count: blow me.

8)

Are you hot?


I have money and a blindfold.

I take it the answer is not at all.  :sad:

Where can I get some good sexual harassment on this forum?

Sir Squid Diddimus

Harassment here is not something you ask for.
It's something you'll probably receive regardless

Dr. Paes

Quote from: JoeMontana on March 06, 2010, 10:14:18 PM
Quote from: Calamity Nigel on March 06, 2010, 10:01:14 PM
Quote from: JoeMontana on March 06, 2010, 09:59:41 PM
Quote from: Calamity Nigel on March 06, 2010, 09:54:54 PM
Quote from: JoeMontana on March 06, 2010, 09:22:45 PM
I googled it so its true.

Further, to anyone with a high post count: blow me.

8)

Are you hot?


I have money and a blindfold.

I take it the answer is not at all.  :sad:

Where can I get some good sexual harassment on this forum?
What have you done to deserve good sexual harassment?
You have to earn it.