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Oh, FLORIDA.

Started by Mesozoic Mister Nigel, March 09, 2010, 11:00:04 PM

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Bu🤠ns

Quote from: Turdley Burgleson on March 10, 2010, 07:12:19 AM
Quote from: Burns on March 10, 2010, 07:09:30 AM
It's NSFUSA

well then... http://bugsbunnyflorida.ytmnd.com/

YES!

also can we actually make that happen...most of my father's side of the family live down there and the idea of them floating in the Bermuda Triangle makes me jolly full of life.

Suu

Quote from: Turdley Burgleson on March 10, 2010, 07:03:05 AM
Yew betcha!
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http://www.postfunnypics.com/gallery22/main.php?g2_view=core.DownloadItem&g2_itemId=3260&g2_serialNumber=4

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I googled "typical floridian" and got that


(is that NSFW?... )

That's amazing. I think I had neighbors like that once...
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Doktor Howl

Quote from: Mistress Freeky on March 10, 2010, 12:15:47 AM
Quote from: maphdet on March 09, 2010, 11:07:18 PM
:horrormirth:

Only in fucking FLA.
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Nonsense. Some Floridian just thought of it first.

It's just as likely to happen in Tucson. :horrormirth:

We can top this.
Molon Lube

Freeky

Quote from: Doktor Howl on March 10, 2010, 02:07:38 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky on March 10, 2010, 12:15:47 AM
Quote from: maphdet on March 09, 2010, 11:07:18 PM
:horrormirth:

Only in fucking FLA.
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Nonsense. Some Floridian just thought of it first.

It's just as likely to happen in Tucson. :horrormirth:
We can top this.
Well, yes. Yes we can.

Suu

There's dumb people everywhere, it's just that people expect to see it in Florida so they look for it. If anyone ever paid attention to Rhode Island, we'd totally take the cake.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Doktor Howl

Quote from: Suu on March 10, 2010, 02:15:53 PM
There's dumb people everywhere, it's just that people expect to see it in Florida so they look for it. If anyone ever paid attention to Rhode Island, we'd totally take the cake.

Yeah, but we're looking at states, not counties.
Molon Lube

Freeky


Suu

Quote from: Doktor Howl on March 10, 2010, 02:16:49 PM
Quote from: Suu on March 10, 2010, 02:15:53 PM
There's dumb people everywhere, it's just that people expect to see it in Florida so they look for it. If anyone ever paid attention to Rhode Island, we'd totally take the cake.

Yeah, but we're looking at states, not counties.

If you're just looking at states, that also takes Massachusetts, Pennsylvania and Virginia off of the map.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Doktor Howl

Quote from: Suu on March 10, 2010, 02:58:01 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on March 10, 2010, 02:16:49 PM
Quote from: Suu on March 10, 2010, 02:15:53 PM
There's dumb people everywhere, it's just that people expect to see it in Florida so they look for it. If anyone ever paid attention to Rhode Island, we'd totally take the cake.

Yeah, but we're looking at states, not counties.

If you're just looking at states, that also takes Massachusetts, Pennsylvania and Virginia off of the map.

And New Hampshire.  I mean, really...Who do they think they're fooling?
Molon Lube

Suu

New Hampshire is a state, not a commonwealth.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Doktor Howl

Quote from: Suu on March 10, 2010, 04:29:07 PM
New Hampshire is a state, not a commonwealth.

New Hampshire is a smallish-city, 6 farms, and filthy old retired rich people.

Molon Lube

Suu

Quote from: Doktor Howl on March 10, 2010, 04:33:04 PM
Quote from: Suu on March 10, 2010, 04:29:07 PM
New Hampshire is a state, not a commonwealth.

New Hampshire is a smallish-city, 6 farms, and filthy old retired rich people.



Evidently, you've never been to NH, because the entire state isn't Portsmouth.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Doktor Howl

Quote from: Suu on March 10, 2010, 04:36:15 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on March 10, 2010, 04:33:04 PM
Quote from: Suu on March 10, 2010, 04:29:07 PM
New Hampshire is a state, not a commonwealth.

New Hampshire is a smallish-city, 6 farms, and filthy old retired rich people.



Evidently, you've never been to NH, because the entire state isn't Portsmouth.

No, I have never been. I am relying on vast generalizations and my own prejudices. 
Molon Lube

Suu

NH is actually a tax-free dreamland where one can partake in cheap cheap liquor and any kind of fireworks imaginable. If it wasn't for that whole winter thing, I'd totally live there.

They make the rest of our New England states look baaaaad.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Doktor Howl

Quote from: Suu on March 10, 2010, 06:17:45 PM
NH is actually a tax-free dreamland where one can partake in cheap cheap liquor and any kind of fireworks imaginable. If it wasn't for that whole winter thing, I'd totally live there.

They make the rest of our New England states look baaaaad.

All the more reason to drive them into the sea.  Nobody likes a smartass.
Molon Lube