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Started by The Commander, June 29, 2004, 04:19:31 PM

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The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: The CommanderI thought I would raise the level of discussion on this board and talk about how much I like boobs.  

Does my fondness for boobs, and my proud statement to such effect, make me anti-woman, or anti-feminist, just plain crude or does it just mean I'm not an ass man?

The Commander
DIA

It means you may very well be a liberal.

Neocons hate and fear the big boobies.

Witness John Ashcroft spending $6000 on  velvet durtain to cover up the statue of justice.

Arrrrgh, the irony.
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Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: The CommanderI thought I would raise the level of discussion on this board and talk about how much I like boobs.  

Does my fondness for boobs, and my proud statement to such effect, make me anti-woman, or anti-feminist, just plain crude or does it just mean I'm not an ass man?

The Commander
DIA

It means you may very well be a liberal.

Neocons hate and fear the big boobies.

Witness John Ashcroft spending $6000 on  velvet durtain to cover up the statue of justice.

Arrrrgh, the irony.

I'm actually convinced that his point wasnt censorship.
It was literally the obfuscation of justice.
(which HAS been accomplished, hasnt it?)

Donkeyotay

*pies obfuscation of justice*

Trollax

ah... if onmly it wasn't a hanging offence to think about revolution in these times of gonads and strife...

*spaces out*

OMFG... I just had a whole new revelation about that song...

Bella

Quote from: St. Trollax, ODDah... if onmly it wasn't a hanging offence to think about revolution in these times of gonads and strife...

*spaces out*

OMFG... I just had a whole new revelation about that song...
You mean as in gonads=strife?
just like in a dream
you'll open your mouth to scream
and you won't make a sound

you can't believe your eyes
you can't believe your ears
you can't believe your friends
you can't believe you're here

The Commander

lack of boobs=strife
The Commander
DIA
Discordian Intelligence Agency

~~~~Closed~~~~

lack of ass=more strife

The Commander

Well, there is no lack of asses around here, so we should be ok. (ba-dum-ching)

The Commander
DIA
The Commander
DIA
Discordian Intelligence Agency

Donkeyotay

QuoteWell, there is no lack of asses around here, so we should be ok.

i am all the ass you folks need :twisted:

gnimbley

::pies the donkey's ass::

(Well, somebody had to do it.)

The Commander

Where the hell is everyone getting all these pies from?  And what the hell do they have to do with boobs?

The Commander
DIA
The Commander
DIA
Discordian Intelligence Agency

fluffy

::pies the Commander's boobs::

Happy?

Bella

Quote from: The CommanderWhere the hell is everyone getting all these pies from?  And what the hell do they have to do with boobs?

The Commander
DIA
Don't look at me......I'm not baking the pies.
just like in a dream
you'll open your mouth to scream
and you won't make a sound

you can't believe your eyes
you can't believe your ears
you can't believe your friends
you can't believe you're here

archPope Rocket P Llama

I think the Illuminati are supplying the pies to encourage Discordian infighting. (if only they knew that no encouragement is needed...)
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Chef

Quote from: archPope Rocket P LlamaI think the Illuminati are supplying the pies to encourage Discordian infighting. (if only they knew that no encouragement is needed...)

WHAT THE HELL, SON?
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