Fetishes

[Rococo Modem Basilisk]

26%  on the 200 question quiz.  Fuck yeh

76.8%. I think that's damned good for a nerdy virgin.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

26%  on the 200 question quiz.  Fuck yeh

76.8%. I think that's damned good for a nerdy virgin.

Were you counting things you've hot-chat fantasy roleplayed as a "yes"?

[Doktor Howl]

OK, I confess I'm guilty of trying to steer the thread by disparaging things I don't like (specifically, who's-kinkier-than-who brag lists) instead of participating in discussion of things I do like.

Anybody here like to get peed on?

Nope.

Don't like being puked on, either.    THANKS FOR EGGING HER ON, FRED.

I've been distressingly vanilla lately, though my libido has been through the roof since I lost weight.  Vanilla can be fun, if you go at it with some energy, if you catch my drift.

[Doktor Howl]

26%  on the 200 question quiz.  Fuck yeh

76.8%. I think that's damned good for a nerdy virgin.

CHAT ROOM DOESN'T COUNT, ENKI.

[Doktor Howl]

26%  on the 200 question quiz.  Fuck yeh

76.8%. I think that's damned good for a nerdy virgin.

Were you counting things you've hot-chat fantasy roleplayed as a "yes"?

BEAT ME TO IT. 

[Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ]

OK, I confess I'm guilty of trying to steer the thread by disparaging things I don't like (specifically, who's-kinkier-than-who brag lists) instead of participating in discussion of things I do like.

Anybody here like to get peed on?

Nope.

Don't like being puked on, either.    THANKS FOR EGGING HER ON, FRED.

I've been distressingly vanilla lately, though my libido has been through the roof since I lost weight.  Vanilla can be fun, if you go at it with some energy, if you catch my drift.

THAT WAS ALL HER IDEA. HER! NOT ME!

[Freeky]

Nah, it can be worked on.

Not without a willing participant.

Or proper engineering skills.

<...<     >...>

What?

Well, I think that's rather self-explanitory.

A few years ago I tested 99 in most of the sciency/buildy subjects on the ASVAB. I think it has more to do with imagination, if I'm gathering what you're saying right...

[Rococo Modem Basilisk]

26%  on the 200 question quiz.  Fuck yeh

76.8%. I think that's damned good for a nerdy virgin.

Were you counting things you've hot-chat fantasy roleplayed as a "yes"?

No. That's why I was surprised. I didn't think you could actually get below a 90 without having sex, but they have these giveaway questions like "have you ever told a lie" and "have you ever watched porn".

[Doktor Howl]

Nah, it can be worked on.

Not without a willing participant.

Or proper engineering skills.

<...<     >...>

What?

Well, I think that's rather self-explanitory.

A few years ago I tested 99 in most of the sciency/buildy subjects on the ASVAB. I think it has more to do with imagination, if I'm gathering what you're saying right...

No, you also need to know basic electrical and some welding.

[Freeky]

I knew I should have taken welding instead of auto in high school!

[Nast]

Hell, I'm probably qualified to become a vestal virgin.

Nast,
Makes a mean mola salsa.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

OK, I confess I'm guilty of trying to steer the thread by disparaging things I don't like (specifically, who's-kinkier-than-who brag lists) instead of participating in discussion of things I do like.

Anybody here like to get peed on?

Nope.

Don't like being puked on, either.    THANKS FOR EGGING HER ON, FRED.

I've been distressingly vanilla lately, though my libido has been through the roof since I lost weight.  Vanilla can be fun, if you go at it with some energy, if you catch my drift.

How about fisting?

[Doktor Howl]

How about fisting?

Never been with a girl that could manage it.  I have huge hands.

[East Coast Hustle]

How about donkey shows?

or

How about donkey punches?

[Bruno]

Mmmmmmm... Donkey Punch!