Fetishes

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How about the old Rusty Trombone?

[Elder Iptuous]

OK, I confess I'm guilty of trying to steer the thread by disparaging things I don't like (specifically, who's-kinkier-than-who brag lists) instead of participating in discussion of things I do like.

Anybody here like to get peed on?

can't say that it's something that i regularly do, but many years ago my wife got a wild hair up her ass to pee on me and said to lay down on my stomach so she could pee on me.  i said ok, and she did.  It was pretty much what i'd expect.....

when she was then cleaning up the mess she made on the floor, i unzipped my pants and peed back on her.
for some reason, she was genuinely surprised, and wasn't expecting it.  i thought that was funny.

we laughed afterwards, but didn't see how people would do it sexually.
to each their own!

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

How about fisting?

Never been with a girl that could manage it.  I have huge hands.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I have no idea why I wasted my time on it, but I took the 1000 question purity test and got 35.8%. Pure as driven snow. Also, slightly suspicious of anyone who got a lower purity score, because the shit I HAVEN'T done kind of boils down to pedo, scat, exploitation/rape and not having access to boats.

Seriously though, about 20 questions in I realized that it's highly redundant minutia about things like sex in showers. Don't waste your time, take the short one.

[Doktor Howl]

I have no idea why I wasted my time on it, but I took the 1000 question purity test and got 35.8%. Pure as driven snow. Also, slightly suspicious of anyone who got a lower purity score, because the shit I HAVEN'T done kind of boils down to pedo, scat, exploitation/rape and not having access to boats.

Seriously though, about 20 questions in I realized that it's highly redundant minutia about things like sex in showers. Don't waste your time, take the short one.

I'll take the short one, there's no fucking way I'm answering 1000 questions.

Also, given what's left, if I get a lower score than you, shoot me in the face.

[Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ]

im a holy pure nun i got 60.5 % 

[notathing]

So, cheers to LGS for bringing it up and getting a dialogue going.

thanks man

Who?  Because we all kind of do that.

If you're talking about LGS, I like her.

No, aini.  I like LGS too.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I have no idea why I wasted my time on it, but I took the 1000 question purity test and got 35.8%. Pure as driven snow. Also, slightly suspicious of anyone who got a lower purity score, because the shit I HAVEN'T done kind of boils down to pedo, scat, exploitation/rape and not having access to boats.

Seriously though, about 20 questions in I realized that it's highly redundant minutia about things like sex in showers. Don't waste your time, take the short one.

I'll take the short one, there's no fucking way I'm answering 1000 questions.

Also, given what's left, if I get a lower score than you, shoot me in the face.

IF you get a lower score than me, I am gonna assume you had a LOT of access to boats.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Out of curiosity, I took the 200-question one and scored 21.5%. So which version of the test you take makes a huge difference, apparently. The 200-question version often combines a lot of options into one question, and completely skips the pedo/scat questions.

There are still a lot of boat questions, though. WTF is that.

[Rococo Modem Basilisk]

I took the 500 question one. Does the 200 question one have the vaguely moral questions and the ones about drugs?

[Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ]

i did the 1000 version and it took forever and i got bored

[ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞]

I took the 1000 version and it wasted about 10 minutes of my life:

51.4%

[Bruno]

Out of curiosity, I took the 200-question one and scored 21.5%. So which version of the test you take makes a huge difference, apparently. The 200-question version often combines a lot of options into one question, and completely skips the pedo/scat questions.

There are still a lot of boat questions, though. WTF is that.

Without having actually read the questions, I now have this mental picture in my mind that some of the questions were directly derived from "Green Eggs and Ham".

Have you done it on a boat?

Have you done it with a goat? etc...

[Rococo Modem Basilisk]

Out of curiosity, I took the 200-question one and scored 21.5%. So which version of the test you take makes a huge difference, apparently. The 200-question version often combines a lot of options into one question, and completely skips the pedo/scat questions.

There are still a lot of boat questions, though. WTF is that.

Without having actually read the questions, I now have this mental picture in my mind that some of the questions were directly derived from "Green Eggs and Ham".

Have you done it on a boat?

Have you done it with a goat? etc...

Separate questions for boat lengths and types of motors. There is a similar sequence of questions about automobiles, divided up by their weight classes.

[East Coast Hustle]

I have no idea why I wasted my time on it, but I took the 1000 question purity test and got 35.8%. Pure as driven snow. Also, slightly suspicious of anyone who got a lower purity score, because the shit I HAVEN'T done kind of boils down to pedo, scat, exploitation/rape and not having access to boats.

Seriously though, about 20 questions in I realized that it's highly redundant minutia about things like sex in showers. Don't waste your time, take the short one.

I'll take the short one, there's no fucking way I'm answering 1000 questions.

Also, given what's left, if I get a lower score than you, shoot me in the face.

IF you get a lower score than me, I am gonna assume you had a LOT of access to boats.

I remember the last time I took that I scored somewhere in the mid-20's, but I've usually had access to boats for my entire life.