First I was like :x then I was like :lulz: which equals :horrormirth:

[Suu]

Forward email I got....

Oh, to be back in the good old days when kids did NOT rule the world and parents were real parents......


HIGH SCHOOL   -   1959 vs. 2009
 

Scenario 1:
Joe goes quail hunting before school and then pulls into the school parking lot with his shotgun in his truck's gun rack.

1959 - Vice Principal comes over, looks at Joe's shotgun, goes to his car and gets his shotgun to show Joe.

2009 -   School goes into lock down, FBI called, Joe hauled off to jail and never sees his truck or gun again. Counselors called in for traumatized students and teachers...  
 

Scenario 2:
Johnny and Mark get into a fist fight after school.

1959 - Crowd gathers. Mark wins. Johnny and Mark shake hands and end up buddies.

2009 -   Police called and SWAT team arrives -- they arrest both Johnny and Mark. They are both charged with assault and both expelled even though Johnny started it.    
 

Scenario 3:
Jeffrey will not be still in class, he disrupts other students.

1959 - Jeffrey sent to the Principal's office and given a good paddling by the Principal. He then returns to class, sits still and does not disrupt class again..

2009 -   Jeffrey is given huge doses of Ritalin. He becomes a zombie. He is then tested for ADD The school gets extra money from the state because Jeffrey has a disability.    


Scenario 4:

Billy breaks a window in his neighbor's car and his Dad gives him a whipping with his belt.    

1959 - Billy is more careful next time, grows up normal, goes to college and becomes a successful businessman.

2009 -   Billy's dad is arrested for child abuse.. Billy is removed to foster care and joins a gang The state psychologist is told by Billy's sister that she remembers being abused herself and their dad goes to prison.  Billy's mom has an affair with the psychologist.  


Scenario 5:

Mark gets a headache and takes some aspirin to school.

1959 -   Mark shares his aspirin with the Principal out on the smoking dock.

2009   -   The police are called and Mark is expelled from school for drug violations. His car is then searched for drugs and weapons.  

Scenario 6:


Pedro fails high school English.

1959 -   Pedro goes to summer school, passes English and goes to college.

2009   -   Pedro's cause is taken up by state. Newspaper articles appear nationally explaining that teaching English as a requirement for graduation is racist. ACLU files class action lawsuit against the state school system and Pedro's English teacher.  English is then banned from core curriculum. Pedro is given his diploma anyway but ends up mowing lawns for a living because he cannot speak English.  


Scenario 7:
Johnny takes apart leftover firecrackers from the Fourth of July puts them in a model airplane paint bottle and blows up a red ant bed.

1959 - Ants die.

2009 -   ATF, Homeland Security and the FBI are all called. Johnny is charged with domestic terrorism. The FBI investigates his parents and all siblings are removed from their home and all computers are confiscated. Johnny's dad is placed on a terror watch list and is never allowed to fly again.  
 

 Scenario 8:
Johnny falls while running during recess and scrapes his knee. He is found crying by his teacher, Mary. Mary hugs him to comfort him.

1959 - In a short time, Johnny feels better and goes on playing...

2009 - Mary is accused of being a sexual predator and loses her job. She faces 3 years in State Prison.  Johnny undergoes 5 years of therapy.  

[Dimocritus]

There may be more  than  in all that.

[Doktor Howl]

1.  It's crap.  Delinquency was much higher among juveniles in the 1950s.

2.  What the hell are they complaining about?  They DEMANDED that we get tougher on crime.  So we arrest 6 year olds on felony charges for acting out in class.

3.  He forgets to mention that in the 1950s, dad beat mom when he had a bad day at work, and the legal system endorsed it.  Fortunately for mom, she didn't care because she was high as a kite on Thalidomide.

[Suu]

1.  It's crap.  Delinquency was much higher among juveniles in the 1950s.

2.  What the hell are they complaining about?  They DEMANDED that we get tougher on crime.  So we arrest 6 year olds on felony charges for acting out in class.

3.  He forgets to mention that in the 1950s, dad beat mom when he had a bad day at work, and the legal system endorsed it.  Fortunately for mom, she didn't care because she was high as a kite on Thalidomide.

He had every right. He fought for our country! She needed to stay in the fucking kitchen anyway.

[Cain]

HAY GUYZ I GOT THIS AWSUM EMAIL TODAY!!!

1. At least 5 people in this world, love you so much they would die for you.

2. At least 15 people in this world love you, in some way.

3. The only reason anyone would ever hate you, is because they want to be just like you.

4. A smile from you, can bring happiness to anyone, even if they don't like you.

5. Every night, SOMEONE thinks about you before they go to sleep.

6.You mean the world to someone.

7. Without you, someone may not be living.

8. You are special and unique, in your own way.

9. Someone that you don't know even exists, loves you.

10. When you make the biggest mistake ever,something good comes from it.

11. When you think the world has turned it's back on you, take a look, you most likely turned your back on the world.

12. When you think you have no chance at getting what you want, you probably won't get it, but if you believe in yourself, you probably sooner or later will get it.

13. Always remember complements you received, forget about the rude remarks.

14. Always tell someone how you feel, then they'll know.

15. If you have a great friend, take the time to let them know that they're great.

16. You must be a great friend, because someone gave this too you.

If you care about them, send it back.

**SEND THIS LETTER TO AS MANY PEOPLE AS YOU CARE ABOUT, YOU WON'T GET ANY GOOD LUCK, AND YOUR CRUSH WON'T SUDDENLY LIKE YOU, BUT YOU'LL BRIGHTEN UP SOMEONE'S DAY, AND MIGHT CHANGE THEIR PERSPECTIVE ON LIFE

[Doktor Howl]

1.  It's crap.  Delinquency was much higher among juveniles in the 1950s.

2.  What the hell are they complaining about?  They DEMANDED that we get tougher on crime.  So we arrest 6 year olds on felony charges for acting out in class.

3.  He forgets to mention that in the 1950s, dad beat mom when he had a bad day at work, and the legal system endorsed it.  Fortunately for mom, she didn't care because she was high as a kite on Thalidomide.

He had every right. He fought for our country! She needed to stay in the fucking kitchen anyway.

She did.  That's why it was so easy for him to find her when he was blind drunk on scotch, and teach her a lesson or two about not burning the roast.

[Richter]

..and if the neighbors didn't like the noise they could type up a Comunist Party calling card for their mailbox, drop a hint to the narcs, and the FBI would drag them away. 

[Suu]

HAY GUYZ I GOT THIS AWSUM EMAIL TODAY!!!

1. At least 5 people in this world, love you so much they would die for you.

2. At least 15 people in this world love you, in some way.

3. The only reason anyone would ever hate you, is because they want to be just like you.

4. A smile from you, can bring happiness to anyone, even if they don't like you.

5. Every night, SOMEONE thinks about you before they go to sleep.

6.You mean the world to someone.

7. Without you, someone may not be living.

8. You are special and unique, in your own way.

9. Someone that you don't know even exists, loves you.

10. When you make the biggest mistake ever,something good comes from it.

11. When you think the world has turned it's back on you, take a look, you most likely turned your back on the world.

12. When you think you have no chance at getting what you want, you probably won't get it, but if you believe in yourself, you probably sooner or later will get it.

13. Always remember complements you received, forget about the rude remarks.

14. Always tell someone how you feel, then they'll know.

15. If you have a great friend, take the time to let them know that they're great.

16. You must be a great friend, because someone gave this too you.

If you care about them, send it back.

**SEND THIS LETTER TO AS MANY PEOPLE AS YOU CARE ABOUT, YOU WON'T GET ANY GOOD LUCK, AND YOUR CRUSH WON'T SUDDENLY LIKE YOU, BUT YOU'LL BRIGHTEN UP SOMEONE'S DAY, AND MIGHT CHANGE THEIR PERSPECTIVE ON LIFE

Shoot the person who sent that to you.

[Remington]

The first person who invents a way to transmit bullets over standard TCP/IP will be a billionaire.

[Suu]

The first person who invents a way to transmit bullets over standard TCP/IP will be a billionaire.

I personally can't wait until I have the ability to virtually choke someone through the internet.

[the last yatto]

"Billy's mom has an affair with the psychologist." troof
and if you dont believe me, here have a free thetan

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Who starts these stupid fucking forwards? Sarah Palin?

Shit was fucked up in 1959 too.

[Kai]

Who starts these stupid fucking forwards? Sarah Palin?

Shit was fucked up in 1959 too.

No Nigel, those were the Good Old Days^TM, when things were RIGHT with the world, and every person got exactly what they deserved, as God intended.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Who starts these stupid fucking forwards? Sarah Palin?

Shit was fucked up in 1959 too.

No Nigel, those were the Good Old Days^TM, when things were RIGHT with the world, and every person got exactly what they deserved, as God intended.

[Triple Zero]

Who starts these stupid fucking forwards? Sarah Palin?

Shit was fucked up in 1959 too.

No Nigel, those were the Good Old Days^TM, when things were RIGHT with the world, and every person got exactly what they deserved, as God intended.

Also, radioactivity gave you Super Powers, instead of tumors ...