Unlimited "Glenn Beck is a nutter" thread

[Cain]

Over here, they only seem to show music videos or really shitty daytime soaps in gyms.  Or cooking programs, for some reason.  Must be a culture thing. 

Well, so far, the program is at 8.9%...and will take another three hours to complete.  I can barely take the suspense!  If this entertains me enough, I might start watching every day.

[Doktor Howl]

Over here, they only seem to show music videos or really shitty daytime soaps in gyms.  Or cooking programs, for some reason.  Must be a culture thing. 

Well, I imagine the English can use all the cooking programs they can get.

[Cain]

They're only watched because of Nigella Lawson

[Doktor Howl]

They're only watched because of Nigella Lawson

I see no 5 gallon buckets of lard.

She isn't English.

[Jenne]

Nigella's not only HAWT, but she quit modelling to cook fatty, delicious foods.

[LMNO]

FUCK THAT.

NIGELLA TOLD ME THAT IF I DON'T HAVE PICKLED JALEPENOS TO ADD TO MY GUACAMOLE, I CAN USE GHERKINS.



GHERKINS.




GHERKINS.

[Jenne]

FUCK THAT.

NIGELLA TOLD ME THAT IF I DON'T HAVE PICKLED JALEPENOS TO ADD TO MY GUACAMOLE, I CAN USE GHERKINS.



GHERKINS.




GHERKINS.

Maybe her gherkins are spicier than your average American's?

[LMNO]

They are pickled fucking baby cucumbers. 

[Jenne]

...doesn't dispute the notion of her hawtness...I judge her not by the size of her gherkins...

[LMNO]

I can't believe I'm saying this, but at least Giada knows what Italian food is supposed to taste like.

[Jenne]

  To be fair, something like guacamole is much more...exotic? to the Brits than it is over here.  NOT much excuse to use pickles in the dish, but perhaps it's a cultural taste issue?

And Giada better fucking know Italian, that's supposedly how she makes her way in the world...besides her smile and bearing of...what did RWHN call it?...her BREASTBONE. 

[LMNO]

I also appreciate that she appears to have multiple orgasms when tasting prosciutto.

[Jenne]

I also appreciate that she appears to have multiple orgasms when tasting prosciutto.

You haven't seen Nigella tear into her trifle, then, have you?

[LMNO]

I also appreciate that she appears to have multiple orgasms when tasting prosciutto.

You haven't seen Nigella tear into her trifle, then, have you?

You may not be surprised that I just got an erection reading that.

[Jenne]

I also appreciate that she appears to have multiple orgasms when tasting prosciutto.

You haven't seen Nigella tear into her trifle, then, have you?

You may not be surprised that I just got an erection reading that.

Me?  Hell no.  Shit, I expected worse--I mean, more than that.