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Unlimited "Glenn Beck is a nutter" thread

Started by Cain, September 26, 2009, 04:33:44 PM

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Cain

#300
March 23, 2010, 04:58:08 PM
Over here, they only seem to show music videos or really shitty daytime soaps in gyms.  Or cooking programs, for some reason.  Must be a culture thing. 

Well, so far, the program is at 8.9%...and will take another three hours to complete.  I can barely take the suspense!  If this entertains me enough, I might start watching every day.

Doktor Howl

#301
March 23, 2010, 05:00:08 PM
Quote from: Cain on March 23, 2010, 04:58:08 PM
Over here, they only seem to show music videos or really shitty daytime soaps in gyms.  Or cooking programs, for some reason.  Must be a culture thing. 

Well, I imagine the English can use all the cooking programs they can get.
Molon Lube

Cain

#302
March 23, 2010, 05:14:35 PM
They're only watched because of Nigella Lawson

Doktor Howl

#303
March 23, 2010, 05:18:36 PM
Quote from: Cain on March 23, 2010, 05:14:35 PM
They're only watched because of Nigella Lawson



I see no 5 gallon buckets of lard.

She isn't English.
Molon Lube

Jenne

#304
March 23, 2010, 06:16:30 PM
Nigella's not only HAWT, but she quit modelling to cook fatty, delicious foods.

LMNO

#305
March 23, 2010, 06:19:33 PM
FUCK THAT.

NIGELLA TOLD ME THAT IF I DON'T HAVE PICKLED JALEPENOS TO ADD TO MY GUACAMOLE, I CAN USE GHERKINS.



GHERKINS.




GHERKINS.

Jenne

#306
March 23, 2010, 06:20:20 PM
Quote from: LMNO on March 23, 2010, 06:19:33 PM
FUCK THAT.

NIGELLA TOLD ME THAT IF I DON'T HAVE PICKLED JALEPENOS TO ADD TO MY GUACAMOLE, I CAN USE GHERKINS.



GHERKINS.




GHERKINS.

Maybe her gherkins are spicier than your average American's?

LMNO

#307
March 23, 2010, 06:35:48 PM
They are pickled fucking baby cucumbers. 

Jenne

#308
March 23, 2010, 06:37:38 PM
...doesn't dispute the notion of her hawtness...I judge her not by the size of her gherkins...

LMNO

#309
March 23, 2010, 06:55:26 PM
I can't believe I'm saying this, but at least Giada knows what Italian food is supposed to taste like.


Jenne

#310
March 23, 2010, 06:57:49 PM
:lol:  To be fair, something like guacamole is much more...exotic? to the Brits than it is over here.  NOT much excuse to use pickles in the dish, but perhaps it's a cultural taste issue?

And Giada better fucking know Italian, that's supposedly how she makes her way in the world...besides her smile and bearing of...what did RWHN call it?...her BREASTBONE. 

LMNO

#311
March 23, 2010, 06:59:16 PM
I also appreciate that she appears to have multiple orgasms when tasting prosciutto.

Jenne

#312
March 23, 2010, 07:00:07 PM
Quote from: LMNO on March 23, 2010, 06:59:16 PM
I also appreciate that she appears to have multiple orgasms when tasting prosciutto.

You haven't seen Nigella tear into her trifle, then, have you?

LMNO

#313
March 23, 2010, 07:02:02 PM
Quote from: Jenne on March 23, 2010, 07:00:07 PM
Quote from: LMNO on March 23, 2010, 06:59:16 PM
I also appreciate that she appears to have multiple orgasms when tasting prosciutto.

You haven't seen Nigella tear into her trifle, then, have you?


You may not be surprised that I just got an erection reading that.

Jenne

#314
March 23, 2010, 07:03:52 PM
Quote from: LMNO on March 23, 2010, 07:02:02 PM
Quote from: Jenne on March 23, 2010, 07:00:07 PM
Quote from: LMNO on March 23, 2010, 06:59:16 PM
I also appreciate that she appears to have multiple orgasms when tasting prosciutto.

You haven't seen Nigella tear into her trifle, then, have you?


You may not be surprised that I just got an erection reading that.

Me?  Hell no.  Shit, I expected worse--I mean, more than that.
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