The Shame Thread.

[Richter]

        .PWN THYSELF. 
   CAPS ARE MADATORY!

Here goes:

I AM ACUTELY UNCOMFORTABLE URINATING WITH SOMEONE STANDING NEAR ME AND POTENTIALLY ASSESING MY STANCE / BODY LANGUAGE / JUNK!



Go!
 

[Jasper]

WHEN PEOPLE HELP ME WITH GAS MONEY I OVERESTIMATE HOW MUCH IT WILL COST SO THAT I CAN PURCHASE MORE SNACKS ON THE ROAD.

[Richter]

I REMOVE NOSEHAIRS AND TOENAILS IN THE WORKPLACE,

[Jasper]

WHEN I HAD A CRUSH ON A GIRL IN MIDDLE SCHOOL, I COULDN'T GET UP THE COURAGE TO ASK HER OUT, AND I LET THE BIGGEST DOUCHE I KNOW GO FOR HER AND DATE HER FOR YEARS.  MAY OR MAY NOT STILL HAVE THAT CRUSH.

  SHAAAAAME

[bds]

WHEN I HAD A CRUSH ON A GIRL IN MIDDLE SCHOOL, I COULDN'T GET UP THE COURAGE TO ASK HER OUT, AND I LET THE BIGGEST DOUCHE I KNOW GO FOR HER AND DATE HER FOR YEARS.  MAY OR MAY NOT STILL HAVE THAT CRUSH.

  SHAAAAAME

I'M STILL AT THAT STAGE, ONLY WITHOUT THE DOUCHE. AND THE MIDDLE SCHOOL. AM BIG BOY NOW.   

[Remington]

WHEN I HAD A CRUSH ON A GIRL IN MIDDLE SCHOOL, I COULDN'T GET UP THE COURAGE TO ASK HER OUT, AND I LET THE BIGGEST DOUCHE I KNOW GO FOR HER AND DATE HER FOR YEARS.  MAY OR MAY NOT STILL HAVE THAT CRUSH.

  SHAAAAAME

SAME HERE.

EXCEPT IT TURNS OUT SHE HAD HAD A CRUSH ON ME FOR YEARS BUT GOT TIRED OF WAITING

FFS

[Jasper]

DESPITE HAVING STUDIED THE CLIFF NOTES AND LISTENED TO A LECTURE ON IT, I HAVE STILL NOT READ 1984.

[PeregrineBF]

I AM AFRAID OF MAKING TELEPHONE CALLS. NO CLUE WHY, I JUST GET PANIC ATTACKS WHEN I HAVE TO CALL PEOPLE.

[Cramulus]

I AM A KITTY

[Lies]

I AM AFRAID OF MAKING TELEPHONE CALLS. NO CLUE WHY, I JUST GET PANIC ATTACKS WHEN I HAVE TO CALL PEOPLE.

OMG YOU TOO??
I AM SO HAPPY THAT IM NOT ALONE IN THIS.

[Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ]

I AM AFRAID OF MAKING TELEPHONE CALLS. NO CLUE WHY, I JUST GET PANIC ATTACKS WHEN I HAVE TO CALL PEOPLE.

OMG YOU TOO??
I AM SO HAPPY THAT IM NOT ALONE IN THIS.

SAME MINUS THE PANIC ATTACKS. BUT I TRY TO FIND AWAY OUT OF IT FOR HOURS WHEN ITS ONLY A 5 MIN PHONE CALL. CALLS TO PARENTS DONT COUNT

[Doktor Howl]

I HAVE A SLIGHTLY BAD TEMPER.

[Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ]

I HAVE A SLIGHTLY BAD TEMPER.

ROGER WINS

[Cainad (dec.)]

I AM AFRAID OF MAKING TELEPHONE CALLS. NO CLUE WHY, I JUST GET PANIC ATTACKS WHEN I HAVE TO CALL PEOPLE.

OMG YOU TOO??
I AM SO HAPPY THAT IM NOT ALONE IN THIS.

SAME MINUS THE PANIC ATTACKS. BUT I TRY TO FIND AWAY OUT OF IT FOR HOURS WHEN ITS ONLY A 5 MIN PHONE CALL. CALLS TO PARENTS DONT COUNT

I'VE PROBABLY ALREADY SAID SO BUT I AM THE SAME WAY



ALSO I JUST LET SOMEONE DYE MY HAIR BLONDE SO I CAN BE A BETTER DR. HORRIBLE FOR I-CON

ME = DANDELION

[Richter]

I HAVEN'T READ CATCHER IN THE RYE, TKAM-BIRD, CATCH22, F-451, OR MANY OTHER "MODERN CLASSICS EVERYONE SWEARS BY.