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The Shame Thread.

Started by Richter, March 24, 2010, 06:51:47 PM

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Richter

        .PWN THYSELF. 
   CAPS ARE MADATORY!

Here goes:

I AM ACUTELY UNCOMFORTABLE URINATING WITH SOMEONE STANDING NEAR ME AND POTENTIALLY ASSESING MY STANCE / BODY LANGUAGE / JUNK!
:cramstipated:


Go!
 
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 22, 2015, 03:00:53 AM
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

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Jasper

WHEN PEOPLE HELP ME WITH GAS MONEY I OVERESTIMATE HOW MUCH IT WILL COST SO THAT I CAN PURCHASE MORE SNACKS ON THE ROAD.

:walken:

Richter

I REMOVE NOSEHAIRS AND TOENAILS IN THE WORKPLACE,
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 22, 2015, 03:00:53 AM
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

Friendly Neighborhood Mentat

Jasper

WHEN I HAD A CRUSH ON A GIRL IN MIDDLE SCHOOL, I COULDN'T GET UP THE COURAGE TO ASK HER OUT, AND I LET THE BIGGEST DOUCHE I KNOW GO FOR HER AND DATE HER FOR YEARS.  MAY OR MAY NOT STILL HAVE THAT CRUSH.

:x  SHAAAAAME

bds

Quote from: Sigmatic on March 24, 2010, 08:34:31 PM
WHEN I HAD A CRUSH ON A GIRL IN MIDDLE SCHOOL, I COULDN'T GET UP THE COURAGE TO ASK HER OUT, AND I LET THE BIGGEST DOUCHE I KNOW GO FOR HER AND DATE HER FOR YEARS.  MAY OR MAY NOT STILL HAVE THAT CRUSH.

:x  SHAAAAAME

I'M STILL AT THAT STAGE, ONLY WITHOUT THE DOUCHE. AND THE MIDDLE SCHOOL. AM BIG BOY NOW.   :x

Remington

Quote from: Sigmatic on March 24, 2010, 08:34:31 PM
WHEN I HAD A CRUSH ON A GIRL IN MIDDLE SCHOOL, I COULDN'T GET UP THE COURAGE TO ASK HER OUT, AND I LET THE BIGGEST DOUCHE I KNOW GO FOR HER AND DATE HER FOR YEARS.  MAY OR MAY NOT STILL HAVE THAT CRUSH.

:x  SHAAAAAME
SAME HERE.

EXCEPT IT TURNS OUT SHE HAD HAD A CRUSH ON ME FOR YEARS BUT GOT TIRED OF WAITING

FFS
Is it plugged in?

Jasper

DESPITE HAVING STUDIED THE CLIFF NOTES AND LISTENED TO A LECTURE ON IT, I HAVE STILL NOT READ 1984.

PeregrineBF

I AM AFRAID OF MAKING TELEPHONE CALLS. NO CLUE WHY, I JUST GET PANIC ATTACKS WHEN I HAVE TO CALL PEOPLE.

Cramulus


Lies

Quote from: PeregrineBF on March 24, 2010, 09:02:31 PM
I AM AFRAID OF MAKING TELEPHONE CALLS. NO CLUE WHY, I JUST GET PANIC ATTACKS WHEN I HAVE TO CALL PEOPLE.

OMG YOU TOO??
I AM SO HAPPY THAT IM NOT ALONE IN THIS.
- So the New World Order does not actually exist?
- Oh it exists, and how!
Ask the slaves whose labour built the White House;
Ask the slaves of today tied down to sweatshops and brothels to escape hunger;
Ask most women, second class citizens, in a pervasive rape culture;
Ask the non-human creatures who inhabit the planet:
whales, bears, frogs, tuna, bees, slaughtered farm animals;
Ask the natives of the Americas and Australia on whose land
you live today, on whose graves your factories, farms and neighbourhoods stand;
ask any of them this, ask them if the New World Order is true;
they'll tell you plainly: the New World Order... is you!

Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ

Quote from: Lysergic on March 24, 2010, 11:44:28 PM
Quote from: PeregrineBF on March 24, 2010, 09:02:31 PM
I AM AFRAID OF MAKING TELEPHONE CALLS. NO CLUE WHY, I JUST GET PANIC ATTACKS WHEN I HAVE TO CALL PEOPLE.

OMG YOU TOO??
I AM SO HAPPY THAT IM NOT ALONE IN THIS.
SAME MINUS THE PANIC ATTACKS. BUT I TRY TO FIND AWAY OUT OF IT FOR HOURS WHEN ITS ONLY A 5 MIN PHONE CALL. CALLS TO PARENTS DONT COUNT

Doktor Howl

I HAVE A SLIGHTLY BAD TEMPER.
Molon Lube

Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ


Cainad (dec.)

Quote from: Fredamir Putin on March 24, 2010, 11:51:35 PM
Quote from: Lysergic on March 24, 2010, 11:44:28 PM
Quote from: PeregrineBF on March 24, 2010, 09:02:31 PM
I AM AFRAID OF MAKING TELEPHONE CALLS. NO CLUE WHY, I JUST GET PANIC ATTACKS WHEN I HAVE TO CALL PEOPLE.

OMG YOU TOO??
I AM SO HAPPY THAT IM NOT ALONE IN THIS.
SAME MINUS THE PANIC ATTACKS. BUT I TRY TO FIND AWAY OUT OF IT FOR HOURS WHEN ITS ONLY A 5 MIN PHONE CALL. CALLS TO PARENTS DONT COUNT

I'VE PROBABLY ALREADY SAID SO BUT I AM THE SAME WAY



ALSO I JUST LET SOMEONE DYE MY HAIR BLONDE SO I CAN BE A BETTER DR. HORRIBLE FOR I-CON

ME = DANDELION

Richter

I HAVEN'T READ CATCHER IN THE RYE, TKAM-BIRD, CATCH22, F-451, OR MANY OTHER "MODERN CLASSICS EVERYONE SWEARS BY.
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 22, 2015, 03:00:53 AM
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

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