discordian labels

[notathing]

another  probably flawed poll.   

[the last yatto]

OUTLANDISH 

[Remington]

I have the odd habit of surrounding myself with people more freakish than I.

Take, for example, my college course. Any weird I can summon up is utterly eclipsed by the pedophile script kiddie with poor impulse control that sits next to me..

[BADGE OF HONOR]

I have a hand of eris tattooed on my back.  That's pretty much the only time I talk about discordianism, when people ask about the tattoo.

[Sir Squid Diddimus]

NOBODY UNDERSTANDS MEEEEEEEEEE 


I'm also way too lazy to explain anything to anyone so I just make myself as uninteresting as possible and never mention discordia.

"You're a who-wha? And you like to what now?", "Nothing. Hey look, a puppy."

[-Kel-]

My friends call me Eris.

[Iason Ouabache]

I'm sure that people can figure it out if they Google my daughter's first name.

[LMNO]

I still can't believe you named your daughter "Spag".

[hooplala]

I don't bring it up to people I've just met, but yes, people who know me know that I consider myself Discordian; and that its one of the few labels I will allow to be placed on me.

[East Coast Hustle]

What the fuck is a "discordian"?

[PeregrineBF]

If people ask about my religion, I tell them. This gets especially fun with random evangelists (Jehova's Witnesses, Mormons, etc).

[Jasper]

What the fuck is a "discordian"?

I have heard of this.  They are some kind of cult who love pork and fear pterodactyls.



To be sincere though, I generally only admit to it if the person already has some respect for me, or if I don't mind never having their respect.  This is because whenever I tell someone I am a Discordian, they never take me seriously ever again, and every time I try to speak terrible truths, they just shrug and wave it off as "silly discordian crap".

[Jasper]

Not that this response is entirely unjust.

[Freeky]

This is because whenever I tell someone I am a Discordian, they never take me seriously ever again, and every time I try to speak terrible truths, they just shrug and wave it off as "silly discordian crap".

I laughed because it's true for me, as well.

Not that this response is entirely unjust.

I just laughed.

[Jasper]