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TESTEMONAIL:  Right and Discordianism allows room for personal interpretation. You have your theories and I have mine. Unlike Christianity, Discordia allows room for ideas and opinions, and mine is well-informed and based on ancient philosophy and theology, so, my neo-Discordian friends, open your minds to my interpretation and I will open my mind to yours. That's fair enough, right? Just claiming to be discordian should mean that your mind is open and willing to learn and share ideas. You guys are fucking bashing me and your laughing at my theologies and my friends know what's up and are laughing at you and honestly this is my last shot at putting a label on my belief structure and your making me lose all hope of ever finding a ideological group I can relate to because you don't even know what the fuck I'm talking about and everything I have said is based on the founding principals of real Discordianism. Expand your mind.

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chaosgraves:agentoferis

#885
July 15, 2004, 05:24:33 PM
because it's happen to all of us at one time or another?!?!?
Constitution?!?!? Isn't that a D&D stat.

Malaul

#886
July 15, 2004, 05:31:07 PM
I think someone else posted somethign like this a while ago
Coito ergo sum
O! Plus! Perge! Aio! Hui! Hem!
"You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy,the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named Bush, Dick, and Colon.  --Comedian Chris Rock

chaosgraves:agentoferis

#887
July 15, 2004, 05:47:52 PM
Quote from: MalaulI think someone else posted somethign like this a while ago
i think someone just posted something like this.
Constitution?!?!? Isn't that a D&D stat.

Malaul

#888
July 15, 2004, 05:51:03 PM
I think youre correct

Or ever something like this,.,.




Quote from: chaosgraves:agentoferis
Quote from: MalaulI think someone else posted somethign like this a while ago
i think someone just posted something like this.
Coito ergo sum
O! Plus! Perge! Aio! Hui! Hem!
"You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy,the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named Bush, Dick, and Colon.  --Comedian Chris Rock

chaosgraves:agentoferis

#889
July 15, 2004, 05:53:13 PM
or how about the ever popular...
Quote from: MalaulI think youre correct

Or ever something like this,.,.




Quote from: chaosgraves:agentoferis
Quote from: MalaulI think someone else posted somethign like this a while ago
i think someone just posted something like this.
I like this one as well
Constitution?!?!? Isn't that a D&D stat.

Malaul

#890
July 15, 2004, 05:54:11 PM
yes indeed
a very fine specimen of good typing








































resisting urge to metaquote
Coito ergo sum
O! Plus! Perge! Aio! Hui! Hem!
"You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy,the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named Bush, Dick, and Colon.  --Comedian Chris Rock

Verthaine

#891
July 15, 2004, 09:34:24 PM
In all my years of studying the most Wholey Holey Holy Discordian Bibble "Principa Discordia", there is one Erisian Mysteree that has alluded me.

On page 15,right under "What we know about Eris (Not Much)
there is a quote by Horace
QuoteDIRUIT AEDIFICAT MUTAT QUADRATA ROTUNDUS
Can you translate?(never could get the hang of latin)
Vincent Sebastian Verthaine, K.S.C.
Omni-Belevolent Poly- Father of Hedonism In Black of The Erisian Holy City of the Discordian Parish of New Orleans.

Goddess-Son of Sssbela,Prophetess of Doom

Pastor of the Church of Eris,New Orleans

Bella

#892
July 18, 2004, 06:35:57 AM
Hmmm.....I don't know much Latin, either Verthaine, but I have a source who does. Let me check with him and see what he says about this phrase.
just like in a dream
you'll open your mouth to scream
and you won't make a sound

you can't believe your eyes
you can't believe your ears
you can't believe your friends
you can't believe you're here

Malaul

#893
July 18, 2004, 06:38:28 AM
Quote from: Rev.VerthaineIn all my years of studying the most Wholey Holey Holy Discordian Bibble "Principa Discordia", there is one Erisian Mysteree that has alluded me.

On page 15,right under "What we know about Eris (Not Much)
there is a quote by Horace
QuoteDIRUIT AEDIFICAT MUTAT QUADRATA ROTUNDUS
Can you translate?(never could get the hang of latin)


there is a whole thread on http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forums/viewtopic.php?p=85412#85412 on the forums that is in Latin
I betcha one of the dorks,




ah hem
Gentlemen in there can translate for you
Coito ergo sum
O! Plus! Perge! Aio! Hui! Hem!
"You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy,the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named Bush, Dick, and Colon.  --Comedian Chris Rock

Bella

#894
July 18, 2004, 06:42:35 AM
Thanks, Malaul. :P
just like in a dream
you'll open your mouth to scream
and you won't make a sound

you can't believe your eyes
you can't believe your ears
you can't believe your friends
you can't believe you're here

Malaul

#895
July 18, 2004, 06:49:18 AM
sorry if I steped on your toes or anything
Coito ergo sum
O! Plus! Perge! Aio! Hui! Hem!
"You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy,the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named Bush, Dick, and Colon.  --Comedian Chris Rock

Bella

#896
July 18, 2004, 06:50:59 AM
Quote from: Malaulsorry if I steped on your toes or anything
Are you kidding? I'm grateful anytime anyone wants to step in with an answer or two.
just like in a dream
you'll open your mouth to scream
and you won't make a sound

you can't believe your eyes
you can't believe your ears
you can't believe your friends
you can't believe you're here

Rupert Giles

#897
July 19, 2004, 11:40:01 AM
Quote from: Malaul
Quote from: Rev.VerthaineIn all my years of studying the most Wholey Holey Holy Discordian Bibble "Principa Discordia", there is one Erisian Mysteree that has alluded me.

On page 15,right under "What we know about Eris (Not Much)
there is a quote by Horace
QuoteDIRUIT AEDIFICAT MUTAT QUADRATA ROTUNDUS
Can you translate?(never could get the hang of latin)


there is a whole thread on http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forums/viewtopic.php?p=85412#85412 on the forums that is in Latin
I betcha one of the dorks,




ah hem
Gentlemen in there can translate for you

That makes no sense.

Something about destroying, building, transforming, and square.. wait

They tore it down, built it, transformed it into a square, then made it round.

That's if I'm quite drunk and don't care that that's not proper latin at all.

Rupert Giles

#898
July 19, 2004, 11:41:14 AM
By the way, Bella...

...I have this problem...

...I mean, my friend has this problem.

He has no feeling in his.. *cough* because he was circumsized twice, and now he can't masturbate or feel anything during sex...

what should he do?

Rupert Giles

#899
July 21, 2004, 04:13:15 AM
Did I just kill this entire topic?
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