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[NotPublished]

Oh and advice I gave to myself after talking with God


Remember : Always go against the Majority.
Hilarity is ensured.


Anyhow I had a point I wanted to lead up to but I forget,
Though let me resume my self-abosrbtion and say

I could give a fuck about being a Discordian or a Unitarian
All I want is to have fun

If I do remember and am bothered, will do so.

[Doktor Howl]

So I guess everyone forgot to read the post where I said that I'm not actually a Satanist?

I guess you didn't realize that I don't give a fuck.  I'm a douche, remember?

It's merely a tactic to end what would otherwise be a non-entertaining conversation about religion.

Because you're too lazy and/or stupid to find a way to make that sort of conversation entertaining?  So instead you go with the boring, trite, 1980s hairband spag's stock answer?

[Bebek Sincap Ratatosk]

I am a discordian when its useful. The CISO demands to know when X will be ready or how much risk is associated with Y... either I have data and make an estimate or I say "Dunno, have to get more data..." that is usually followed by "Well, I need to know now."  At which point I pull out dice, coins and cards... perform 'Discordian Fortune Telling Rituals' and give him an answer... at times in the middle of some high level meeting.

Since starting that I've been promoted and get bonuses.

Hail Eris!

[Cainad (dec.)]

So I guess everyone forgot to read the post where I said that I'm not actually a Satanist? It's merely a tactic to end what would otherwise be a non-entertaining conversation about religion.

That's irrelevant. You said this:

Yeah, I have this problem too. So now I'm just gonna tell everybody that I'm a Satanist. I'd rather be feared than jeered.

We were explaining, in our own douchey way, why that would be ineffective.

Maybe someone with more experience in this area could say for sure, but I wouldn't be surprised if some Christian sects teach their followers to ignore Satanists and not give them attention, rather than the stereotypical flipping the fuck out reaction that "edgy" 16 year olds fantasize about.

[Doktor Howl]

So I guess everyone forgot to read the post where I said that I'm not actually a Satanist? It's merely a tactic to end what would otherwise be a non-entertaining conversation about religion.

That's irrelevant. You said this:

Yeah, I have this problem too. So now I'm just gonna tell everybody that I'm a Satanist. I'd rather be feared than jeered.

We were explaining, in our own douchey way, why that would be ineffective.

Maybe someone with more experience in this area could say for sure, but I wouldn't be surprised if some Christian sects teach their followers to ignore Satanists and not give them attention, rather than the stereotypical flipping the fuck out reaction that "edgy" 16 year olds fantasize about.

Seriously...who the fuck is afraid of satanists?  Even the fucking Mormons laugh at them.

[Bebek Sincap Ratatosk]

So I guess everyone forgot to read the post where I said that I'm not actually a Satanist? It's merely a tactic to end what would otherwise be a non-entertaining conversation about religion.

That's irrelevant. You said this:

Yeah, I have this problem too. So now I'm just gonna tell everybody that I'm a Satanist. I'd rather be feared than jeered.

We were explaining, in our own douchey way, why that would be ineffective.

Maybe someone with more experience in this area could say for sure, but I wouldn't be surprised if some Christian sects teach their followers to ignore Satanists and not give them attention, rather than the stereotypical flipping the fuck out reaction that "edgy" 16 year olds fantasize about.

Seriously...who the fuck is afraid of satanists?  Even the fucking Mormons laugh at them.

JW's... they believe that Satanists worship Satan. Of course, they believe that all religions except theirs are tools of Satan, so...

[Doktor Howl]

So I guess everyone forgot to read the post where I said that I'm not actually a Satanist? It's merely a tactic to end what would otherwise be a non-entertaining conversation about religion.

That's irrelevant. You said this:

Yeah, I have this problem too. So now I'm just gonna tell everybody that I'm a Satanist. I'd rather be feared than jeered.

We were explaining, in our own douchey way, why that would be ineffective.

Maybe someone with more experience in this area could say for sure, but I wouldn't be surprised if some Christian sects teach their followers to ignore Satanists and not give them attention, rather than the stereotypical flipping the fuck out reaction that "edgy" 16 year olds fantasize about.

Seriously...who the fuck is afraid of satanists?  Even the fucking Mormons laugh at them.

JW's... they believe that Satanists worship Satan. Of course, they believe that all religions except theirs are tools of Satan, so...

I don't count JWs.  They bug me on Saturday mornings while I'm trying to sleep.

[Bebek Sincap Ratatosk]

So I guess everyone forgot to read the post where I said that I'm not actually a Satanist? It's merely a tactic to end what would otherwise be a non-entertaining conversation about religion.

That's irrelevant. You said this:

Yeah, I have this problem too. So now I'm just gonna tell everybody that I'm a Satanist. I'd rather be feared than jeered.

We were explaining, in our own douchey way, why that would be ineffective.

Maybe someone with more experience in this area could say for sure, but I wouldn't be surprised if some Christian sects teach their followers to ignore Satanists and not give them attention, rather than the stereotypical flipping the fuck out reaction that "edgy" 16 year olds fantasize about.

Seriously...who the fuck is afraid of satanists?  Even the fucking Mormons laugh at them.

JW's... they believe that Satanists worship Satan. Of course, they believe that all religions except theirs are tools of Satan, so...

I don't count JWs.  They bug me on Saturday mornings while I'm trying to sleep.

LOL... You can tell them to never call on you again and they will put your address on a little form and leave you alone.

[BADGE OF HONOR]

Why would he want to do that when they provide him with regular targets to exercise his ire on?

[Bebek Sincap Ratatosk]

Why would he want to do that when they provide him with regular targets to exercise his ire on?

Cause he could sleep in on Saturdays...

[Doktor Howl]

So I guess everyone forgot to read the post where I said that I'm not actually a Satanist? It's merely a tactic to end what would otherwise be a non-entertaining conversation about religion.

That's irrelevant. You said this:

Yeah, I have this problem too. So now I'm just gonna tell everybody that I'm a Satanist. I'd rather be feared than jeered.

We were explaining, in our own douchey way, why that would be ineffective.

Maybe someone with more experience in this area could say for sure, but I wouldn't be surprised if some Christian sects teach their followers to ignore Satanists and not give them attention, rather than the stereotypical flipping the fuck out reaction that "edgy" 16 year olds fantasize about.

Seriously...who the fuck is afraid of satanists?  Even the fucking Mormons laugh at them.

JW's... they believe that Satanists worship Satan. Of course, they believe that all religions except theirs are tools of Satan, so...

I don't count JWs.  They bug me on Saturday mornings while I'm trying to sleep.

LOL... You can tell them to never call on you again and they will put your address on a little form and leave you alone.

I might try that.  Because puking on them hasn't worked.

[NotPublished]

Ugn there was a flock of JW yesterday ... fucking Easter. Mum was like "DONT OPEN THE DOOR OR THE LIGHTS THE JW ARE ABOUT!" ... best wakeup call ever.

[Nast]

I wish the JWs would come around here more often.



I get so hungry. 

[Batty Kissinger]

I think you need to post yr recipes in the foods board, Nast.

[Nast]

Oh, I usually just eat them raw, maybe with some garlic salt.