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The Fat Eris Cook book

Started by Pariah, March 20, 2009, 11:13:50 PM

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Cramulus


Jenne

I had to watch that thing, with EXTREME trepidation...waiting for him to explode.  Wigged me the fuck out, it did.

Pariah

Play safe! Ski only in a clockwise direction! Let's all have fun together!

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

I loved the omnomnomicon. It needs to be published.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Cramulus

Quote from: Agent Pariah on October 20, 2009, 04:56:37 AM
Quote from: Cramulus on October 20, 2009, 02:57:40 AM
Quote from: Agent Pariah on May 03, 2009, 11:41:24 PM
Im going to start up again right . . . Now!



Not happening.

Sorry

No problem. can you post your .doc or other work-in-progress files so somebody can pick up where you left off?

Pariah

Next time I get over to the mac side of things I'll be sure to do that
Play safe! Ski only in a clockwise direction! Let's all have fun together!

Cramulus

BUMP

because even though it's probably not going to be finished, the draft is still real fuckin' sexy

if you guys haven't seen it, check it out:
http://www.scribd.com/doc/14117857/The-Fat-Eris-Cookbook-Rough-Draft

LMNO


Jasper

Quote from: Cramulus on February 04, 2010, 04:30:33 PM
BUMP

because even though it's probably not going to be finished, the draft is still real fuckin' sexy

if you guys haven't seen it, check it out:
http://www.scribd.com/doc/14117857/The-Fat-Eris-Cookbook-Rough-Draft

Heeeeeyyyy, a recipe of mine is in there!

There are no pics of it!

If I make a batch of this and get you a picture of it, will it get added?

Rumckle

I recently harvested the forum for recipes, and threw them into one document for ease of checking, so if people want I may be able to take up the project (I've got a bit of free time too).

Three things to note:
1) I've Australian-ified it, ie changing the names of some of the ingredients to their Australian (read: proper) names.
2) It is a straight up cookbook, so I'll need to rewrite the recipes so they are slightly more funny (help with this might be nice as I am not the funniest person on the forum).
3) This will result in a lot more normal recipes than mindfuck recipes, not sure if that is a problem, but I thought I'd get your opinions on it.


So, if Pariah wants to send me the docs, I'll throw some shit in there.
It's not trolling, it's just satire.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

I'm so glad this got bumped, because I lost my whiskey cake recipe and was afraid I'd never reproduce it properly again, which sucks because everyone always wants me to bring it.

I've been trying to re-invent it, this saves me a lot of effort. Woo!
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Rumckle

Ok, because Pariah's left this one alone, and I like the idea I've started throwing something together, it looks similar, but I couldn't the original cookbook files, so I changed it a bit.

Anyway, I just started with the first chapter, it needs pics and editing, but I want to get some criticism along the way.

http://www.scribd.com/doc/30327416/Fat-Eris-Cookbook-Draft1

I took one of the recipes that was already in there, and added some more that I have saved.
Also, it is Australian-ified, but I can change that later on.
It's not trolling, it's just satire.

NotPublished

:D This is going to become a life saver

RUMCKLE I LEARNT HOW TO OPERATE THE STOVE BY MYSELF!!
In Soviet Russia, sins died for Jesus.

Rumckle

Awesome!

Just don't burn your house down, or I'll feel bad for persuading you to cook.  :)
It's not trolling, it's just satire.