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Vaginal Flash Drive Theft (not Florida!)

Started by President Television, April 27, 2010, 03:06:46 AM

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April 27, 2010, 03:06:46 AM Last Edit: April 27, 2010, 03:16:19 AM by CAPTAIN SLACK

:lol:
My shit list: Stephen Harper, anarchists that complain about taxes instead of institutionalized torture, those people walking, anyone who lets a single aspect of themselves define their entire personality, salesmen that don't smoke pipes, Fredericton New Brunswick, bigots, philosophy majors, my nemesis, pirates that don't do anything, criminals without class, sociopaths, narcissists, furries, juggalos, foes.

Freeky

#1
April 27, 2010, 03:07:56 AM
 :lulz: Amazing.

Kai

#2
April 27, 2010, 03:17:43 AM
 :lulz:
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Jasper

#3
April 27, 2010, 04:13:05 AM
Wa-ha-hoooowww.

GIGGLES

#4
April 27, 2010, 05:57:53 AM
BITCH WAS A CORPORATE SPY! DUDE GOT OWNED! FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#5
April 27, 2010, 07:18:32 AM
Jesus what
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Verbal Mike

#6
April 27, 2010, 07:28:34 AM
:lulz:
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Triple Zero

#7
April 27, 2010, 08:56:50 AM
I hope she runs Linux on her vagina. You can get nasty virus infections from unknown USB drives on Windows.
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INFORMATION SO POWERFUL, YOU ACTUALLY NEED LESS.

Richter

#8
April 27, 2010, 01:08:10 PM
I'm almost certain that voids the warranty.
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 22, 2015, 03:00:53 AM
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

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Cramulus

#9
April 27, 2010, 03:18:59 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on April 27, 2010, 08:56:50 AM
I hope she runs Linux on her vagina. You can get nasty virus infections from unknown USB drives on Windows.

OH SNAP HE DID IT

:rimshot:

Richter

#10
April 27, 2010, 04:03:37 PM
I hear that can be a problem inserting things into any SCSI port.  You really need protection.
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 22, 2015, 03:00:53 AM
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

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Jasper

#11
April 27, 2010, 05:10:32 PM
That poor guy... :(


See, Discordians?  This is how it really happens when you bump uglies with Eris.  Nobody who's ever been through it brags about it.
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