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TESTEMONAIL:  Right and Discordianism allows room for personal interpretation. You have your theories and I have mine. Unlike Christianity, Discordia allows room for ideas and opinions, and mine is well-informed and based on ancient philosophy and theology, so, my neo-Discordian friends, open your minds to my interpretation and I will open my mind to yours. That's fair enough, right? Just claiming to be discordian should mean that your mind is open and willing to learn and share ideas. You guys are fucking bashing me and your laughing at my theologies and my friends know what's up and are laughing at you and honestly this is my last shot at putting a label on my belief structure and your making me lose all hope of ever finding a ideological group I can relate to because you don't even know what the fuck I'm talking about and everything I have said is based on the founding principals of real Discordianism. Expand your mind.

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Started by fomenter, May 27, 2009, 12:57:33 AM

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"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


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e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

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I DUNNO WHUT THAT MEANS, BUT AH'M OUTRAGED!
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Lies

Quote from: Faust on May 27, 2009, 04:11:47 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on May 27, 2009, 04:03:48 PM
you guys know I wear a fake because I am completely incapable of growing facial hair, right?


well I can grow it, it just looks all patchy peachfuzz like I'm a teenage burn victim.   :p


Keep shaving, even if there's nothing there do it every day. grows back faster and thicker.
Urban Legend, science says otherwise.
- So the New World Order does not actually exist?
- Oh it exists, and how!
Ask the slaves whose labour built the White House;
Ask the slaves of today tied down to sweatshops and brothels to escape hunger;
Ask most women, second class citizens, in a pervasive rape culture;
Ask the non-human creatures who inhabit the planet:
whales, bears, frogs, tuna, bees, slaughtered farm animals;
Ask the natives of the Americas and Australia on whose land
you live today, on whose graves your factories, farms and neighbourhoods stand;
ask any of them this, ask them if the New World Order is true;
they'll tell you plainly: the New World Order... is you!

PeregrineBF

Quote from: Lysergic on May 01, 2010, 10:31:32 AM
Quote from: Faust on May 27, 2009, 04:11:47 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on May 27, 2009, 04:03:48 PM
you guys know I wear a fake because I am completely incapable of growing facial hair, right?


well I can grow it, it just looks all patchy peachfuzz like I'm a teenage burn victim.   :p


Keep shaving, even if there's nothing there do it every day. grows back faster and thicker.
Urban Legend, science says otherwise.
True. However it can be good for the skin, using a real (non-electric) razor can get rid of dead skin cells.