The Shame Thread.

[Richter]

I STOPPED DRINKING AND REALIZED IT HAD NO EFFECT ON HOW OFTEN I WAS OFF MY ROCKER!

[BadBeast]

I STOPPED DRINKING AND REALIZED IT HAD NO EFFECT ON HOW OFTEN I WAS OFF MY ROCKER!

Now that really is fucking scary. (For you) Rawk on!

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I drank so much on my birthday and surrounding days that I failed to lose two pounds this week. 

[Dysfunctional Cunt]

I ATE ALL THE ICE CREAM IN THE FREEZER! 












But it was damn good!!!

[AFK]

I PURPOSEFULLY THE WHOLE THING...IN FRONT OF EVERYONE!!

[Cramulus]

I didn't learn to tie my shoes until I was like 12

I only wore sweat pants until about age 15

I didn't learn to drive a car until I was like 24


I'm kind of a late bloomer, I guess

[Mangrove]

I went to a Winger concert.

[Doktor Howl]

I went to a Winger concert.

And now you're dead.

Kids, don't Winger.  Not even once.

[LMNO]

Not even once?!


But I accidentally the whole Kip!  Is that bad?

[AFK]

I went to a Winger concert.

I went to a Dokken concert when Reb Beach was playing with them.  Does that count?

Also, Slaughter was on that bill.  Mark Slaughter ran around in the crowd during Up All Night and I literally rubbed elbows with him.  (It was crowded)

[Adios]

I am hopelessly addicted to Ghost Hunters.

[BadBeast]

I am hopelessly addicted to Ghost Hunters.

Aw, Mate, that must be the worst, most abject addiction I can ever remember hearing. It's so Dread, and brutal, there isn't even a 12 Step Program for it. And an addict's hungry heart, is a broad target for the Devil's arrows.
The possible implications are truly bleak. What if it starts to catch on? Becomes a faddy new trend, like Meow Cat, or Twatter? What about the all the children who look to us for guidance? This calls for desperate measures.
I suggest getting a shitload of Crack, or even Meth, as soon as possible, see if you can gradually wean yourself off this most insidious and all consuming bilge.

"It ain't Crack, Baby, jus' coke, you can smoke!"


I too am prone to lapses of substance use/abuse. And the deep groove of self indulgence, runs through my life like an endless stretch of fresh asphalt road.

[Eater of Clowns]

I AM DEEPLY AMUSED BY JUST ABOUT EVERY PUN IN THIS SHITHOLE, TO THE POINT WHERE MY POST COUNT WOULD DOUBLE OVERNIGHT IF I REPLIED WITH LULZ TO EACH ONE I ENJOYED.

[Richter]

I HAVE NO PROBLEM LETTING PEOPLE BELIEVE LIES ABOUT ME BECAUSE I KNOW I CAN USE ANY MISCONCEPTION TO MY ADVANTAGE!

[Brotep]

BECAUSE I KNOW THAT MY MOM IS WAITING TO BAIT ME INTO CONFLICT WHEN I STRIKE UP A CONVERSATION WITH HER, I AM USING PASSIVE-AGGRESSIVE SILENCE.