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Started by Doktor Howl, May 07, 2010, 06:42:38 PM

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#15
May 07, 2010, 07:58:43 PM
Quote from: Remington on May 07, 2010, 07:58:10 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on May 07, 2010, 07:33:36 PM
I can't see any of Cram's pics.   :sad:
Possibly for the best.

Don't worry, I send you wimmenz:



WANT
Molon Lube

Doktor Howl

#16
May 07, 2010, 08:00:39 PM
Canada has been added to the list.
Molon Lube

AFK

#17
May 07, 2010, 08:03:19 PM
Quote from: Remington on May 07, 2010, 07:58:10 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on May 07, 2010, 07:33:36 PM
I can't see any of Cram's pics.   :sad:
Possibly for the best.

Don't worry, I send you wimmenz:





Is that how they lure the baby seals? 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Remington

#18
May 07, 2010, 08:08:11 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on May 07, 2010, 08:03:19 PM
Quote from: Remington on May 07, 2010, 07:58:10 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on May 07, 2010, 07:33:36 PM
I can't see any of Cram's pics.   :sad:
Possibly for the best.

Don't worry, I send you wimmenz:

Is that how they lure the baby seals?  
Yep. Canadian women are known for going clubbing all night.


Also, this is how Canadians celebrate a historic gold medal in ice hockey:






On the Olympic rink where they won, no less.
Is it plugged in?

AFK

#19
May 07, 2010, 08:11:19 PM
Combine that with the Detroit Red Wings tradition involving octopi and you've got a real good time. 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Richter

#20
May 07, 2010, 09:16:00 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on May 07, 2010, 08:11:19 PM
Combine that with the Detroit Red Wings tradition involving octopi and you've got a real good time. 

Fix't for what I read first
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 22, 2015, 03:00:53 AM
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

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Suu

#21
May 07, 2010, 11:47:26 PM
No Dok...don't...it's Canada! IT'S A TRAP!!!
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Remington

#22
May 08, 2010, 07:09:08 AM
COME FOR THE WOMEN

STAY FOR THE UNIVERSAL HEALTHCARE AND POUTINE
Is it plugged in?

BADGE OF HONOR

#23
May 08, 2010, 07:11:14 AM
poutine sounds like a euphemism for vagina anyway.
The Jerk On Bike rolled his eyes and tossed the waffle back over his shoulder--before it struck the ground, a stout, disconcertingly monkey-like dog sprang into the air and snatched it, and began to masticate it--literally--for the sound it made was like a homonculus squatting on the floor muttering "masticate masticate masticate".

Remington

#24
May 08, 2010, 08:05:03 AM
Poutine is the greatest invention in the history of food. Fact.
Is it plugged in?

East Coast Hustle

#25
May 10, 2010, 08:54:11 AM
Quote from: Remington on May 08, 2010, 08:05:03 AM
Poutine is the greatest invention in the history of food. Fact.

QFT.
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

Remington

#26
May 10, 2010, 08:59:39 AM
Plus, the "diet" versions cut the calories down to only 16,532 per serving.
Is it plugged in?

BadBeast

#27
May 10, 2010, 10:20:51 AM
And I'm thinking it will take a little more than Dok, taking his Ten O'Clock pill early, and getting all priapic, to lure our British Women up any American Mountains,. . Christ, it's all I can do to drag them out down the Pub of an Saturday evening!
I know he's not like the "other boys", and has a bit of a alphapance net-rep, but our Women never fell for all that posturing, and crowing, from US! 
But I may be wrong,  blowing hard, out of  misplaced National pride, and all the Women may, as I post this, be winging their way out to Dok, with dreams of Cowboys,  wild west Yeehaw's, and Big, Colonial Ranches.

In which case, he's bloody welcome to every fickle, easy, starry eyed one of them!     Harrrumph!
They'll be back!
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NOT JUST A "FAIR WEATHER FIGHTER"!

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Whoever puts their hand on me to govern me, is a usurper, and a tyrant, and I declare them my enemy!

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Doktor Howl

#28
May 10, 2010, 03:12:45 PM
Quote from: BadBeast on May 10, 2010, 10:20:51 AM
In which case, he's bloody welcome to every fickle, easy, starry eyed one of them!     Harrrumph!
They'll be back!

They'll need a little maintenance.
Molon Lube

Suu

#29
May 10, 2010, 03:16:09 PM
Quote from: Remington on May 10, 2010, 08:59:39 AM
Plus, the "diet" versions cut the calories down to only 16,532 per serving.

Diet poutine?! WHAT BLASPHEMY IS THIS?
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."
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