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Difficult Choices: Get your dick out of that fish, you fish fucker!

Started by Cramulus, May 12, 2010, 11:15:23 PM

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Which would you rather fuck?

Somebody who is very beautiful but very passive in bed
3 (7.5%)
Somebody who is great in bed but only average looking
37 (92.5%)

Total Members Voted: 40

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Pope Pixie Pickle

#30
May 13, 2010, 09:53:43 AM
Hey I can't help that!

Some girls are smaller than others.

Triple Zero

#31
May 13, 2010, 10:04:56 AM
Just trust The Doctor when he says the box is bigger on the inside.
Ex-Soviet Bloc Sexual Attack Swede of Tomorrow™
e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

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Richter

#32
May 13, 2010, 11:05:32 AM
Quote from: Triple Zero on May 13, 2010, 10:04:56 AM
Just trust The Doctor when he says the box is bigger on the inside.
:potd:
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 22, 2015, 03:00:53 AM
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

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BadBeast

#34
May 13, 2010, 12:08:06 PM
Even though I voted for B, it still doesn't mean I'd be churlish enough to turn a hot chick down, just because she is "passive". How shallow do you think I am?
"We need a plane for Bombing, Strafing, Assault and Battery, Interception, Ground Support, and Reconaissance,
NOT JUST A "FAIR WEATHER FIGHTER"!

"I kinda like him. It's like he sees inside my soul" ~ Nigel


Whoever puts their hand on me to govern me, is a usurper, and a tyrant, and I declare them my enemy!

"And when the clouds obscure the moon, and normal service is resumed. It wont. Mean. A. Thing"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpkCJDYxH-4

Payne

#35
May 13, 2010, 12:12:51 PM
Voted for 'B'.

Cram your "Difficult Choices" are becoming less difficult.

BadBeast

#36
May 13, 2010, 12:21:00 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Payne on May 13, 2010, 12:12:51 PM
Voted for 'B'.

Cram your "Difficult Choices" are becoming less difficult.

I immediately began to think of a third choice, ie, Me and the "great in bed" chick, persuading the "passive hot chick" to go for a threesome. Then we'd see how "passive" she really was.
"We need a plane for Bombing, Strafing, Assault and Battery, Interception, Ground Support, and Reconaissance,
NOT JUST A "FAIR WEATHER FIGHTER"!

"I kinda like him. It's like he sees inside my soul" ~ Nigel


Whoever puts their hand on me to govern me, is a usurper, and a tyrant, and I declare them my enemy!

"And when the clouds obscure the moon, and normal service is resumed. It wont. Mean. A. Thing"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpkCJDYxH-4

P3nT4gR4m

#37
May 13, 2010, 01:06:53 PM
Makes no diff to me. Once you start cranking the voltage up they twitch about just the same.  :evil:

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Faust

#38
May 13, 2010, 01:07:23 PM
If A can learn then it might be a worthwhile investment. But in a once off scenario definitely B.
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Sir Squid Diddimus

#39
May 13, 2010, 01:13:13 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on May 13, 2010, 01:06:53 PM
Makes no diff to me. Once you start cranking the voltage up they twitch about just the same.  :evil:
:lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:

Richter

#40
May 13, 2010, 01:44:45 PM
P3nt wins fread.
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 22, 2015, 03:00:53 AM
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

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AFK

#41
May 13, 2010, 02:13:32 PM
Well, I of course am married, and I'm married to a happy combination of the two.   :mrgreen:
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Cramulus

#42
May 13, 2010, 02:48:13 PM
Quote from: Alty on May 13, 2010, 12:21:35 AM
The worst is the blank stare with no movement at all.
I was once with a woman who did that while I was doing my damndest and said, "Should I be doing something?" like I was changing the oil on my car and she felt guilty for not helping.

ugh! Been with a few chicks like that, no thank you!

Implicit in this choice is the dichotomy between being "good in bed" and being "passive". Do you guys think that's a fair distinction?


Can you be really passive and still be good in bed?


Adios

#43
May 13, 2010, 02:49:03 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on May 13, 2010, 02:48:13 PM
Quote from: Alty on May 13, 2010, 12:21:35 AM
The worst is the blank stare with no movement at all.
I was once with a woman who did that while I was doing my damndest and said, "Should I be doing something?" like I was changing the oil on my car and she felt guilty for not helping.

ugh! Been with a few chicks like that, no thank you!

Implicit in this choice is the dichotomy between being "good in bed" and being "passive". Do you guys think that's a fair distinction?


Can you be really passive and still be good in bed?




No.

Triple Zero

#44
May 13, 2010, 02:50:53 PM
maybe if you'd be all tantric zen like about it, though?
Ex-Soviet Bloc Sexual Attack Swede of Tomorrow™
e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

INFORMATION SO POWERFUL, YOU ACTUALLY NEED LESS.
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