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Started by Rev. Dr. Narot, May 24, 2010, 05:03:09 PM

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Dimocritus

#30
May 24, 2010, 07:30:40 PM
Ok, this is boring. Let me know if this gets good, or really really bad.
Episkopos of GABCab ~ "caecus plumbum caecus"

BadBeast

#31
May 25, 2010, 01:07:44 AM
Welcome aboard, tread warily,and lurk lots, there are
Terrible Things ™ loose in here. The crunchy bits underfoot (no, don't look) are the remains of the "Real" Discordians. They came to teach us their outlandish ways. And learned the Terrible Truth ™. And you can't unlearn a thing like that. (Well, you can, but I've forgotten how)
Good luck.
"We need a plane for Bombing, Strafing, Assault and Battery, Interception, Ground Support, and Reconaissance,
NOT JUST A "FAIR WEATHER FIGHTER"!

"I kinda like him. It's like he sees inside my soul" ~ Nigel


Whoever puts their hand on me to govern me, is a usurper, and a tyrant, and I declare them my enemy!

"And when the clouds obscure the moon, and normal service is resumed. It wont. Mean. A. Thing"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpkCJDYxH-4

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#32
May 25, 2010, 01:17:27 AM
Hey, WTF. This n00b doesn't even suck!
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Pope Pixie Pickle

#33
May 25, 2010, 01:19:52 AM
I like the noobs that don't suck.

BadBeast

#34
May 25, 2010, 01:20:15 AM
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on May 25, 2010, 01:17:27 AM
Hey, WTF. This n00b doesn't even suck!
Yet.

But that's a good sign, right?
"We need a plane for Bombing, Strafing, Assault and Battery, Interception, Ground Support, and Reconaissance,
NOT JUST A "FAIR WEATHER FIGHTER"!

"I kinda like him. It's like he sees inside my soul" ~ Nigel


Whoever puts their hand on me to govern me, is a usurper, and a tyrant, and I declare them my enemy!

"And when the clouds obscure the moon, and normal service is resumed. It wont. Mean. A. Thing"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpkCJDYxH-4

Rev. Dr. Narot

#35
May 25, 2010, 01:25:06 AM
The Terrible Things ™ kind of freak me out, and the Terrible Truth™ as well, but I'll stick around. I don't think it can be that terrible, can it? With a roof on the pool, and a basement filled with hidden goodies, things have to be pretty good. If being a "Real" Discordian is about preaching to the choir then count me out, I came here for the love.
:love:
"The only person I hate more than you, is myself, asshole."

Dimocritus

#36
May 25, 2010, 01:31:28 AM
Quote from: The Lord and Lady Omnibus Fuck on May 25, 2010, 01:17:27 AM
Hey, WTF. This n00b doesn't even suck!

I no, rite?!

dimo-
has been waiting for someone that's as bad as he was when he first got here to unload some RAGE on.
Episkopos of GABCab ~ "caecus plumbum caecus"

BadBeast

#37
May 25, 2010, 01:33:40 AM
Quote from: Narot on May 25, 2010, 01:25:06 AM
The Terrible Things ™ kind of freak me out, and the Terrible Truth™ as well, but I'll stick around. I don't think it can be that terrible, can it? With a roof on the pool, and a basement filled with hidden goodies, things have to be pretty good. If being a "Real" Discordian is about preaching to the choir then count me out, I came here for the love.
:love:

Yep, it's a good sign. And the Choir can be particularly brootal. But they make such sweet music, from the howling of the damned, it's impossible to not be humbled.
"We need a plane for Bombing, Strafing, Assault and Battery, Interception, Ground Support, and Reconaissance,
NOT JUST A "FAIR WEATHER FIGHTER"!

"I kinda like him. It's like he sees inside my soul" ~ Nigel


Whoever puts their hand on me to govern me, is a usurper, and a tyrant, and I declare them my enemy!

"And when the clouds obscure the moon, and normal service is resumed. It wont. Mean. A. Thing"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpkCJDYxH-4

Freeky

#38
May 25, 2010, 01:38:23 AM
Dimo, you turned out okay. What you REALLY need is the newest incarnation of AKK, or Number_6.

Shame #6's board is down. I could use a good blow-up myself.

Vene

#39
May 25, 2010, 01:49:26 AM
Quote from: Narot on May 25, 2010, 01:25:06 AM
The Terrible Things ™ kind of freak me out, and the Terrible Truth™ as well, but I'll stick around. I don't think it can be that terrible, can it? With a roof on the pool, and a basement filled with hidden goodies, things have to be pretty good. If being a "Real" Discordian is about preaching to the choir then count me out, I came here for the love.
:love:
Isn't Terrible Truth™ what we named the thing that crawled out of Dok Howl's ass?

BadBeast

#40
May 25, 2010, 01:50:31 AM
Quote from: Vene on May 25, 2010, 01:49:26 AM
Quote from: Narot on May 25, 2010, 01:25:06 AM
The Terrible Things ™ kind of freak me out, and the Terrible Truth™ as well, but I'll stick around. I don't think it can be that terrible, can it? With a roof on the pool, and a basement filled with hidden goodies, things have to be pretty good. If being a "Real" Discordian is about preaching to the choir then count me out, I came here for the love.
:love:
Isn't Terrible Truth™ what we named the thing that crawled out of Dok Howl's ass?
I believe so.
"We need a plane for Bombing, Strafing, Assault and Battery, Interception, Ground Support, and Reconaissance,
NOT JUST A "FAIR WEATHER FIGHTER"!

"I kinda like him. It's like he sees inside my soul" ~ Nigel


Whoever puts their hand on me to govern me, is a usurper, and a tyrant, and I declare them my enemy!

"And when the clouds obscure the moon, and normal service is resumed. It wont. Mean. A. Thing"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpkCJDYxH-4

Dimocritus

#41
May 25, 2010, 01:52:15 AM
Quote from: Professor Freeky on May 25, 2010, 01:38:23 AM
Dimo, you turned out okay. What you REALLY need is the newest incarnation of AKK, or Number_6.

Shame #6's board is down. I could use a good blow-up myself.

Gee, y'really think so?  :oops:  Thnx Freeky   :)

With that being said, BRING ON THE NEWBS
Episkopos of GABCab ~ "caecus plumbum caecus"

P3nT4gR4m

#42
May 25, 2010, 11:05:15 AM
#6?? Who the fuck was that? If they earned a place in the same sentence as AKK I need to see this shit!

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

BadBeast

#43
May 25, 2010, 12:20:00 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on May 25, 2010, 11:05:15 AM
#6?? Who the fuck was that? If they earned a place in the same sentence as AKK I need to see this shit!

http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=24803.0

enjoy.
"We need a plane for Bombing, Strafing, Assault and Battery, Interception, Ground Support, and Reconaissance,
NOT JUST A "FAIR WEATHER FIGHTER"!

"I kinda like him. It's like he sees inside my soul" ~ Nigel


Whoever puts their hand on me to govern me, is a usurper, and a tyrant, and I declare them my enemy!

"And when the clouds obscure the moon, and normal service is resumed. It wont. Mean. A. Thing"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpkCJDYxH-4

the last yatto

#44
May 25, 2010, 12:23:23 PM
Look, asshole:  Your 'incomprehensible' act, your word-salad, your pinealism...It BORES ME.  I've been incomprehensible for so long, I TEACH IT TO MBA CANDIDATES.  So if you simply MUST talk about your pineal gland or happy children dancing in the wildflowers, go talk to Roger, because he digs that kind of shit
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