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Started by Rev. Dr. Narot, May 24, 2010, 05:03:09 PM

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Nephew Twiddleton

Quote from: Narot on May 24, 2010, 05:03:09 PM
:lulz:

So I registered here this morning and felt obligated to state my presence and "hello" before any other BS. I'm Narot, a Californian, and I registered on the site this morning. What else? Haven't used any "forums" since the days of Usenet and BBS mania, so I'm like the guy who hasn't been to a bar in a decade popping his head in. I'm educated, unemployed, and probably in the right place. My hobbies include reading books, listening to music, watching videos, and engaging in social activities. Are there particular rules to abide by in these forums outside of each subheads description? Was it an impolite introduction? Good to be here.

Welcome Narot-
Quick run down for me: Bostonian/dual citizenship with Ireland, currently in college (late starter), I play string instruments but primarily guitar. Read about Discordianism when I was a teenager (probably 10 years ago, maybe more) in Margot Adler's Drawing Down the Moon. Came here through random Google search (fairly recent reading of Illuminatus! helped decide to join) Rules- Don't worry about them. If you break them, you were probably going to break them anyway. If you do break them, don't get stubborn but rather see everyone else's point of view. Probably just like any other board. Welcome to the n00b club. People here call me Twid.
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
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Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

the last yatto

Look, asshole:  Your 'incomprehensible' act, your word-salad, your pinealism...It BORES ME.  I've been incomprehensible for so long, I TEACH IT TO MBA CANDIDATES.  So if you simply MUST talk about your pineal gland or happy children dancing in the wildflowers, go talk to Roger, because he digs that kind of shit

the last yatto

Look, asshole:  Your 'incomprehensible' act, your word-salad, your pinealism...It BORES ME.  I've been incomprehensible for so long, I TEACH IT TO MBA CANDIDATES.  So if you simply MUST talk about your pineal gland or happy children dancing in the wildflowers, go talk to Roger, because he digs that kind of shit

Requia ☣

Ok, so thats two noobs now that made their own into threads and didn't suck.

Did the rules on this change somehow?  :?
Inflatable dolls are not recognized flotation devices.

LMNO

Statistical outlier.  The next 15 noobs will suck.

AFK

Quote from: Requia ☣ on May 26, 2010, 07:26:30 AM
Ok, so thats two noobs now that made their own into threads and didn't suck.

Did the rules on this change somehow?  :?

It's all fucked up cause someone turned the wheel. 

Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Payne

Hey newbie!

I posted my own thread to introduce myself and I turned out to be the motherfucking messiah. So it's not all bad.

Also - people won't tell you this but you need to find the secret thread and request a holy name, or you go to hell.

LMNO

Didn't the guy whose responsibility it was to bequeath holy names die a horrible death a few months ago?

Rev. Dr. Narot

Quote from: Professor Freeky on May 25, 2010, 08:21:32 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on May 25, 2010, 08:18:37 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on May 25, 2010, 01:59:19 PM
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Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on May 25, 2010, 11:05:15 AM
#6?? Who the fuck was that? If they earned a place in the same sentence as AKK I need to see this shit!

http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=24803.0

enjoy.

Jesus aperaping fuck! 40 pages??? I made it to about 6   :x

the amazing thing is that in those 40 pages (or perhaps even the first 20-30 of em), he manages to ride through ALL the stereotypical n00b failure cliches!

(or was that another dude? I think it was this one)

It was ten in a single 8 hour period. And then he got the 11th one the next day. :lulz: It was awesome. He even got me, Pixie, and Cram riled up.

Is there a convenient list of noob mistakes I can peruse to ensure I don't make any? :)
"The only person I hate more than you, is myself, asshole."

LMNO

Nope.  That's part of the fun.


LMNO


Payne

Quote from: LMNO on May 26, 2010, 03:45:29 PM
Didn't the guy whose responsibility it was to bequeath holy names die a horrible death a few months ago?

Yeah, the first guy. I got handed the responsobilty along with the Mitre, Stole, Assless Chaps and other vestments.

Rev. Dr. Narot

In compliance with rules #4 & #10, here's some dorky photos of me.

Linking because I didn't get me coffee yet and I'm in no mood to put a poster-sized image of myself on the board :)

http://img412.imageshack.us/img412/9320/imag0605.jpg

http://yfrog.com/4jimag0158wj
"The only person I hate more than you, is myself, asshole."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."