Day of Discord: Providence/Boston

[Doktor Howl]

Kai was a madman, but I'm not sure what he did, exactly, because he wasn't there.

Yeah, I was unfortunately all the way over in Santa Fe. 

Next time if this happens, I'm going to have to send you a giant inflatable bug as surrogate.

KAI YOU WENT THE WRONG DIRECTION.  LEARN2EAST.

[Freeky]

I am so very jealous.

It was a good time.  Except for when Suu punched me in my bits.

So very, very jealous.

[Doktor Howl]

I am so very jealous.

It was a good time.  Except for when Suu punched me in my bits.

So very, very jealous.

Aw.  You can punch me in the bits, if it will make you feel better.

[Freeky]

I am so very jealous.

It was a good time.  Except for when Suu punched me in my bits.

So very, very jealous.

Aw.  You can punch me in the bits, if it will make you feel better.

Woo hoo!

[Kai]

Kai was a madman, but I'm not sure what he did, exactly, because he wasn't there.

Yeah, I was unfortunately all the way over in Santa Fe. 

Next time if this happens, I'm going to have to send you a giant inflatable bug as surrogate.

KAI YOU WENT THE WRONG DIRECTION.  LEARN2EAST.

Okay, tell you what. POTF (ie Kai's GF) loves LOVES Portland. I could probably convince her into the both of us going out there when you're up there this winter.

[Doktor Howl]

Kai was a madman, but I'm not sure what he did, exactly, because he wasn't there.

Yeah, I was unfortunately all the way over in Santa Fe. 

Next time if this happens, I'm going to have to send you a giant inflatable bug as surrogate.

KAI YOU WENT THE WRONG DIRECTION.  LEARN2EAST.

Okay, tell you what. POTF (ie Kai's GF) loves LOVES Portland. I could probably convince her into the both of us going out there when you're up there this winter.

Fucking sweet.  You will get to see IntoxiDok.

[Doktor Howl]

I am so very jealous.

It was a good time.  Except for when Suu punched me in my bits.

So very, very jealous.

Aw.  You can punch me in the bits, if it will make you feel better.

Woo hoo!

I was totally lying.

[Freeky]

I am so very jealous.

It was a good time.  Except for when Suu punched me in my bits.

So very, very jealous.

Aw.  You can punch me in the bits, if it will make you feel better.

Woo hoo!

I was totally lying.

That's okay, it wouldn't have made me feel better.

[Doktor Howl]

I am so very jealous.

It was a good time.  Except for when Suu punched me in my bits.

So very, very jealous.

Aw.  You can punch me in the bits, if it will make you feel better.

Woo hoo!

I was totally lying.

That's okay, it wouldn't have made me feel better.

Now YOU'RE totally lying.

[Freeky]

No really. I mean it. 

[Doktor Howl]

No really. I mean it. 

FOR TWUE?
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[leln]

We should chip in and get him internet access.

Or do you think one Hirley0 is enough?

He claimed to be both a hermaphrodite and a leper in person.  We've seen how this goes over online.

I admit to being creeped out when he talked about his a skin condition and then tried to lend people his ring of power. Though it's weird, I was getting the "have I ever met this guy?" vibe too. Maybe it's a natural talent he has, I'm sure it's useful if that's the case.

By the way Dok, you forgot me.

[Freeky]

No really. I mean it. 

FOR TWUE?
\

For twue. It's bad form to punch your best friend in the junk, in my opinion.

Except for when it's not.

[Doktor Howl]

We should chip in and get him internet access.

Or do you think one Hirley0 is enough?

He claimed to be both a hermaphrodite and a leper in person.  We've seen how this goes over online.

I admit to being creeped out when he talked about his a skin condition and then tried to lend people his ring of power. Though it's weird, I was getting the "have I ever met this guy?" vibe too. Maybe it's a natural talent he has, I'm sure it's useful if that's the case.

By the way Dok, you forgot me.

No I didn't, you're in the other thread.

[Cainad (dec.)]

Incidentally, Dimo looks and acts like the smartass New Yorker from Band of Brothers (the one that winds up accidentally shooting himself with a Luger, although I did not witness him doing that.).

Richter, Suu, Cram, and LMNO are exactly what I've expected.  What you see here is what you get.  That's a good thing.  Except when Suu punched me in the balls at the bar.  That kind of sucked a bit.

EoC seemed very nice and calm at first, until he filled himself up with bad Belgian beer and started beating up hipsters.  Then he was amazing.

Cainad spent all his time menacing the locals and making strong men cry, so I didn't really get to know him.

Pope Tom and Nephew Twiddington were quiet, but seemed very nice.

Darth Cupcake ripped me off.  I paid her good money to kick me in the junk and she refused, citing lack of proper PPE.

Eve was also very quiet, but very nice.

Kai was a madman, but I'm not sure what he did, exactly, because he wasn't there.

Who did I miss?

You can't deny that they deserved it.

I immediately regretted not taking your advice and bringing the professor and myself down to Providence the next day, when I promptly crashed my car while on my way driving in the other direction. I shall have to allot more time for hanging out next time.

Cainad,
has learned to listen to the doctor's orders