Cow executed for seducing man for sex

[Jasper]

I just had one of those moments.  You know.  The ones where you can feel the strings tying you down to sanity just sort of snap.

I'm pretty sure everyone here gets those, sometimes.

Fuck.   What the fuck.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

I just had one of those moments.  You know.  The ones where you can feel the strings tying you down to sanity just sort of snap.

I'm pretty sure everyone here gets those, sometimes.

Fuck.   What the fuck.

Yep.

[Doktor Howl]

I just had one of those moments.  You know.  The ones where you can feel the strings tying you down to sanity just sort of snap.

I'm pretty sure everyone here gets those, sometimes.

Fuck.   What the fuck.

So far, this is really shaping up to be my kind of century.  I sort of wish I'd been born 20 years later, so I could properly enjoy more of it.

[Da6s]

I just had one of those moments.  You know.  The ones where you can feel the strings tying you down to sanity just sort of snap.

I'm pretty sure everyone here gets those, sometimes.

Fuck.   What the fuck.

So far, this is really shaping up to be my kind of century.  I sort of wish I'd been born 20 years later, so I could properly enjoy more of it.

Or 80 years too late:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mary_(elephant)

[Doktor Howl]

I just had one of those moments.  You know.  The ones where you can feel the strings tying you down to sanity just sort of snap.

I'm pretty sure everyone here gets those, sometimes.

Fuck.   What the fuck.

So far, this is really shaping up to be my kind of century.  I sort of wish I'd been born 20 years later, so I could properly enjoy more of it.

Or 80 years too late:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mary_(elephant)

EVERY CENTURY IS A PARTY.

But we have the interbutts now, which makes it easier to study all the hilarious antics and hijinks.

[Bebek Sincap Ratatosk]

I just had one of those moments.  You know.  The ones where you can feel the strings tying you down to sanity just sort of snap.

I'm pretty sure everyone here gets those, sometimes.

Fuck.   What the fuck.

So far, this is really shaping up to be my kind of century.  I sort of wish I'd been born 20 years later, so I could properly enjoy more of it.

Or 80 years too late:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mary_(elephant)

Suddenly 'Sister Mary Elephant' takes on a whole new kind of horrormirth. 

[NotPublished]

Oh my goodness a killer elephant!

Mum warned me about those!!!!

[Freeky]

Well, it's understandable.  The poor lad was 18, probably hadn't had many dates.  When you're that age you want to get as much action as you can before you are pasture prime. 

What are you talking about? That was genius!

[PopeTom]

Well, it's understandable.  The poor lad was 18, probably hadn't had many dates.  When you're that age you want to get as much action as you can before you are pasture prime. 

What are you talking about? That was genius!

I think Doc is just upset at the joke because he doesn't get teat.

[President Television]

Well, it's understandable.  The poor lad was 18, probably hadn't had many dates.  When you're that age you want to get as much action as you can before you are pasture prime. 

What are you talking about? That was genius!

I think Doc is just upset at the joke because he doesn't get teat.

This. I'd like to see him cowbell together a better one.

[PopeTom]

Well, it's understandable.  The poor lad was 18, probably hadn't had many dates.  When you're that age you want to get as much action as you can before you are pasture prime. 

What are you talking about? That was genius!

I think Doc is just upset at the joke because he doesn't get teat.

This. I'd like to see him cowbell together a better one.

If he manages it I'd gladly patty him on the back.

[President Television]

Well, it's understandable.  The poor lad was 18, probably hadn't had many dates.  When you're that age you want to get as much action as you can before you are pasture prime. 

What are you talking about? That was genius!

I think Doc is just upset at the joke because he doesn't get teat.

This. I'd like to see him cowbell together a better one.

If he manages it I'd gladly patty him on the back.

I seriously doubt that he cud.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Well, it's understandable.  The poor lad was 18, probably hadn't had many dates.  When you're that age you want to get as much action as you can before you are pasture prime. 

What are you talking about? That was genius!

I think Doc is just upset at the joke because he doesn't get teat.

This. I'd like to see him cowbell together a better one.

If he manages it I'd gladly patty him on the back.

I seriously doubt that he cud.

I Bessie could if it behooved him.

[President Television]

Well, it's understandable.  The poor lad was 18, probably hadn't had many dates.  When you're that age you want to get as much action as you can before you are pasture prime. 

What are you talking about? That was genius!

I think Doc is just upset at the joke because he doesn't get teat.

This. I'd like to see him cowbell together a better one.

If he manages it I'd gladly patty him on the back.

I seriously doubt that he cud.

I Bessie could if it behooved him.

Maybe, but I'd like to see him come up with an udder one after that.

[Bruno]

Well, it's understandable.  The poor lad was 18, probably hadn't had many dates.  When you're that age you want to get as much action as you can before you are pasture prime. 

What are you talking about? That was genius!

I think Doc is just upset at the joke because he doesn't get teat.

This. I'd like to see him cowbell together a better one.

If he manages it I'd gladly patty him on the back.

I seriously doubt that he cud.

I Bessie could if it behooved him.

Maybe, but I'd like to see him come up with an udder one after that.

He might have to ruminate on it for a while, but I'm sure he'd come up with something offal.