Just finished the script for the first installment of the next comic series

[LMNO]

No worries, just wanted to make sure all the connections were working.

[AFK]

If it helps, there is a state police barracks in Alfred, Maine.  And Alfred, Maine is a pretty weird fucking town.  Unless of course you are making up a town. 

[Doktor Howl]

If it helps, there is a state police barracks in Alfred, Maine.  And Alfred, Maine is a pretty weird fucking town. 

Actually, I'm trying to make it in a sort of "Anytown, Maine".

[AFK]

Ah, gotcha. 

[Doktor Howl]

Ah, gotcha. 

Well, my hope is that someone will try to find the areas I describe, and maybe instead find even weirder shit.

There's got to be a reason, after all, that some parts of the Eastern seaboard are almost empty, while points West are crowded.