Total Madness

[Doktor Howl]

If certain puritannical standards about sex are the issue then why didn't you say that in the first place?  BY choosing the most provocative and contraversial aspect of this to talk about, you are obscuring your message under rightful attacks on an idiotic idea.

I know. You're right. I'm new to this type of thing. And it was an IDEA, yeah. Not reflective of my personal desires. Maybe I came here to present ideas to a board of critics to help me pick them apart. I think that sounds pretty cool. A refinement of worldview. So okay, I'm grateful, and I'm probably going to come across as an asshole again as we go along, but if you people will help me through retarded mistakes, I feel I could grow, as a mind.

"SORRY I IGNORED YOUR DISGUST AND OBVIOUS SCORN THE LAST 3 TIMES I SAID THIS SHIT.  I'M NEW AT TALKING TO PEOPLE, YOU SEE."

This is a blatant fucking troll.  My money says Uncle BadTouch has a new IP addie.

[Doktor Howl]

I'm trying as hard as I can not to offend people. You however have been shitting on my head since I got here.

Actually, I took some time out of my day to talk to you in PM, to try to help you out.

You came back and posted the exact same shit, with a few dingleberries added.

You got me, dude.  Score one for you.

Fucking troll.

[Doktor Howl]

Sorry I fucked this up. I thought I would fit in here, but I don't.

Is there any way to delete this account?

Nope.  We don't do that.

But you could erase it from your favorites.

[Nast]

Why do people always think it's about "fitting in"? It's more like knowing when to accept advice when it's offered rather than continuing the defensive or backpedaling.

[Doktor Howl]

Why do people always think it's about "fitting in"? It's more like knowing when to accept advice when it's offered rather than continuing the defensive or backpedaling.

That's not how I see this particular situation.  He came in babbling about jacking off in public, etc, and wasn't received well (as intented, I think).  I spent an hour or more with him in PM a day or so ago, and then he followed up with more and more of the same.

He's either a troll, or a candidate for Uncle BadTouch's crew.  Or he is a member of Uncle BadTouch's crew.

[Doktor Howl]

Okay. I'm out.

I doubt that.

But I see you're erasing your posts, so maybe I'm wrong.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Sorry I fucked this up. I thought I would fit in here, but I don't.

Is there any way to delete this account?

You thought we were a bunch of would-be public masturbators? 

[Freeky]

What a creep this guy was, and thick to boot.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

What a creep this guy was, and thick to boot.

The first time, I could get, like, "ok, I used a shite metaphor" But damn. 3 times. Fixation. Or troll. My guess is a little of both.

[BadBeast]

In the spirit of fair play, there was no need to delete all his own posts like that!  Now those of us who got here late (Me) got nothing to chew on!  Pissflaps!
   Oh!  Except the OP.

[BadBeast]

When I get in these moods I feel like if I were in public I'd just start jacking off. Consider it a case of civil disobedience. 
Hi my name is Jack and I'm a psychoholic. bit of a Wrongcock.

"Or kill me."

Legality aside, the thing that stops you acting this out, is the fact that there are consequences to behaviour like this. Consequences that (quite rightly) include the fairly likely probability of getting strung up from the nearest lamp post,  By narrow minded bigots who dare not  think outside the box an outraged mob of horrified people who realise this behaviour needs to be vigorously discouraged.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

In the spirit of fair play, there was no need to delete all his own posts like that!  Now those of us who got here late (Me) got nothing to chew on!  Pissflaps!
   Oh!  Except the OP.

Yeah, that was lame. Maybe he wants the full 49 posts back before we judge him accordingly.

That was in poor taste. If he was still around I was going to suggest he try yet again without making any references to the use of genitals at all, regardless of venue, since he can't seem to get that part right. But looks like I didn't have to bother. Sorry you missed it man. You can get some slim pickings from quoted responses.

[BadBeast]

Yeah, but it's not the same as fresh, run down, still twitching prey, is it?
How the Hell am I supposed to "Sparkle in the Sunlight" properly now?  

[Triple Zero]

I havent got the joy of reading the entire thread, but, OP gives a good case of:

http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/NietzscheWannabe

ETA: eh

Attn Everybody: Stop posting tvtropes links - I can't clikc one of those fucking things without getting lost for hours on that fucking site 

On a side note somebody should do a "pdtropes" version

Use your adblocker or something to block the tvtropes.org domain.

[Triple Zero]

When we say someone came up with a completely 'mad scheme', we mean that their plan is documented in the DSM-IV.

I tried looking them up in the new DSM-V, but it seems they dropped some mad beats.



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