Maybe youth really is wasted on the young.

[Jenne]

you people are over reacting. its not even your nose

Nah.  I don't think so.  I think we are reacting properly, Fred.  I don't mean to diss your moms, but she was wrong to even joke about it.  As a mom, you're supposed to think your child is beautiful, even if you're truly as fugly as fuck.

But since you 100% are NOT and totally the opposite of that...well, it's an even deeper crime against humanity.  Your nose is perfect. 

I'm not gonna go on and on about women, self esteem, body image, etc.  How I was an anorexic and bulimic, etc...but suffice it to say that yeah, you're gorgeous, and accept no substitute theories.  Bar none.

[President Television]

you people are over reacting. its not even your nose

Nah.  I don't think so.  I think we are reacting properly, Fred.  I don't mean to diss your moms, but she was wrong to even joke about it.  As a mom, you're supposed to think your child is beautiful, even if you're truly as fugly as fuck.

But since you 100% are NOT and totally the opposite of that...well, it's an even deeper crime against humanity.  Your nose is perfect. 

I'm not gonna go on and on about women, self esteem, body image, etc.  How I was an anorexic and bulimic, etc...but suffice it to say that yeah, you're gorgeous, and accept no substitute theories.  Bar none.

FUCKING THIS.

You don't need a nose job, end of story. Plastic surgery is for the hideously malformed and disfigured, and unless you've been in some kind of horrible accident since your last Spagbook post, you fall into neither category. You have a beautiful face. It doesn't need improvement.

[East Coast Hustle]

my mom thinks i should get a nose job

Dude, I've seen you IRL. Out of the legions of PDites I've met, you're probably the most physically attractive.

Some people are rendered more attractive by what kind of a person they are but you....you are a monster. Seriously, that bartender was just trying to check your ID. Now he's hooked up to hoses hoping that someone dies on a motorcycle without damaging their kidneys. And the drunk townie lady the next booth over? What was that all about? She asked you if you had a lighter and you just stated screaming 'EYE FOR AN EYE! EYE FOR AN EYE!" over and over and took her left eye out with a cocktail umbrella. I've witnessed some horrific acts in my time and even a hardened ruffian such as myself was shocked and nauseated by the display of brutality and senseless cruelty that you seemed to think of as just another tuesday night. A civilized society such as ours has no place in it for a bloodthirsty demon such as yourself.


I hope you're free next time I swing through.

[Triple Zero]

FRED!! I like your nose! And I haven't met you IRL, but I 169% agree with ECH about hottest girl on PD

and, what's up with your mom? I remember a few years ago her going on about you being fat And now a nosejob? Can't she mind her own business and not make her gorgeous daughter feel insecure?

[Dysfunctional Cunt]

Fred:

1) Take money for nose job from mom
2) Wear bandage over your nose for a while
3) After the bandage comes off, insist that the doctor said he "did all he could without going to extreme measures" or some such bullshit
4) Use money to buy booze and shoes

THIS is my favorite!!!

You don't need a nose job!!!

HOWEVER........ 30 grand goes towards a lot of booze and shoes! 

[LMNO]

I think the entire PD collective approves of the Cainad Solution.

I'm still trying to figure out what your mom thinks is 'wrong' with your nose. 

[AFK]

Or you could donate the money to me to pay for the procedures my wife wants.  (which she doesn't need either)

[Doktor Howl]

you people are over reacting. its not even your nose

But I am a Doktor.

[Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ]

Some people are rendered more attractive by what kind of a person they are but you....you are a monster. Seriously, that bartender was just trying to check your ID. Now he's hooked up to hoses hoping that someone dies on a motorcycle without damaging their kidneys. And the drunk townie lady the next booth over? What was that all about? She asked you if you had a lighter and you just stated screaming 'EYE FOR AN EYE! EYE FOR AN EYE!" over and over and took her left eye out with a cocktail umbrella. I've witnessed some horrific acts in my time and even a hardened ruffian such as myself was shocked and nauseated by the display of brutality and senseless cruelty that you seemed to think of as just another tuesday night. A civilized society such as ours has no place in it for a bloodthirsty demon such as yourself.


I hope you're free next time I swing through.

they had it coming

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

my mom thinks i should get a nose job

WHAAAAAAAT

OK, speaking as a mother... what kind of mom tells their kid they should have plastic surgery?

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

to have a more attractive nose duh!  which is probably in the plan of getting me boyfriends and grandkids or whatever it is mothers want.
id get a nose job if she payed for it  theres only a small chance of it going horribly horribly wrong right 

OK WAIT WAIT WAIT.

"A more attractive nose"???

What about your nose IS NOT ALREADY TOTALLY ATTRACTIVE?

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Fred:

1) Take money for nose job from mom
2) Wear bandage over your nose for a while
3) After the bandage comes off, insist that the doctor said he "did all he could without going to extreme measures" or some such bullshit
4) Use money to buy booze and shoes

This.

[-Kel-]

Fred:

1) Take money for nose job from mom
2) Wear bandage over your nose for a while
3) After the bandage comes off, insist that the doctor said he "did all he could without going to extreme measures" or some such bullshit
4) Use money to buy booze and shoes

use the money to go on vacation!

[PopeTom]

Again with the injecting of deadly toxins! Into children this time!

Oh, I get it, it's to beat the Chinese at something.

I can't understand the obsessive drive to stay 16 forever.

Being able to physically stay 16-18 y/o up to the point you die would be awesome. 

The problem is these people only seem to care about staying cosmetically 16-18 years old.  Which is a whole different story.

[Doktor Howl]

Again with the injecting of deadly toxins! Into children this time!

Oh, I get it, it's to beat the Chinese at something.

I can't understand the obsessive drive to stay 16 forever.

Being able to physically stay 16-18 y/o up to the point you die would be awesome. 

Speak for yourself.

Dok,
Is looking forward to incontinence.