HAPPY FORF OF JULEE!

[Suu]

Now go blow shit up, America!!

[NWC]

My evening plans: Team America: World Police

The only other Americans I know here had a baby this morning, so I don't think they're up for blowing things up with me.

[Suu]

I have to work.

And it's not like I'm working during the day, no. I'm working 6pm to 2am. 

The first year in which fireworks are finally legal in RI, and I can't show of my mad Florida pyrotechnic skills. Ugh.

[Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ]

My family celebrated yesterday cause people worked today
it was amusing

there was a large bowl of bugle snacks


Uncle: Raises bugle to lips
Fred: Raises bugle to lips
Cousins 1-4: raise bugles to lips
BRRZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

[Sir Squid Diddimus]

HAHA!! That's cute

Now go blow shit up, America!!

Yes. Oh yes.

[Freeky]

Illegal as fuck in Tucson. Can't even buy them in Arizona.

If I had the gas, I'd go over to New Mexico and get some, like everyone else.

[Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ]

we buy ours in indiana and then explode them on my aunts farm where theres no police ANYWHERE EVER

[Suu]

They had to legalize them here. Too many people would go to Connecticut to get them factory-direct from Cat, or worse, go to New Hampshire and get the really GOOD stuff since there's no damn laws up there whatsoever.

So RI compromised, you can get bottle rockets, roman candles, and other non-mortar projectiles here as well as firecrackers, but no dynamite derivatives, so you still have to go to NH to get M-80s. That puts us one up on CT, since nothing can get launched and they can't get firecrackers.

We have you surrounded, Massachusetts. ASSIMILATE.

[Jasper]

Happy explosions day!

Today's experiment is to see how much fun (in the form of booze and explosives) can be got with 20 bucks.

I project that the difficulty will be in deciding on the optimal ratio of beer to explosives.  How much explosives will I need?  How drunk do I want to be while handling them? 

This will require some serious thought.

[Iason Ouabache]

My family celebrated yesterday cause people worked today
it was amusing

there was a large bowl of bugle snacks


Uncle: Raises bugle to lips
Fred: Raises bugle to lips
Cousins 1-4: raise bugles to lips
BRRZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

My evening plans: Team America: World Police

The only other Americans I know here had a baby this morning, so I don't think they're up for blowing things up with me.

Strap an M-80 to the placenta like a good American!!!

[Bruno]

I have to work.

And it's not like I'm working during the day, no. I'm working 6pm to 2am. 

The first year in which fireworks are finally legal in RI, and I can't show of my mad Florida pyrotechnic skills. Ugh.

D'aww. Oh well, the 5th is blow shit up day, anyhoo. Around here, at least.

The fireworks vendors mark all their leftover shit down to half price or less to get rid of it. Tennessee has to have some of the most liberal fireworks laws in the country. We have 6" wide mortars, M-80's, you name it. As far as I know, you don't even have to be 18 to buy it.

We had two year-round stores here in town that sold just fireworks, but a couple of years ago, one of them 'sploded.

[Eater of Clowns]

I am working, so happy Independence Day from the INS Immigration Detention Center.

[Suu]

PATRIOTISMS. I HAS THEM.





OFUK BRONZER FAIL.

[Jasper]

AAGH  Hahaha!! 

The second photo snuck up on me. 

[Cainad (dec.)]

I am spending the evening, alone, boozeless, vehicle-less, and out of view of any fireworks.



at least there's some chocolate in the fridge. Wheeee...