Prank ideas

[Freeky]

ITT, Nigel does Tucson's work and brings the Weird back to Mr.Language.

I have some photos, Nigel! Please to PM address?

[Chairman Risus]

From the Office of the Bandarlog Society
Nigel-
I'll try to contribute. You haven't changed addresses?
Risus

[Doktor Howl]

You could also put him on the mailing list.

My head is currently a very filthy birdcage.  The results would be horrifying.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

OMG OMG OMG

This is going to be AWESOME! I will PM you his address. 

Also, you guys, how hilarious will it be to plant horrible pictures of his hometown in his house? This is going to be GREAT!

[Doktor Howl]

OMG OMG OMG

This is going to be AWESOME! I will PM you his address. 

Also, you guys, how hilarious will it be to plant horrible pictures of his hometown in his house? This is going to be GREAT!

Fuck the usual order.  I'm writing that letter tomorrow afternoon.   

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

OMG OMG OMG

This is going to be AWESOME! I will PM you his address. 

Also, you guys, how hilarious will it be to plant horrible pictures of his hometown in his house? This is going to be GREAT!

Fuck the usual order.  I'm writing that letter tomorrow afternoon.   

Oh shit... this is going to be amazing, isn't it?  Luckily, he already has a good therapist.

[Doktor Howl]

OMG OMG OMG

This is going to be AWESOME! I will PM you his address. 

Also, you guys, how hilarious will it be to plant horrible pictures of his hometown in his house? This is going to be GREAT!

Fuck the usual order.  I'm writing that letter tomorrow afternoon.   

Oh shit... this is going to be amazing, isn't it?  Luckily, he already has a good therapist.

He's going to need it.  2 pager, being formulated as we speak.

It would be funnier if you don't warn him.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

OMG OMG OMG

This is going to be AWESOME! I will PM you his address. 

Also, you guys, how hilarious will it be to plant horrible pictures of his hometown in his house? This is going to be GREAT!

Fuck the usual order.  I'm writing that letter tomorrow afternoon.   

Oh shit... this is going to be amazing, isn't it?  Luckily, he already has a good therapist.

He's going to need it.  2 pager, being formulated as we speak.

It would be funnier if you don't warn him.

Oh, he will receive no warning. 

[Cramulus]

[Rumckle]

Hmm, I may be able to get you some Aussie photos, I'll see what I can dig up.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Rad!

[Doktor Howl]

Will mail the letter tomorrow morning, and will take horrible pics of Tucson this Sunday.

[Sir Squid Diddimus]

I'm really anal, so I have probably every receipt I've gotten in the last few weeks, want me to start mailing them to you for you to leave around the house?

How can you get rid of receipts!! I have a drawer of receipts that go back to who knows when.

Also- this thread is awesome. if i can find shit to send you, (photos of my town, weird orlando shit) i will.

[Doktor Howl]

Horrible mail sent.  Mr Language should receive it Tuesday or Wednesday. 

Disposable camera purchased.  Pics to follow in one week.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Oh my god fucking YES! Holy shit you guys.

Either he will fall madly in love, or he will run in terror, or he will turn out to have been a spore of Tucson all along, sent to Portland to find me and bring me "home".