ATTN RICHTER: 2 THINGS

[Freeky]

1: YOUR AVATAR IS AMAZING. I LOVE YOU.


2: Does it need to be an axe specifically when slaughtering in Khorne's name, or will any weapon that will make a sufficient mess and one is proficient with do?

[Richter]

1: Thank you!  The Count is next on my list too.  (I'm trying not to let him fall into "Count Bleh" from "greg the Bunny")

2:  The big thing when spilling blood in the Blood God's name is NOT to use sorcery.  It must be done with a weapon, preferably a melee weapon.  The closer you are to being in their face displaying martial skill and superiority, the better.  (So while sniper rifles and cruise missiles aren't explicitly OUT, they're not exactly in the spirit of the fun either.)  Axes ARE traditional, effective too if used right, but it's more a flavor thing.  Swords, spears, flails, etc., are fine also.  Khorne's personal weapon IS a sword. 

Again, as is a common Discordian sentiment with faith, do whatever works for you, and whatever makes you feel justified in that faith.  Your meathammer even, vigorously applied, is jsut as valid, but may take a few dozen more blows.

[Doktor Howl]

GUARD YOUR VIRTUE, RICHTER!  MISTRESS FREEKY DESTROYS MEN WITH CASUAL DISDAIN!

[Cramulus]

BUTTS FOR THE BUTT GOD
BALLS FOR HIS BALL THRONE

[Freeky]

GUARD YOUR VIRTUE, RICHTER!  MISTRESS FREEKY DESTROYS MEN WITH CASUAL DISDAIN!

Shoosh, you...



Richter, thanks for the explanation. I think my Meathammah will do nicely, particularly if I use the poky side.

[Jasper]

As much as I avoid understanding Khorne, I think the point is that as much blood is shed (the enemy's or otherwise) as possible, while thinking as little as possible.  Hence, sorcery and most long range guns are out.

[Richter]

No one says you can't THINK, just that your focus be entirely on the shedding of blood and the taking of heads.  Understanding is easy.  Fight.  Take joy in the battle, revel in your martial skill as you strike down your foes, and stride on to the next victim.  It doesn't matter if you kill or all killed.  It all honors Khorne.  (I went through an SCA tourney with this attitude.  Loads of fun.)

Just don't get caught up in the pleasure of inflicting pain, that's Slaneesh's thing.   

[Jasper]

Further research will be required.  Intensive testing.  Very scientifical.

[Richter]

GUARD YOUR VIRTUE, RICHTER!  MISTRESS FREEKY DESTROYS MEN WITH CASUAL DISDAIN!

We should all take care.  Leln has almost razed cities to defend my virtue in the past.  This may end in hillarity.

[leln]

GUARD YOUR VIRTUE, RICHTER!  MISTRESS FREEKY DESTROYS MEN WITH CASUAL DISDAIN!

We should all take care.  Leln has almost razed cities to defend my virtue in the past.  This may end in hillarity.

Hey, my rule is that your virtue is your own problem unless external factors have muddled your ability to protect it. If I feel that's the case, I'll step in. Freeky, if you care to discuss dowry for my brother feel free to PM me. Though I should warn you, the next woman who breaks his heart or ends the relationship in a melodramatic fashion is going to pay wergild. Threshing sanity for baking purposes ought to be a fun hobby, right?

[Freeky]

GUARD YOUR VIRTUE, RICHTER!  MISTRESS FREEKY DESTROYS MEN WITH CASUAL DISDAIN!

We should all take care.  Leln has almost razed cities to defend my virtue in the past.  This may end in hillarity.

Hey, my rule is that your virtue is your own problem unless external factors have muddled your ability to protect it. If I feel that's the case, I'll step in. Freeky, if you care to discuss dowry for my brother feel free to PM me. Though I should warn you, the next woman who breaks his heart or ends the relationship in a melodramatic fashion is going to pay wergild. Threshing sanity for baking purposes ought to be a fun hobby, right?

Um, yay?

[Freeky]

Every time I hear this phrase, I think of you, Richter.

[Richter]

 

[Kai]

I think it's kinda interesting and weird how people around here are gravitating towards warhammer 40k mythos recently.

[Freeky]

What's funny is I've never played Warhammer 40k. I just think the whole "Blood for the Blood God, Skulls for his Skull throne" and the related ham god bits are awesome and funny.