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Started by Lies, July 21, 2010, 11:12:49 AM

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July 21, 2010, 11:12:49 AM
Burn the Koran day... Yay for fanatical christians praying for the end times.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Tf9M9HRMWk

Apparently, you don't have to believe in god to be a christian, you just have to be "christlike".

Cus book burnings, yeah, THAT'S what Jesus would do.
- So the New World Order does not actually exist?
- Oh it exists, and how!
Ask the slaves whose labour built the White House;
Ask the slaves of today tied down to sweatshops and brothels to escape hunger;
Ask most women, second class citizens, in a pervasive rape culture;
Ask the non-human creatures who inhabit the planet:
whales, bears, frogs, tuna, bees, slaughtered farm animals;
Ask the natives of the Americas and Australia on whose land
you live today, on whose graves your factories, farms and neighbourhoods stand;
ask any of them this, ask them if the New World Order is true;
they'll tell you plainly: the New World Order... is you!

Adios

#1
July 21, 2010, 03:03:21 PM
That mans elevator doesn't go all the way to the top.

Cain

#2
July 21, 2010, 03:04:36 PM
Quote from: Lysergic on July 21, 2010, 11:12:49 AM
Cus book burnings, yeah, THAT'S what Jesus would do.

He'd at least chuck the readers out of the library first.

Cain

#3
July 21, 2010, 03:06:09 PM
As an aside, I have no problems with someone burning the Koran per se...but to do it in favour of another book of religious bigotry, fantastic racism, sexism and generally insanity would suggest a slight problem with cognitive dissonance (compare re: Iraqi unionists burning the Koran in the 60s in favour of secularism).

Freeky

#4
July 21, 2010, 04:04:30 PM
Quote from: Cain on July 21, 2010, 03:04:36 PM
Quote from: Lysergic on July 21, 2010, 11:12:49 AM
Cus book burnings, yeah, THAT'S what Jesus would do.

He'd at least chuck the readers out of the library first.

I thought this was going to be a Chuck Norris joke first.

Lies

#5
July 21, 2010, 04:49:56 PM
Quote from: Cain on July 21, 2010, 03:06:09 PM
As an aside, I have no problems with someone burning the Koran per se...but to do it in favour of another book of religious bigotry, fantastic racism, sexism and generally insanity would suggest a slight problem with cognitive dissonance (compare re: Iraqi unionists burning the Koran in the 60s in favour of secularism).

Yeah, I have no problem really with burning the Koran, but, yeah, everything you said.
- So the New World Order does not actually exist?
- Oh it exists, and how!
Ask the slaves whose labour built the White House;
Ask the slaves of today tied down to sweatshops and brothels to escape hunger;
Ask most women, second class citizens, in a pervasive rape culture;
Ask the non-human creatures who inhabit the planet:
whales, bears, frogs, tuna, bees, slaughtered farm animals;
Ask the natives of the Americas and Australia on whose land
you live today, on whose graves your factories, farms and neighbourhoods stand;
ask any of them this, ask them if the New World Order is true;
they'll tell you plainly: the New World Order... is you!

Jasper

#6
July 21, 2010, 05:43:15 PM
The guy, responding to a muslim in the comments:

"We show a tremendous love for every Muslim when we preach against Islam, because we do it to save them from hell. So, the things I am doing is showing love. "

I want to see how he likes it if his church gets "loved" to the ground.

Suu

#7
July 21, 2010, 05:44:21 PM
wat
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Dimocritus

#8
July 24, 2010, 12:45:28 AM
Quote from: Sigmatic on July 21, 2010, 05:43:15 PM
I want to see how he likes it if his church gets "loved" to the ground.

:lulz: :lulz: :lulz:

We should have a Discordian book burning where we pitch copies of the PD and BIP in the flames.

"We're saving ourselves from ourselves!"
Episkopos of GABCab ~ "caecus plumbum caecus"

Nephew Twiddleton

#9
July 24, 2010, 01:34:30 AM
Quote from: dimo on July 24, 2010, 12:45:28 AM
Quote from: Sigmatic on July 21, 2010, 05:43:15 PM
I want to see how he likes it if his church gets "loved" to the ground.

:lulz: :lulz: :lulz:

We should have a Discordian book burning where we pitch copies of the PD and BIP in the flames.

"We're saving ourselves from ourselves!"

Hmmm...
Actually I kinda like that idea. It would definitely  :jabroni:
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#10
July 24, 2010, 06:02:03 AM
Quote from: dimo on July 24, 2010, 12:45:28 AM
Quote from: Sigmatic on July 21, 2010, 05:43:15 PM
I want to see how he likes it if his church gets "loved" to the ground.

:lulz: :lulz: :lulz:

We should have a Discordian book burning where we pitch copies of the PD and BIP in the flames.

"We're saving ourselves from ourselves!"
Last year a Christian church had a book burning where they tossed some bibles on the fire since they weren't the correct version.

http://rawstory.com/2009/10/n-c-church-to-burn-satans-books-including-works-of-mother-theresa/
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#11
July 24, 2010, 02:06:04 PM
I just don't understand humans somedays.  Okay most days. 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Lies

#12
July 24, 2010, 02:29:10 PM
In regards to burning our own books, I think it's brilliant, and reminds me of the story of the zen monk, who studied zen for many years, and upon reaching his enlightenment, went and burned all his books...
- So the New World Order does not actually exist?
- Oh it exists, and how!
Ask the slaves whose labour built the White House;
Ask the slaves of today tied down to sweatshops and brothels to escape hunger;
Ask most women, second class citizens, in a pervasive rape culture;
Ask the non-human creatures who inhabit the planet:
whales, bears, frogs, tuna, bees, slaughtered farm animals;
Ask the natives of the Americas and Australia on whose land
you live today, on whose graves your factories, farms and neighbourhoods stand;
ask any of them this, ask them if the New World Order is true;
they'll tell you plainly: the New World Order... is you!

Dimocritus

#13
July 24, 2010, 04:42:22 PM
We should just burn digital copies onto cd's then burn the cd's.
Episkopos of GABCab ~ "caecus plumbum caecus"

Freeky

#14
July 24, 2010, 05:34:11 PM
Quote from: dimo on July 24, 2010, 04:42:22 PM
We should just burn digital copies onto cd's

*I'm copying the PD onto a disc*
Mom: What are you doing?
Me: I'M BURNING THE PRINCIPIA DISCORDIA TO SAVE ME FROM MYSELF!!
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