Post your "American Moments" here.

[Zyzyx]

Clubbing followed by Taco Bell

That seems fairly reasonable to me.  Clubbing is hard work, food is required afterward. 

The American part is Taco Bell. Gringo-fied Mexican food with giant serving sizes for ridiculously fucking cheap.


Today, I had an orientation (which I bailed on, because the place is shady). The lady giving it gave us rule lists which were absurdly draconian and horribly misspelled, and she was morbidly obese. Her fat pooled around her hips in one smooth roll, which dangled five inches below her hip bones (or where I can only guess they are). There was a dimple in the front of her jeans, a good three inches below where her hips must be, which I believe to be where her belly button. When she passed me, she smelled of fried food.

Oh sweet Strife, I know what you mean. I'll see people in restaurants like that and immediately think, "BOOMER!" There's one guy who frequents a pan-Asian buffet which I occasionally visit. His neck blubber is so voluminous that it drapes well over his neck and almost down to his nipples. It's kind of incredible. He's got well-trimmed facial hair, to his credit.

Being in Louisiana I see more than my share of them. Second-fattest state in the Union ftw. First-fattest state is Mississippi, and it fits right in with our unofficial state motto - "At least we're not Mississippi!"

[Juana]

Clubbing followed by Taco Bell

That seems fairly reasonable to me.  Clubbing is hard work, food is required afterward. 

The American part is Taco Bell. Gringo-fied Mexican food with giant serving sizes for ridiculously fucking cheap.


Today, I had an orientation (which I bailed on, because the place is shady). The lady giving it gave us rule lists which were absurdly draconian and horribly misspelled, and she was morbidly obese. Her fat pooled around her hips in one smooth roll, which dangled five inches below her hip bones (or where I can only guess they are). There was a dimple in the front of her jeans, a good three inches below where her hips must be, which I believe to be where her belly button. When she passed me, she smelled of fried food.

[Kurt Christ]

Clubbing followed by Taco Bell

That seems fairly reasonable to me.  Clubbing is hard work, food is required afterward. 

The American part is Taco Bell. Gringo-fied Mexican food with giant serving sizes for ridiculously fucking cheap.


Today, I had an orientation (which I bailed on, because the place is shady). The lady giving it gave us rule lists which were absurdly draconian and horribly misspelled, and she was morbidly obese. Her fat pooled around her hips in one smooth roll, which dangled five inches below her hip bones (or where I can only guess they are). There was a dimple in the front of her jeans, a good three inches below where her hips must be, which I believe to be where her belly button. When she passed me, she smelled of fried food.

Oh sweet Strife, I know what you mean. I'll see people in restaurants like that and immediately think, "BOOMER!" There's one guy who frequents a pan-Asian buffet which I occasionally visit. His neck blubber is so voluminous that it drapes well over his neck and almost down to his nipples. It's kind of incredible. He's got well-trimmed facial hair, to his credit.

Being in Louisiana I see more than my share of them. Second-fattest state in the Union ftw. First-fattest state is Mississippi, and it fits right in with our unofficial state motto - "At least we're not Mississippi!"

We say that quite a bit in Alabama, too.

[Cain]

Clubbing followed by Taco Bell

That seems fairly reasonable to me.  Clubbing is hard work, food is required afterward. 

The American part is Taco Bell. Gringo-fied Mexican food with giant serving sizes for ridiculously fucking cheap.

There is actually a Taco Bell in Interlaken.  A Hooters, too.  I don't know why.  Watching people with German accents try to order Mexican-named food is very amusing, however.  Also, for Switzerland, almost affordable.

[Juana]

Clubbing followed by Taco Bell

That seems fairly reasonable to me.  Clubbing is hard work, food is required afterward. 

The American part is Taco Bell. Gringo-fied Mexican food with giant serving sizes for ridiculously fucking cheap.

There is actually a Taco Bell in Interlaken.  A Hooters, too.  I don't know why.  Watching people with German accents try to order Mexican-named food is very amusing, however.  Also, for Switzerland, almost affordable.

That does sound fun. Better than listening to bros and their terrible pronunciation by far.

[Sir Fronkensteen, The Hawk]

Puppet:

I 've been using internet since '95. I was a mirc-aholic.
My being in Greece is the easiest to be prooven. Find someone to help you dns my ip; I'll send you a blank email should that suits you best in order to retrieve it. I've been to many places, not yet the states..
Lets see.. what else..
Maybe you have been reading someone else's posts? I never talk bad unless provoked.
Then again, I'm not the *attention whore* (pardon my french, but it does interprets *exactly* what I mean) the past 2(?) hours.. Allthough I must admit that it IS fun.. I haven't loughed that hard for months .. Lets keep it on
Troll? Maybe
Poor? Naaah
Liar? Well, as I said in my introduction "It's up to you to find out whether the above are true".. But then again, some people read the last pages because they think they know the murderer..
"She"?? lol..

Lets give a brief resume here.. I got provoked in a post, 'asked' to introduce' myself.. You decided to bully me under the 'newbie' umbrella.. You have been answered (most efficient I may add), and then, right before you lost your pants the was Earthbound Spirit that asked you to lay off. WHAT A GREAT OPPORTUNITY to regain your ego! And then, naturally, you get the helpers! "I too had aunt that had a pimple on her nose and she liked marshmellows!!!! She has the SAME pimple! SHE ATE THE CANDY!!".. And then.. of course.. you get to be the great hero who run into the village to save it from the flood...

Let me give you a piece of advise .. When you envy THAT much mods/admins/whomever, it only makes you seem even less than what you think of yourself.. I think you are pretty immature... Please DONT be underaged.. It would spoil all the fun..

Never the less please feel free to elaborate. I really dont like the work I'm supposed to do tonight..

Amber Hawkmij: Isn't this an Americanized phrase as well?

I mean..do people in Greece say:

"Συγχώρηση γαλλικά μου" All the time?


Dok:

Yep, she's a liar.

Puppet:

Actually we do

If you deside to look it up, you'll find out that the root to that phrase is due to the 'sence' France had for people.. Erotic and pretty much *kinky* if you know what I mean

The actuall phrase is 'Συγχώρα μου τα Γαλλικά', or a phrase I like best 'Σχώρνα μου τα Γαλλικά μανίτσα μου..'

Dok:

No freaking way did you just misspell "Sense" because of a language difficulty. 

Nice try, Okie.

Puppet is a troll/mod puppet on the TCC. Or so we wholeheartedly believe.

What an american.

[Jenne]

[AFK]

The foundation looks a little shaky. 

[Adios]

OMG!!! 

[Sir Squid Diddimus]

Would that be Clermont.... Florida??

[Jenne]

I'da put it in that Florida thread TTM started, but I didn't know it was Flor-eye-da...

[Freeky]

I got this box of juice in mah fridge.

"Orange strawberry pineapple!

A blend of four juices and other natural flavors from concentrate"


Let me highlight those points again, just so you know it's not a typo.

ORANGE STRAWBERRY PINEAPPLE JUICE

A BLEND OF FOUR JUICES.

[Sir Squid Diddimus]

 

[Jenne]

  Guess there's a s00per sekr3t mystery juice in there somewhere?

[Nast]

I bet it's apple juice.

They'll never fess up to it though.