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Started by AFK, June 03, 2010, 07:48:51 PM

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#45
July 26, 2010, 07:29:14 PM
The dairy deliveryman pint for a better career. 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

AFK

#46
July 26, 2010, 07:32:24 PM
The young ram's parents had to put a parental block on the computer because he was spending way too much time on EweTube. 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

AFK

#47
July 26, 2010, 07:37:09 PM
What are historians' favorite kind of jokes?

Yore Mama
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Jenne

#48
July 26, 2010, 09:31:38 PM
There's a special kind of hell for those of us who view this thread and laugh nonstop, isn't there?

Not that I care--I hear Heaven's really boring, anyway.

Freeky

#49
July 26, 2010, 10:12:54 PM
Quote from: Jenne on July 26, 2010, 09:31:38 PM
There's a special kind of hell for those of us who view this thread and laugh nonstop, isn't there?

Not that I care--I hear Heaven's really boring, anyway.



This, this, a thousand times this!

AFK

#50
July 27, 2010, 10:59:10 AM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky, HRN on July 26, 2010, 10:12:54 PM
Quote from: Jenne on July 26, 2010, 09:31:38 PM
There's a special kind of hell for those of us who view this thread and laugh nonstop, isn't there?

Not that I care--I hear Heaven's really boring, anyway.



This, this, a thousand times this!

I dunno, I suspect that Jesus was probably a punner too.  I mean fuck, with all the floods and death and shit, someone needed to bring a little comedy now and again, right? 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

AFK

#51
July 27, 2010, 01:53:33 PM
Stan quit his job at the hosiery factory because he was tired of all the leg work. 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Apikoros II

#52
July 27, 2010, 09:36:58 PM
This guy I know lost his left leg and left arm in a car accident. Don't worry. He was all right.

This Littler Person Psychic I know escaped from prison. He was a short medium at large.
I also believe that everything is false, even that statement and the one above it. Also, when you look into the abyss the abyss looks into you. Heck, the abyss sometimes winks and once it gave me the finger.

AFK

#53
July 28, 2010, 01:22:10 PM
The tea party is just a gigantic Dick Army. 

Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Apikoros II

#54
July 28, 2010, 07:48:21 PM
My hands smelled liked crap all day. Then I realized, I kneaded a shit
I also believe that everything is false, even that statement and the one above it. Also, when you look into the abyss the abyss looks into you. Heck, the abyss sometimes winks and once it gave me the finger.

Iason Ouabache

#55
July 29, 2010, 11:40:05 AM
You cannot fathom the immensity of the fuck i do not give.
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BadBeast

#57
July 29, 2010, 04:44:59 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on July 28, 2010, 01:22:10 PM
The tea party is just a gigantic Dick Army. 


Do they all have gigantic dicks?
"We need a plane for Bombing, Strafing, Assault and Battery, Interception, Ground Support, and Reconaissance,
NOT JUST A "FAIR WEATHER FIGHTER"!

"I kinda like him. It's like he sees inside my soul" ~ Nigel


Whoever puts their hand on me to govern me, is a usurper, and a tyrant, and I declare them my enemy!

"And when the clouds obscure the moon, and normal service is resumed. It wont. Mean. A. Thing"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpkCJDYxH-4

AFK

#58
July 29, 2010, 04:53:23 PM
Quote from: Jenne on July 29, 2010, 04:42:07 PM


:lulz:  I love Finnish puns. 

Of course, if it were me, and I had any ability to draw, I would make the guy on the right look like the lead singer of H.I.M.
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

AFK

#59
August 25, 2010, 05:08:45 PM
"Hey Waiter!  What's this fly doing in my soup?"

"Running a broth-el?"
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.
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