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Started by Doktor Howl, August 05, 2010, 01:56:28 AM

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Doktor Howl

August 05, 2010, 01:56:28 AM
Molon Lube

Kurt Christ

#1
August 05, 2010, 02:01:06 AM
Ha, I was surprised that I remembered the last time we had a thread about them.
http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=15408.0

Since you're posting this in Apple Talk, I take it you don't want to attempt a troll?
EDIT: Just went over old thread, saw that they require references to join.
Formerly known as the Space Pope (then I was excommunicated), Father Kurt Christ (I was deemed unfit to raise children, spiritual or otherwise), and Vartox (the speedo was starting to chafe)

DiscoUkulele

#2
August 05, 2010, 02:02:50 AM
You shouldn't let poets lie to you.
                                 - Bjork

Richter

#3
August 05, 2010, 02:19:47 AM
Kinked for Christ, eh?
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 22, 2015, 03:00:53 AM
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

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Doktor Howl

#4
August 05, 2010, 02:24:55 AM
Quote from: Richter on August 05, 2010, 02:19:47 AM
Kinked for Christ, eh?

THIS IS NOT PORN. 

TELL US YOUR STORY.

:lulz:
Molon Lube

DiscoUkulele

#5
August 05, 2010, 02:38:21 AM
Oh man, check out this leather daddy.



...beads of sweat clinging desperately to his thick, leathered chest as he clutches his hard, eager shaft...






'scuse me while I go out for a Virginia Slim...
You shouldn't let poets lie to you.
                                 - Bjork

Cuddlefish

#6
August 05, 2010, 02:41:52 AM
She bought the wrong coffee on PURPOSE!  :wink:  :lol:
A fisher of men, or a manner of fish?

Doktor Howl

#7
August 05, 2010, 02:46:11 AM
Molon Lube

Cuddlefish

#8
August 05, 2010, 02:52:02 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 05, 2010, 02:46:11 AM
http://www.christiandomesticdiscipline.com/my_first_time.html   :lulz:

:lulz: :lulz: :lulz:

How much you wanna bet that wasn't a real first hand testimonial? How much do you wanna bet it wasn't a woman?
A fisher of men, or a manner of fish?

Doktor Howl

#9
August 05, 2010, 02:54:31 AM
Quote from: Cuddlefish on August 05, 2010, 02:52:02 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 05, 2010, 02:46:11 AM
http://www.christiandomesticdiscipline.com/my_first_time.html   :lulz:

:lulz: :lulz: :lulz:

How much you wanna bet that wasn't a real first hand testimonial? How much do you wanna bet it wasn't a woman?

Read the shit the GUYS wrote.   :lulz:
Molon Lube

Cuddlefish

#10
August 05, 2010, 02:58:24 AM
http://www.christiandomesticdiscipline.com/warmup.html

:lulz: :lulz: :lulz:

The first paragraph is gold!

QuoteWhen you discipline your wife, for either misbehavior or maintenance

Maintenance??  :lulz: :lulz: you gotta be kidding me...
A fisher of men, or a manner of fish?

Doktor Howl

#11
August 05, 2010, 03:05:48 AM
Quote from: Cuddlefish on August 05, 2010, 02:58:24 AM
http://www.christiandomesticdiscipline.com/warmup.html

:lulz: :lulz: :lulz:

The first paragraph is gold!

QuoteWhen you discipline your wife, for either misbehavior or maintenance

Maintenance??  :lulz: :lulz: you gotta be kidding me...


You realize that none of these men have actually spoken to a girl, right?
Molon Lube

Juana

#12
August 05, 2010, 03:07:11 AM
No girl, anyway, who hasn't been brainwashed into this shit.
"I dispose of obsolete meat machines.  Not because I hate them (I do) and not because they deserve it (they do), but because they are in the way and those older ones don't meet emissions codes.  They emit too much.  You don't like them and I don't like them, so spare me the hysteria."

Dysnomia

#13
August 05, 2010, 03:08:36 AM
um...brb

I'm getting a bit uncomfortable in mah pance with all this spanking business...



:fap:
It's all fun and games, till someone gets herpes.

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Aucoq

#14
August 05, 2010, 03:14:16 AM
Man, that website is insane.  "Explain to your wife that the reason you're spanking her is because you love her.  If her screaming or crying bothers you just remember you're doing it for her own good."  :lol:
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