Post your "American Moments" here.

[tyrannosaurus vex]

Holy crap, Vex. 

It's true, but it happened 4 years ago, before employers started getting all cautious about who they hired.

[Jasper]

4 years hasn't changed much, I thought. 

[Reginald Ret]

I didn't think so.

Poor kids are being raised on computers and teevee.  They are unable to entertain themselves.  Sad.

When was child, Mother say 'here, has stick'.
Lo, within 10 minute mother say 'gimme that!' and took stick
That was when i learn to find own poking stick.
All childes should play outside, become smart like me.

But seriously, the only reason i ever watched tv as a kid was because no one was awake at 5 in the morning and i didn't want to make alot of noise.

[maphdet]

I fucking hate people who think they are the only ones on this forsaken planet.

[Sir Squid Diddimus]

People who do that get my car right up on their driver side door.

[maphdet]

People who do that get my car right up on their driver side door.

[Sir Squid Diddimus]

Hey, my car is a POS so I don't care if they ding it.
They obviously care more about their car than I care about mine.

[Jasper]

Hahahah, now I don't even want a nice car.  I want a good and shitty beater so I can do that too. 

[Suu]

Right now, I could give two shits about anything else because Tampa Bay is on top of every team in the entirety of Major League Baseball. 

[Rumckle]

Kanye West

[LMNO]

"Sex starved and picky."

-Dok Howl paraphrasing BLARFAWHATEVER

[dontblameyoko]

I fucking hate people who think they are the only ones on this forsaken planet.

ugh, i had to deal w/ that on Saturday...i was late to work on account of a holdup on the highway w/ stop-and-go traffic, and then i had trouble finding a parking space, the employee lot was full (I work at an amusement park; not my first choice but it's what was available and it's a paycheck) and when i finally found a spot in another lot, there was a car on each side of it and one was partly in my spot.    i would've left a note but i was already late, didn't have the time.

[Juana]

While at the store, I saw no fewer than four cars doing that, one of them taking up FOUR spaces.

[Apikoros II]

I hate HumVees the MOST. Love this http://www.fuh2.com/ about giving them the bird.

[maphdet]

We need to wrap those kind of parked cars in yellow tape! (wonder how frowned upon that would be)


While at the fuel store I saw someone throwing a pck of smokes on the ground.
This really would not have bothered me so much but here was a trash bin not 3 feet away from the person.
When I said "Hey but there is a trash bin right there sir." I was called a bitch and told to fuck off.
Ah gotta love these times.