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ATTN: Americans

Started by Roaring Biscuit!, August 10, 2010, 02:04:20 AM

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Roaring Biscuit!

Exactly how long did you intend to keep this from me?


Eater of Clowns

You give that back.  It's not for you.  :argh!:
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This is not for the English.
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I_Kicked_Kennedy

Well, the IRA knew about it some time ago. What are you insinuating?
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Roaring Biscuit!

its too late for you now, I found a cafe/bar that sells it in my town, along with a preposterous number of other obscure and exciting beers.

Nothing can stop my drunken chocolaty conquest.





Except alcohol poisoning.

I_Kicked_Kennedy

And a sharp blow to the head.

That interrupted a bottle of Lagavulin couple years ago, and as I slowly piece together the little I've recalled in the time since... it may have been directly correlated.
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Quote from: Roaring Biscuit! on August 10, 2010, 02:28:37 AM
its too late for you now, I found a cafe/bar that sells it in my town, along with a preposterous number of other obscure and exciting beers.

Nothing can stop my drunken chocolaty conquest.





Except alcohol poisoning.

Or diabetes
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Sir Squid Diddimus

haven't I mentioned this before in my beer review thread?

Suu

It's a seasonal...the fact that you just now got it says a lot because that's their winter release.

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Stelpa

I am 15 years old and what is beer? :P

Thurnez Isa

It goes down smooth while watching the game... tastes great with steak... but unfortunately most monkeys can't handle it and it turns them into Nascar fans
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Richter

That's one of the most apt commentaries on beer I've heard yet.  Well played.
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Akara

I'm not a big fan of alcohol in general (mostly do to overuse a few years ago. ick) but weird flavored ones, like the chocolate stout, or raspberry lambic, are still good in my book!

Of course, i like wines and beers of across the pond better than here, cause they have less additives i think.
It's like a palsy victim doing brain surgery with a pipe wrench.

Sir Squid Diddimus

There are plenty of good beers from here.
Just not the popular (macro brew) ones.

Akara

this is true, i am a fan of microbreweries. I've been considering for a long time brewing my own beer and such. I have odd preferences in alcohol, tho, cause I really don't like bitter or alcohol tastes.
It's like a palsy victim doing brain surgery with a pipe wrench.