Another year, another uh...

[Suu]

I've recently come to the conclusion that routine is the killer of time....

Agreed.

Also, as I got in my birthday suit to take my birthday shower, a pipe decided to break and leak all over my downstairs neighbor's apartment.

I just can't get a break in this place lately!

[Dysfunctional Cunt]

Happy Birthday Suu!!!

I thoroughly enjoyed my late 20's early 30's.  You're past most of the high school bullshit and you haven't  gotten into the OMG I have to be doing something because I'm this old now panic.

Enjoy the next few years to the fullest. 

[Nephew Twiddleton]

I was talking about this to a friend of mine...You know, when you're 16, all you want to be is in your 20s, and it takes FOREVER to get there.



Goddamn, I swear I turned 21 yesterday. WTF? Anyone know where that time went?

I get that all of the time. Not a great feeling. I'll have to pay more attention to my 30s.

Happy Birthday!

[Richter]

Happy birthday too.  Don't let 28 wig you out, it's pretty cool.   

[Adios]

Happy Birthday. I don't remember my 20's, but they say the mind is the second thing to go. Now, if I could only remember what the first thing was......

[Suu]

Happy Birthday. I don't remember my 20's, but they say the mind is the second thing to go. Now, if I could only remember what the first thing was......

Bladder control?

[Elder Iptuous]

modesty, if you're doing it right.

[Doktor Howl]

Well damnit, 2 more years and I'm 30. 

OH, CRY ME A FUCKING RIVER.

In two months I'll be 42.  That shit was supposed to happen to other people.

[Elder Iptuous]

yeah, but you're lookin' good and having fun, Dok!
42 should be awesome, no?

[Doktor Howl]

yeah, but you're lookin' good and having fun, Dok!
42 should be awesome, no?

Yeah, but your shit breaks down.  I think my spleen is on strike, and even my various and disgusting STDs have headed off for greener pastures.

[Elder Iptuous]

bah!  you're still ambulatory and armed with horror!
If thy spleen offends thee, cut it out!  and your std's abandoning you simply makes room for new socially transmissible friends, no?

[LMNO]

I keep forgetting you're a decade younger than I am.

When I remember, it makes me sad.

Not your fault, though: Hope you had a kickass birthday.

[leln]

Belated happy birthday! If you start to freak out about getting older, remember high school as honestly as possible. That always makes me feel better about aging.

[Suu]

Oh FUCK high school.

[Suu]

Alphapance: It's because everyone thinks I'm 35.