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A PENTION TO BAN ANYONE WHO POSTS ONE-LINERS.

Started by Doktor Howl, August 23, 2010, 07:55:45 PM

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Doktor Howl

Molon Lube

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Through me the way to the city of woe, Through me the way to everlasting pain, Through me the way among the lost.
Justice moved my maker on high.
Divine power made me, Wisdom supreme, and Primal love.
Before me nothing was but things eternal, and eternal I endure.
Abandon all hope, you who enter here.

Dante

Chairman Risus

Quote from: vexati0n on August 23, 2010, 11:39:02 PM
i think i have
found a
way around this ban.

:argh!:
It will be like the haiku thread but worse!

Phox


Don Coyote

Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 23, 2010, 11:37:50 PM
Quote from: Lunar Wolf of the Cow Moon 13 on August 23, 2010, 08:21:48 PM
U mad bro?

Just so we all understand where Bovine Purple Wicca Dude is coming from.

Which is to say, 4Chan.
Nice try boyo. I don't go to 4chan. It is amazing how language can spread though.

Doktor Howl

Quote from: Lunar Wolf of the Cow Moon 13 on August 23, 2010, 11:42:59 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 23, 2010, 11:37:50 PM
Quote from: Lunar Wolf of the Cow Moon 13 on August 23, 2010, 08:21:48 PM
U mad bro?

Just so we all understand where Bovine Purple Wicca Dude is coming from.

Which is to say, 4Chan.
Nice try boyo. I don't go to 4chan. It is amazing how language can spread though.

Sure.  But the motivation to use that language, to make sure that the situation arises in which you can use it...That's pure 4Chan.

But I believe you're not really a 15 year old shut in.  No, really.
Molon Lube

Don Coyote

Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 23, 2010, 11:46:21 PM
Quote from: Lunar Wolf of the Cow Moon 13 on August 23, 2010, 11:42:59 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 23, 2010, 11:37:50 PM
Quote from: Lunar Wolf of the Cow Moon 13 on August 23, 2010, 08:21:48 PM
U mad bro?

Just so we all understand where Bovine Purple Wicca Dude is coming from.

Which is to say, 4Chan.
Nice try boyo. I don't go to 4chan. It is amazing how language can spread though.

Sure.  But the motivation to use that language, to make sure that the situation arises in which you can use it...That's pure 4Chan.

But I believe you're not really a 15 year old shut in.  No, really.

Or maybe by using such obviously childish language I am making fun of you. That is possible, but no you are totally right, I am 15 years old, and never get any sunlight. My diet consists of Mt Dew and Hot Pockets. I have horrible acne, and my voice is always cracking. So i stay inside, away from people that make fun of the way I look and insult people on the internet to make myself feel superior to them. You have found me out Dok. I am in utter awe of your deductive skills.

Doktor Howl

Quote from: Lunar Wolf of the Cow Moon 13 on August 23, 2010, 11:57:13 PM

Or maybe by using such obviously childish language I am making fun of you. That is possible, but no you are totally right, I am 15 years old, and never get any sunlight. My diet consists of Mt Dew and Hot Pockets. I have horrible acne, and my voice is always cracking. So i stay inside, away from people that make fun of the way I look and insult people on the internet to make myself feel superior to them. You have found me out Dok. I am in utter awe of your deductive skills.

Good, good.  As for the making fun of thing, that would probably have me reduced to a quivering wreck of nancy-boy jelly, except for a few things:

1.  Your stated opinion that everyone here is an idiot.

2.  Your deliberate trolling (not answering the PM, etc).

3.  Your statement that you don't care what anyone thinks of you (which is now, as far as I can tell, reciprocated), and

4.  The 4Chan reference, which puts you on par with the shut-ins described above.

And all in one day!  That's quite an accomplishment, sir.  You must be very proud.
Molon Lube

Don Coyote

Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 24, 2010, 12:02:22 AM
Quote from: Lunar Wolf of the Cow Moon 13 on August 23, 2010, 11:57:13 PM

Or maybe by using such obviously childish language I am making fun of you. That is possible, but no you are totally right, I am 15 years old, and never get any sunlight. My diet consists of Mt Dew and Hot Pockets. I have horrible acne, and my voice is always cracking. So i stay inside, away from people that make fun of the way I look and insult people on the internet to make myself feel superior to them. You have found me out Dok. I am in utter awe of your deductive skills.

Good, good.  As for the making fun of thing, that would probably have me reduced to a quivering wreck of nancy-boy jelly, except for a few things:

1.  Your stated opinion that everyone here is an idiot.

2.  Your deliberate trolling (not answering the PM, etc).

3.  Your statement that you don't care what anyone thinks of you (which is now, as far as I can tell, reciprocated), and

4.  The 4Chan reference, which puts you on par with the shut-ins described above.

And all in one day!  That's quite an accomplishment, sir.  You must be very proud.

I got at least 6 hours left in this day.

Doktor Howl

Quote from: Lunar Wolf of the Cow Moon 13 on August 24, 2010, 12:07:18 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 24, 2010, 12:02:22 AM
Quote from: Lunar Wolf of the Cow Moon 13 on August 23, 2010, 11:57:13 PM

Or maybe by using such obviously childish language I am making fun of you. That is possible, but no you are totally right, I am 15 years old, and never get any sunlight. My diet consists of Mt Dew and Hot Pockets. I have horrible acne, and my voice is always cracking. So i stay inside, away from people that make fun of the way I look and insult people on the internet to make myself feel superior to them. You have found me out Dok. I am in utter awe of your deductive skills.

Good, good.  As for the making fun of thing, that would probably have me reduced to a quivering wreck of nancy-boy jelly, except for a few things:

1.  Your stated opinion that everyone here is an idiot.

2.  Your deliberate trolling (not answering the PM, etc).

3.  Your statement that you don't care what anyone thinks of you (which is now, as far as I can tell, reciprocated), and

4.  The 4Chan reference, which puts you on par with the shut-ins described above.

And all in one day!  That's quite an accomplishment, sir.  You must be very proud.

I got at least 6 hours left in this day.

I have about 1.5, and I expect you to continue providing the high quality drivel you've managed all day.

I used to like your posts, and now I honestly can't remember why.
Molon Lube

Don Coyote

Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 24, 2010, 12:09:22 AM
Quote from: Lunar Wolf of the Cow Moon 13 on August 24, 2010, 12:07:18 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 24, 2010, 12:02:22 AM
Quote from: Lunar Wolf of the Cow Moon 13 on August 23, 2010, 11:57:13 PM

Or maybe by using such obviously childish language I am making fun of you. That is possible, but no you are totally right, I am 15 years old, and never get any sunlight. My diet consists of Mt Dew and Hot Pockets. I have horrible acne, and my voice is always cracking. So i stay inside, away from people that make fun of the way I look and insult people on the internet to make myself feel superior to them. You have found me out Dok. I am in utter awe of your deductive skills.

Good, good.  As for the making fun of thing, that would probably have me reduced to a quivering wreck of nancy-boy jelly, except for a few things:

1.  Your stated opinion that everyone here is an idiot.

2.  Your deliberate trolling (not answering the PM, etc).

3.  Your statement that you don't care what anyone thinks of you (which is now, as far as I can tell, reciprocated), and

4.  The 4Chan reference, which puts you on par with the shut-ins described above.

And all in one day!  That's quite an accomplishment, sir.  You must be very proud.

I got at least 6 hours left in this day.

I have about 1.5, and I expect you to continue providing the high quality drivel you've managed all day.

I used to like your posts, and now I honestly can't remember why.

Were you high?

Doktor Howl

Quote from: Lunar Wolf of the Cow Moon 13 on August 24, 2010, 12:13:03 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 24, 2010, 12:09:22 AM
Quote from: Lunar Wolf of the Cow Moon 13 on August 24, 2010, 12:07:18 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 24, 2010, 12:02:22 AM
Quote from: Lunar Wolf of the Cow Moon 13 on August 23, 2010, 11:57:13 PM

Or maybe by using such obviously childish language I am making fun of you. That is possible, but no you are totally right, I am 15 years old, and never get any sunlight. My diet consists of Mt Dew and Hot Pockets. I have horrible acne, and my voice is always cracking. So i stay inside, away from people that make fun of the way I look and insult people on the internet to make myself feel superior to them. You have found me out Dok. I am in utter awe of your deductive skills.

Good, good.  As for the making fun of thing, that would probably have me reduced to a quivering wreck of nancy-boy jelly, except for a few things:

1.  Your stated opinion that everyone here is an idiot.

2.  Your deliberate trolling (not answering the PM, etc).

3.  Your statement that you don't care what anyone thinks of you (which is now, as far as I can tell, reciprocated), and

4.  The 4Chan reference, which puts you on par with the shut-ins described above.

And all in one day!  That's quite an accomplishment, sir.  You must be very proud.

I got at least 6 hours left in this day.

I have about 1.5, and I expect you to continue providing the high quality drivel you've managed all day.

I used to like your posts, and now I honestly can't remember why.

Were you high?

For part of the time.  My sleep medication is like an atom bomb in the brain.

That probably explains why I thought you were smart.
Molon Lube

Don Coyote

Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 24, 2010, 12:14:15 AM


For part of the time.  My sleep medication is like an atom bomb in the brain.

That probably explains why I thought you were smart.

That's ok.

Sir Squid Diddimus


Sir Squid Diddimus