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Started by Cuddlefish, August 23, 2010, 09:01:07 PM

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Doktor Howl

Quote from: Alty on August 23, 2010, 11:48:07 PM
My damned NAME when I first posted was nothing but a friendly poke at the general paranoia at the time. And then, I posted content that people here enjoyed and I meant. I think I've had one, maybe two tense moments with people here.



:lulz:

Guilty.

:lulz:
Molon Lube

President Television

Quote from: Lunar Wolf of the Cow Moon 13 on August 23, 2010, 11:02:24 PM
Quote from: Doktor Plague on August 23, 2010, 10:54:08 PM
Bovine Wolf Wolf Wolfy Cow Lunar Weremoon, the difference between trolling this forum and trolling any other one is that over here, you're not the only one being entertained. Over here, we like a good fight, so we enjoy our trolls. You'll leave eventually, just like all the rest of them. And we'll all high-five each other on that day. It will be a triumph. Unless, of course, you're willing to step your game up, make proper contributions, and maybe become respectable in the process. We beat a troll, or we get another worthwhile member. Either way, we win. Which of these is a losing option for you?

I have made a few contributions, not very large ones, but I do do more than just troll.

Well, Doktor Howl is held in pretty much universal esteem here. Which means that if you want people to respect you and your contributions here, you're going to have to apologize to him. Which means that by step your game up, I really meant pay some respect to Dok Howl, God-Emperor of PD.

Seriously, though, he has to put up with a lot of bullshit both online and offline, and he's one of the most active of us(again, both online and offline), and on top of that he has a huge creative and destructive output. He's definitely up there in terms of people you should be considerate to.

(aside: I got compared to Wade, DK, and Daruko when I was new. I don't think I've improved a whole lot, to be honest, but I'm not up to table-breaking wolf name shenanigans anymore. Or posting "troll threads" asking PD.com's opinion of Law & Order.)
My shit list: Stephen Harper, anarchists that complain about taxes instead of institutionalized torture, those people walking, anyone who lets a single aspect of themselves define their entire personality, salesmen that don't smoke pipes, Fredericton New Brunswick, bigots, philosophy majors, my nemesis, pirates that don't do anything, criminals without class, sociopaths, narcissists, furries, juggalos, foes.

Doktor Howl

I don't require respect, or ass kissing, or anything like that.  A little common courtesy would be nice, but I've learned to live without that, too.

The point is, I though Purple Bovine Wolf Spag was here to be a contributing member of the board.  I was wrong, and embarrassingly so.  He's just another Dr Cowass/Wade/AKK iteration, the latest in a series stretching all the way back to Tyler (in 2003).  He has nothing to say, and he's here to let us know it.
Molon Lube

President Television

Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 24, 2010, 12:36:27 AM
I don't require respect, or ass kissing, or anything like that.  A little common courtesy would be nice, but I've learned to live without that, too.

I don't mean ass kissing, I just mean not being a total tool.
My shit list: Stephen Harper, anarchists that complain about taxes instead of institutionalized torture, those people walking, anyone who lets a single aspect of themselves define their entire personality, salesmen that don't smoke pipes, Fredericton New Brunswick, bigots, philosophy majors, my nemesis, pirates that don't do anything, criminals without class, sociopaths, narcissists, furries, juggalos, foes.

Doktor Howl

Quote from: Doktor Plague on August 24, 2010, 12:50:16 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 24, 2010, 12:36:27 AM
I don't require respect, or ass kissing, or anything like that.  A little common courtesy would be nice, but I've learned to live without that, too.

I don't mean ass kissing, I just mean not being a total tool.

Oh, I know.  I just don't think HE can tell the difference.
Molon Lube

Epimetheus

Quote from: Lunar Wolf of the Cow Moon 13 on August 23, 2010, 09:55:31 PM
Oh you mean a house where I get attacked the first time I enter the door?
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

that is all.
POST-SINGULARITY POCKET ORGASM TOAD OF RIGHTEOUSNESS

Lies

Let it be known: I called it.
- So the New World Order does not actually exist?
- Oh it exists, and how!
Ask the slaves whose labour built the White House;
Ask the slaves of today tied down to sweatshops and brothels to escape hunger;
Ask most women, second class citizens, in a pervasive rape culture;
Ask the non-human creatures who inhabit the planet:
whales, bears, frogs, tuna, bees, slaughtered farm animals;
Ask the natives of the Americas and Australia on whose land
you live today, on whose graves your factories, farms and neighbourhoods stand;
ask any of them this, ask them if the New World Order is true;
they'll tell you plainly: the New World Order... is you!

Dysnomia

Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 23, 2010, 09:36:07 PM
Quote from: Cuddlefish on August 23, 2010, 09:32:09 PM
Quote from: Lunar Wolf of the Cow Moon 13 on August 23, 2010, 09:26:38 PM
He can't. Everything is funny unless it happens to him or a close friend of his, but if it happens to anyone he deems lesser it's ok, and some cases hilarious.

:fuckoff:

Wow, your mahdjikall powers must be really strong for you to be able to deduce that about someone you've known for less than a month or two. Fucking retard. And I was beginning to like you. Dunno why, now...

Thing is, you get a few pagans/ex-pagans like Lizzay that are amazing, so you forget what most of them seem to be like.  As far as I can tell, Bovine dude just likes to knife people in the back.  I could be wrong, but there's a bit of a pattern, here.

In any case, it doesn't really matter.  My mouse has a scroll button.

AW SHUCKS   :oops:  :D
It's all fun and games, till someone gets herpes.

http://cdn.smosh.com/smosh-pit/122010/mow-the-lawn.gif

Dysnomia

Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 23, 2010, 10:29:09 PM
Quote from: Cuddlefish on August 23, 2010, 10:27:28 PM
Quote from: Lunar Wolf of the Cow Moon 13 on August 23, 2010, 10:24:39 PM
Quote from: BabylonHoruv on August 23, 2010, 10:17:19 PM
wow,  Bovine got classed with Peleus, probably the boards most notorious complete gibberish (or near to it) poster.  Quite an accomplishment for a noob.

I was also classed with Wade, who ever that is, within a day of first posting here.

Sounds like butt-hurt to me.

Anyone here that wasn't classed or compared with Wade/DK/AKK/Daruko when they first got here?

Pixie and Lizzay.  Maybe a few others.

I remember we dogged on you a bit.  :lol:

But you manned up.  I thought Bovine had it in him, too, but he now seems like someone who shits in his own bed, then complains about the smell.

I think I came before Daruko though, didn't I?  Definitely Wade



Lizzay,
is sekritly Daruko's alt


:banana: :troll: :banana: :troll: :banana: :troll: :banana: :troll: :mind ray:
It's all fun and games, till someone gets herpes.

http://cdn.smosh.com/smosh-pit/122010/mow-the-lawn.gif


Doktor Howl

Purple Wolf Cow Dude, making more friends ITT.

:lulz:
Molon Lube

East Coast Hustle

you know, out of every 100 people on the sex offender registry, one of them will be a solid dude who got caught shagging his 17 year old girlfriend when he was 19 or 20. The other 99 will be a bunch of creepy kiddie-fiddlers with bad moustaches and blotchy skin.

This is a perfect analogy for how I feel about pagans.
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

Lies

Quote from: Lunar Wolf of the Cow Moon 13 on August 24, 2010, 03:30:18 AM
Quote from: Lysergic on August 24, 2010, 02:58:30 AM
Let it be known: I called it.

http://www.babble.com/CS/blogs/strollerderby/2009/06/chocolate_chip_cookie.jpg

Hey man, don't get me wrong, I *wanted* you to prove me wrong, I *gave* you a chance to show your worthwhileness, and for a little while, I actually *liked* you.

But my theory proves correct, there *is* something wrong with people who play wow.
You had so much potential but you chose to act like a jackass instead, so now you get treated like a jackass. Congratulations, you got what you wished for.
- So the New World Order does not actually exist?
- Oh it exists, and how!
Ask the slaves whose labour built the White House;
Ask the slaves of today tied down to sweatshops and brothels to escape hunger;
Ask most women, second class citizens, in a pervasive rape culture;
Ask the non-human creatures who inhabit the planet:
whales, bears, frogs, tuna, bees, slaughtered farm animals;
Ask the natives of the Americas and Australia on whose land
you live today, on whose graves your factories, farms and neighbourhoods stand;
ask any of them this, ask them if the New World Order is true;
they'll tell you plainly: the New World Order... is you!

Thurnez Isa

he plays wow?

and he's a pagan?


if so there is almost no statistical probability that this guy would not turn out to be a shithead
Through me the way to the city of woe, Through me the way to everlasting pain, Through me the way among the lost.
Justice moved my maker on high.
Divine power made me, Wisdom supreme, and Primal love.
Before me nothing was but things eternal, and eternal I endure.
Abandon all hope, you who enter here.

Dante

Don Coyote

Sweet....oh wait you were being sarcastic.

Crap.



Quote from: Lysergic on August 24, 2010, 03:50:03 AM


Hey man, don't get me wrong, I *wanted* you to prove me wrong, I *gave* you a chance to show your worthwhileness, and for a little while, I actually *liked* you.

But my theory proves correct, there *is* something wrong with people who play wow.
You had so much potential but you chose to act like a jackass instead, so now you get treated like a jackass. Congratulations, you got what you wished for.

I haven't played wow in close to 2 weeks, because it's -ahem- pointless. That post about the turd polishing started killing my enjoyment of mindlessly killing things.