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Difficult Choices: Hoboerotica

Started by Cramulus, August 31, 2010, 03:12:49 AM

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Would you rather

make out with a hobo wearing bird poop for lipstick
5 (22.7%)
make out with a hobo wearing cheese and pee for lipstick
17 (77.3%)

Total Members Voted: 22

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Jenne

#15
August 31, 2010, 03:59:34 AM
Aw, damn...he could answer "dick," couldn't he?  :x

Nast

#16
August 31, 2010, 04:05:28 AM
Quote from: Jenne on August 31, 2010, 03:59:34 AM
Aw, damn...he could answer "dick," couldn't he?  :x

:x

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#17
August 31, 2010, 04:30:17 AM
also, bird poop is bitter, cheese and pee is salty. I generally prefer salty over bitter.
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#18
August 31, 2010, 02:48:50 PM
Quote from: Exit City Hustle on August 31, 2010, 04:30:17 AM
also, bird poop is bitter, cheese and pee is salty. I generally prefer salty over bitter.

:?
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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#19
August 31, 2010, 04:57:59 PM
I am not surprised by the overwhelming popularity of cheese and pee.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Nephew Twiddleton

#20
August 31, 2010, 05:05:07 PM
Quote from: Nigel on August 31, 2010, 04:57:59 PM
I am not surprised by the overwhelming popularity of cheese and pee.

This is a great quote, even taken out of context.
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#21
August 31, 2010, 06:30:08 PM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on August 31, 2010, 05:05:07 PM
Quote from: Nigel on August 31, 2010, 04:57:59 PM
I am not surprised by the overwhelming popularity of cheese and pee.

This is a great quote, even especially taken out of context.
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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#22
August 31, 2010, 08:08:13 PM
News?
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Cramulus

#23
August 31, 2010, 09:32:43 PM
I chose to make out with the hobo wearing lipstick made of bird poop, by the way, because I don't want the cheese and pee guy to get a big head.

Juvenal

#24
August 31, 2010, 11:50:12 PM
Cheese makes everything better.

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#25
August 31, 2010, 11:51:21 PM
Quote from: Juvenal on August 31, 2010, 11:50:12 PM
Cheese makes everything better.

Yeah, and if it's blue cheese, you probably couldn't even taste the pee.
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#26
September 01, 2010, 07:14:20 AM
Quote from: Cramulus on August 31, 2010, 09:32:43 PM
I chose to make out with the hobo wearing lipstick made of bird poop, by the way, because I don't want the cheese and pee guy to get a big head.

:horrormirth:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Doktor Howl

#27
September 01, 2010, 03:18:08 PM
Wait.

We don't really get a hobo?   :sad:
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Stelpa

#28
September 01, 2010, 03:50:32 PM
THERE ARE FEMALE HOBOS? :O
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