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I owe an apology.

Started by East Coast Hustle, September 05, 2010, 07:52:12 AM

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East Coast Hustle

So I meet this girl that I've been talking to online for a few days, she ends up being really cool (and pretty cute), and she takes me to this kickass bar in Virginia beach that has BEERPONG INSIDE THE BAR, and introduces me to a bunch of her friends who are all really cool and very welcoming and pretty much make me feel like part of the clique right off the bat. They're all pretty normal dudes (at least, normal as far as the kind of people I usually hang out with), not yuppies, not white trash, just solid blue-collar dudes out having a good time on a holiday weekend. However, after a few hours something dawns on me. This girl and her friends all have something in common...


They're all Juggalos.

And they were all cool as hell to me all night long and I'm really glad to have some local friends. So I apologize to all the Juggalos for basing my opinion on stereotype, hearsay, and a few chance encounters with a few random assholes who would still be assholes no matter what subculture they chose to identify with.

Sorry, wicked clowns. I'm pretty fuckin' far from running out and getting a hatchetman tattoo, but it might be fair to say I've got clown love, even if I still think the music sucks.

It's good to be reminded to keep an open mind about everything.
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Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

Lies

- So the New World Order does not actually exist?
- Oh it exists, and how!
Ask the slaves whose labour built the White House;
Ask the slaves of today tied down to sweatshops and brothels to escape hunger;
Ask most women, second class citizens, in a pervasive rape culture;
Ask the non-human creatures who inhabit the planet:
whales, bears, frogs, tuna, bees, slaughtered farm animals;
Ask the natives of the Americas and Australia on whose land
you live today, on whose graves your factories, farms and neighbourhoods stand;
ask any of them this, ask them if the New World Order is true;
they'll tell you plainly: the New World Order... is you!

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For a second I thought you were going to say she was a furry.
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Lies

I guess I should say, I never hated Juggalo's, at least, no one in particular, but from what I can tell, most of them look like retarded rednecks.

But then, I've never met a juggalo, so I really shouldn't be so judging. But it's sooooo hard not to when most of the things I see/hear of them involve them being complete spazzballs.

And the whole secret Jesus saving thing.
- So the New World Order does not actually exist?
- Oh it exists, and how!
Ask the slaves whose labour built the White House;
Ask the slaves of today tied down to sweatshops and brothels to escape hunger;
Ask most women, second class citizens, in a pervasive rape culture;
Ask the non-human creatures who inhabit the planet:
whales, bears, frogs, tuna, bees, slaughtered farm animals;
Ask the natives of the Americas and Australia on whose land
you live today, on whose graves your factories, farms and neighbourhoods stand;
ask any of them this, ask them if the New World Order is true;
they'll tell you plainly: the New World Order... is you!

Lies

And the whole "magnets" and "puppy dogs are miracles" thing.
- So the New World Order does not actually exist?
- Oh it exists, and how!
Ask the slaves whose labour built the White House;
Ask the slaves of today tied down to sweatshops and brothels to escape hunger;
Ask most women, second class citizens, in a pervasive rape culture;
Ask the non-human creatures who inhabit the planet:
whales, bears, frogs, tuna, bees, slaughtered farm animals;
Ask the natives of the Americas and Australia on whose land
you live today, on whose graves your factories, farms and neighbourhoods stand;
ask any of them this, ask them if the New World Order is true;
they'll tell you plainly: the New World Order... is you!

Payne

Quote from: Exit City Hustle on September 05, 2010, 07:52:12 AM
They're all Juggalos.

:memnoch2:

But yeah, some really real company outside the confines of Das Boot can only be a good thing.

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Payne

 :lulz:

Theme for ECH's cookery exploits?

Payne

Also: that vid woke Pixie up - she looked less than pleased...

:argh!: Tamn you Drip!

Adios

I have no idea what a juggalo even is.

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Adios

Thanks, I looked up Insane Clown.

meh.

East Coast Hustle

Again, the OP has nothing to do with the actual Insane Clown Posse (who managed to achieve mediocrity on one album and never rose above "terrible" on any other), but about deciding what kind of a person somebody will be based on what kind of music they listen to or what kind of clothes they wear or the tattoos they have, etc.
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

Adios

Quote from: Exit City Hustle on September 05, 2010, 01:35:08 PM
Again, the OP has nothing to do with the actual Insane Clown Posse (who managed to achieve mediocrity on one album and never rose above "terrible" on any other), but about deciding what kind of a person somebody will be based on what kind of music they listen to or what kind of clothes they wear or the tattoos they have, etc.

Oh, I agree with this. I just wanted a reference point.

Suu

A couple of my friends here are juggalos. This doesn't stop me from teasing them mercilessly.
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